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dear my sexy fine ass neigbor,

everytime i see you my pussy throbs. i can't help but look at you. you are so fucking fine. everything about you is just so damn sexy. i just want to have you fuck me so bad. i know i could fuck you better than your wife does. oh the fantasies i have of what it could be like..

wanting you hotly
steph
 
dear ass hat
you dont know what the heck is going on because you DONT listen
DO NOT ever cut me off again or blow me off
its your damned business so either pay me enough to care or do it your bloody self
 
Dear Sexy Exhibitionist,

Thank you for the flashes at the stoplights yesterday. I was tired after driving all afternoon and you really brightened the rest of my day with wicked thoughts of what you weren't wearing and what I'd love to have done to you, had you not turned off so soon.

Stiffly shifting,

Pedicur8her ...
 
Dear cheeky young window cleaner

I kind of have this whole fantasy thing going on about you. I wonder if you do about me.

Wonders if you peep a little too much through my window Me :)
 
Dear Creepy Guy,
Stop staring at my ass. No, I don't wear panties. Grow the fuck up.
Stop staring at my boobs. Yes, they are fantastic. I know that.
You're a wack-a-doodle and the only reason I show an ounce of interest that doesn't involve me kneeing you in the place that would let you reproduce, if any woman were stupid enough to show you even a remarkably tiny bit of interest, is that I'm fond of your mother.
So, Creepy Ass Guy, if you ever touch me, I'm going to knee you so hard, they'll be finding your balls in your throat.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. There's a reason my number is unlisted and no one has it. A girl can only have so many stalkers in a lifetime; and for me, that's just one. He was bad enough.
 
Dear God,

Please don't let my friend's baby die. Please give him strength to fight this infection that has spread to his heart. He's been fighting so hard since he was born, and he's so tiny.

Dear Anyone,

If you have any prayers to spare, Baby M could use them.

Much Thanks,
Lori

All my prayers....

Dear God:
Someone is in need and the results are uncertain. Let those who care understand the outcome whatever it is. The innocents of this world deserve to come to full fruition and this prayer is strictly for that allowance. Others beyond the innocent will be affected either way and their lives and hopes are just as important. Please, be kind. A friend has requested these entreaties to you and that alone deserves kind attention.

Dear God:
It's me again. Your workings are mysterious and I wanted to make sure I got through the first time. The pleasures of life can only be experienced by those who are allowed to live to the age of pleasure. This is as uch a wish as anything else -- a wish from a friend of mine as well as a host of others that you are hearing from. There are hearts and spirits potentially broken without understanding. Those hearts deserve better, as does the one innocent heart for whom this prayer is offered. Allow at least a compassionate choice to occur. Then, please, allow for one and all to know why the choice is made. Comfort all and disparage none.

Dear everyone who prayed for Baby M,

Thank you so much. There's a precious new angel in Heaven today. Now I can only pray for strength for his family in their time of grief. :rose:

Love,
L
 
dear stank bitch on the bus
ok
PHEW
please shower before you ride public transport
no one wishes to smell your funk
and dont just scoot aside when some wants up
STAND UP and let a person by
 
Dear everyone who prayed for Baby M,

Thank you so much. There's a precious new angel in Heaven today. Now I can only pray for strength for his family in their time of grief. :rose:

Love,
L

How heartbreaking, I will continue to keep the family in my prayers.
 
Dear everyone who prayed for Baby M,

Thank you so much. There's a precious new angel in Heaven today. Now I can only pray for strength for his family in their time of grief. :rose:

Love,
L

From the bottom of my heart -- I wish there were words, simple or complex that I could add to help ease the pain. There is no greater loss I believe and those words alone make it so terribly hard to find other words to comfort.

:rose:
 
Dear everyone who prayed for Baby M,

Thank you so much. There's a precious new angel in Heaven today. Now I can only pray for strength for his family in their time of grief. :rose:

Love,
L

Dear Beautiful Lori,

I am just seeing this, and even though we've spoken of it, I wanted to send you the warmest hug, and most sincere sorrow at hearing this.

