Dear X

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Guys I Meet In The Club Tonight.


You have a chance tonight, what you do with that chance is up to you, don't screw it up.




Sincerely,,,,in the mood PTK.

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear girls that are in the mood at the club...

If you want it, don't hide it. You don't have to make it easy, but don't be shy.

Sincerely,
Gentleman in front of the line of guys wanting to take you home

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Guys in front of the line wanting to take me home.


I am NOT Easy, but can be had!


Sincerely, lil sweet innocent PTK.

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear Guys in front of the line wanting to take me home.


I am NOT Easy, but can be had!


Sincerely, lil sweet innocent PTK.

Dear lil sweet innocent PTK...

Didn't meant it like that.

We'll try our best to impress.

sincerely,
guys in line...

 

[Rikki_13]

dear x,

yeah i realize i was drunk when i sent that text to you, but it is still deserving of a response. i am starting to believe that you like keeping me on a hook and to see what hoops i will jump through for you. guess what? i'm not a fucking circus dog!!! my questions should be answered even if i may have addressed the situation in the wrong way. but, the fact that you wont answer me is probably an answer in and of itself...

no longer saying "woof"

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Powers that Be,

Please get your act together. My farm is dying for the love of all that is holy....

I hope you know that you owe me $289,959 in replacement crops. No doubt, I am being beaten left and right in that f'ing game too.

Did Natty put you up to this????

Not so Kind Regards,

K, who needs her fix

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Monday.

We all know you suck, so just come and go quietly. Do not cause trouble at work or home.


Sincerely, knowing Monday sucks PTK.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Dear Dysfunctional Town, I despise you.

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Universe,

Thank you for sending this small indication that things are going to be better now. I am going to assume that this is the beginning of wonderful things. I am truly grateful.

Sincerely,
Me

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Mojo

THANK YOU for returning to me. (Oh and for that very naughty dream! )

Grateful Me

 

[wonderingwhy]

Dear X,

Why is it that you can go and on and on and on about the boring details of your day and expect me to listen and practically take notes, getting upset if I even so much as avert my eyes like I'm not paying attention, but I try to tell you one tiny little thing about mine, and you put on the TV, look away, and mumble that "you're listening"?

And why is it that you bother asking my opinion at all when you're just going to ignore it and do whatever the hell you want anyway?

And just... why??

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Warden...

please cooperate.

That is all.

 

[border_humper]

Yo, X--

Snap out of it. I mean, dude, really.

Get with the friggin' program.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear fly,
get the fuck away from me before i smash your guts all over. you've been annoying me for the last hour. i've had enough. you've been warned.
signed,
sick of the buzzing

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear TT football coach.

Your team did not lose to the Aggies (lmao) because your players were listening to their "fat little girlfriends", they lost because YOU did not have them prepared. You should be reprimanded for your blatant disrespect for the women attending your university, and the lack of respect you have afforded all college aged women. Couple more things first look in the mirror you are a bit on the chubb side of the scale, and they don't listen to their lil fat girlfriends, they fuck them. I hope the Big Twelve fines you, and your University suspends you.



Sincerely, thinking Mike Leach sucks PTK.

 

[Daizie]

Dear X,

I hope you're safe.


~Worried

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Facebook Friend/Person With Whom I Was Frienemies in Middle School,


No. I've never been married. No, I've never been engaged.

No, I don't have a boyfriend.

No, I've never had children. Or been pregnant.

Fuck you.

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Studios
Please find enclosed my completed work as requested and based upon your proposed character outlines.
I am glad you like my "flair, attention to detail and use of color"
I have made modifications to the main 3 characters to show the influence of my style as indicated and hope that they meet your needs.

Now.. be nice. This is hard to do... and I really have had a bad month.
eek...
About to send the entire packet out for delivery

 

[webman252]

Dear Pilot of Flight 1528;

Please don't fall asleep or play with your F'ing computer this Saturday.

Thank you for your consideration.

 

[Rikki_13]

dear x,

Why do you find it necessary to yell at me in front of my class? Especially about asinine things that you know absolutely nothing about? If I fuck up and do wrong, yeah you should get in my face about it but in private and not yell at me for stupid shit that I didn't even do!!! Yes, I do realize that you can be a chauvinistic bastard and you think that by yelling and intimidating people that it earns you respect. When in fact you supreme jackass, it causes you to lose ANY respect that I may have had for you. Not to count the fact that my students still think you are an idiot lacking the common sense that god gave a goat.

Anxiously awaiting your retirement,

no longer listening

p.s. I would apologize for my students having my back and asking you what the problem was, but that would be showing you respect that you no longer deserve and they were totally within their right to question your blatant stupidity.

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Phillies,

Please find a way for Cliff Lee to pitch every game.

 

[imnauti]

Dear Rosey Dash Bus Driver,

Thank you for making the bus riding portion of my commute a pleasant one. Your friendly personality and cheerful disposition are noticed and appreciated. I enjoy riding your bus immensely.

Now would it be be possible for you to be put in charge of training??? Not only are the other drivers less pleasant, but they seem to be dumb as posts too. Someone needs to explain that 3 buses running on a twelve minute circuit means a bus approximately every 4 minutes. NOT 3 buses a minute apart and then a 10 minute wait during which so many people end up waiting as to fill up the first bus like sardines while the third one runs practically empty.

Sincerely,

Tired of being squished

 

[ms_intrigue]

...........

 

[Wings27]

Dear man whom some people call my boss but in reality I call you the biggest prick I know,

I am tired of taking your emotional abuse, I'm tired of the tantrums you throw, I'm tired of feeling like shit because you choose to call me up at home and berate me for something I didn't do, nor did I have any control over. I neglected my children all summer because I worked my ass off for this company. I cut in to my sleep, I cancelled plans, I grew a nice case of insomnia, I lashed out at people who didn't deserve it, I basically became someone I'm ashamed of. All because of you and your influence.

I refuse to be treated that way anymore. You are going to have to find a new patsy because I'm done. We will have this discussion tomorrow in my office with the door closed. And if things DON'T change then you'll be hearing from my lawyer. I will survive without this job, will you survive without me? The thing I've been pointing out to YOUR boss is that our success this year has been in spite of you, not because of you.

The thing I also pointed out to your boss? Oh, the fact that I'm in the office two hours before you and up to 3 or 4 hours after you. Don't worry, he's been taking note. Calling to find out where you are, how often you were in the plant. I'm just so full of information, and I'm just not afraid to use it. You don't pay me enough to cover for your idiotic ass, even if you WERE nicer.

So good luck, might I suggest you learn how to actually turn the computer ON. That would be a good first step.

Signed,
The girl in the big office who's just not going to take it anymore.

 

[border_humper]

Dear Nose,

No, it is not ok if you start sneezing right now. A little ticklish feeling is as far as it goes. And if you start running snot, well, then it ain't gonna be pretty.

Ready to shove something nasty up your nostrils,

The rest of the face