He fought hard his short time here...I will continue to hold you and the parents, grandparents, aunties and uncles in my heart, thoughts, and prayers.

I :heart: u
 
Dear everyone who prayed for Baby M,

Thank you so much. There's a precious new angel in Heaven today. Now I can only pray for strength for his family in their time of grief. :rose:

Love,
L

My heart, my prayers and my sympathy to you, your family and all who are touched. To love is beautiful, even if only for a short time.
 
Dear Movie Producers of North America,

Please stop bastardizing my beloved classic movies. You keep insisting on fucking with the storylines and characters until what's left is a crappy sub-par retelling with slightly better graphics and more special effects. Stop. Stop it right now or I swear I will come down to Hollywood and strangle you all with your own intestines. Also, when you base a movie on a popular book, could you at least READ the damn thing and try to follow the character descriptions and plot accurately for a change? When you make a movie based on a book and deviate horribly from said book, it just pisses me off. Quit it. And stop stealing movies from overseas! Get your own ideas for a change! I guess what I'm really trying to say is stop modifying and leeching off of better movie producers and writers. You all suck and should quit trying to make movies and go work at a fast food joint where they'll be happy to see you "re-invent" the sloppy joe for the 100th time.

Sincerely,
A Pissed Off Film Fanatic
 
Dear Movie Producers of North America,

Please stop bastardizing my beloved classic movies. You keep insisting on fucking with the storylines and characters until what's left is a crappy sub-par retelling with slightly better graphics and more special effects. Stop. Stop it right now or I swear I will come down to Hollywood and strangle you all with your own intestines. Also, when you base a movie on a popular book, could you at least READ the damn thing and try to follow the character descriptions and plot accurately for a change? When you make a movie based on a book and deviate horribly from said book, it just pisses me off. Quit it. And stop stealing movies from overseas! Get your own ideas for a change! I guess what I'm really trying to say is stop modifying and leeching off of better movie producers and writers. You all suck and should quit trying to make movies and go work at a fast food joint where they'll be happy to see you "re-invent" the sloppy joe for the 100th time.

Sincerely,
A Pissed Off Film Fanatic

Not a classic, but how foolish of producers to mess with Death At A Funeral...it was PERFECT "as is"

I won't say any more, but ...grrrrr
 
Dear Movie Producers of North America,

Please stop bastardizing my beloved classic movies. You keep insisting on fucking with the storylines and characters until what's left is a crappy sub-par retelling with slightly better graphics and more special effects. Stop. Stop it right now or I swear I will come down to Hollywood and strangle you all with your own intestines. Also, when you base a movie on a popular book, could you at least READ the damn thing and try to follow the character descriptions and plot accurately for a change? When you make a movie based on a book and deviate horribly from said book, it just pisses me off. Quit it. And stop stealing movies from overseas! Get your own ideas for a change! I guess what I'm really trying to say is stop modifying and leeching off of better movie producers and writers. You all suck and should quit trying to make movies and go work at a fast food joint where they'll be happy to see you "re-invent" the sloppy joe for the 100th time.

Sincerely,
A Pissed Off Film Fanatic

I do know exactly what you mean.
Here's what I've done...I don't go see them. In fact, I make it a point to rent the old classic that I love.
That hits them in the pocket book, in just the right way.
Unfortunately - and BTW, I love your sig line - too many people have lost their brains...
We are going to be stuck with mediocre remakes as long as there is no reward for creativity.
 
Dear KB..

You're a cunt - that man was only asking for constructive abuse and you gave it to him in barrowloads, remember, you was 58 once too :D :D
 
Dear cheeky young window cleaner

I kind of have this whole fantasy thing going on about you. I wonder if you do about me.

Wonders if you peep a little too much through my window Me :)

Dear Window cleaning guy...

I'm kinda in between jobs right now....

Jus' sayin' ;)
 
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