Dear X

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Recovering Quadruped,

You can't read this, but what the hell? For the last two years, you have done everything in your power to make sure that I couldn't sleep in on the night we set the clocks back. You've employed various strategies, all of which sufficed to ensure that I didn't benefit from that extra hour of sleep.

At least last night you changed your tactics. You required walked, then you threw up in four different places, then you licked your stitches feverishly which necessitated the always enjoyable procedure where we somehow get a pill down your gullet. Your efforts resulted in me sleeping past my normal hour, but with the same amount of sleep as the last two years, which means, basically, about three hours' sleep.

Yours,

Your Can't-Wait-For-Next-Year Owner/Litster

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Neighbors,
Thank you for that. I appreciate you getting up a ladder for me and changing that lightbulb so the house still said EEK.
Thank you for all the days you made sure that the little guy got off the bus ok, when I wasn't here and he wasn't together and my girl was still at school.
Thank you for driving me to the ER on more nights than I can count
Thank you for answering my "I'm sorry the kids are so loud" comments with "It's so nice to hear them playing in the yard"
Thank you for being like an extra set of parents I didn't know I needed.
Thank you for being the ears I sometimes needed when I didn't know I needed them.
Thanks for not judging me like some other people do.
Thanks for treating my kids like your extra grandkids.
Thanks for "getting it"
Thanks for the lasagna. It was awesome, just like you.

Melody,
who hates that I need people but loves and is continually amazed that they come out of the woodwork sometimes when I most need them
(who is off to put all that in a card to actuall drop off)

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Car Salesman That Me & BFF Teased Yesterday.

Thanks for being so attentive and helpful. Thanks to one for being hot, and to all of you for being such gentlemen, opening the door for me every time I got in or out of a car......



Sincerely, lil ole innocent.....PTK

 

[Rikki_13]

dear are you really gonna call?

seriously, dont say you are gonna call if you arent. totally annoying on so many levels.


sincerely,

obviously, we both have better things to do...

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Innards,

Please cooperate, I am so very tired of all this.

~If I could kick you out, I would!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Friend and Colleague of his

Why did you need picking up tonight dammit?

OK I accept it's for the best and I will be a good girl

Wondering What If Me

 

[limiwa]

Dear Person of Intrest,

I got rejected, you got the treatment you coulda done without. You even went so far as to admit you were wrong. Live and learn my friend. I'm not going there, though. Enjoy your week.

Signed,

Bashed

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Fate

Please be kind.

Accepting what will be will be though and knowing that what is for me won't pass me

Tao Piglet Me

 

[noisymother]

You came back because you thought you could handle everything this time. You couldn't and you leave me once again. Just at the time when I need your friendship. At least this time I'm angry with you, not heart-broken.

Tired of being messed about with me

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Idiot boss...
I will not go to a 3rd world country until December 24th. I think you may be fucking high. I need to be home because if I'm not Santa won't bring me any good toys or candy.
Thank you for understanding. Push the issue and I'll kick your ass.
December 21st is my official cut off.. just saying.
Professionally yours,
Melody
PS I do have a life, it's not yours, whether you not it or not.

 

[limiwa]

Man of My Dreams,

Do that again. Please and thank you.

Yours.

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Mr. X

You might as well have slapped me. The comment stung that much. I spend so much time worrying about your feelings. Maybe as much as you spend saying I don't care about you. You poke and prod and make me feel bad about myself. What kind of thanks is that? Can you say I haven't helped you? Can you say I haven't been there when you needed me? No, you can't. And if you want to continue this relationship, I suggest you remember that I am a fucking person too. And I'm nobody's....what you implied I was.

Signed,
Still Stinging

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Mr. X

You might as well have slapped me. The comment stung that much. I spend so much time worrying about your feelings. Maybe as much as you spend saying I don't care about you. You poke and prod and make me feel bad about myself. What kind of thanks is that? Can you say I haven't helped you? Can you say I haven't been there when you needed me? No, you can't. And if you want to continue this relationship, I suggest you remember that I am a fucking person too. And I'm nobody's....what you implied I was.

Signed,
Still Stinging

Dear Still Stinging...
Would you like to borrow my batgirl boots? Or I could add Mr X to my list of people who need kicking. Just let me know.

xoxo,
Melody- wondertwin

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Still Stinging...
Would you like to borrow my batgirl boots? Or I could add Mr X to my list of people who need kicking. Just let me know.

xoxo,
Melody- wondertwin

Dear Melody/Wondertwin,

Mr. X is seriously in the doghouse and it's up to him on whether her wants to get out the easy way, the hard way, or just change his fucking address. Yes, I'm still stinging.

Fortunately, I am stoned out of my mind and feelin' pretty fine at this point. So, while I"m still stinging, I don't seem to care much that it hurts. LOL

Thanks sweetheart.

Signed,
Flying Above The Shit

 

[janeyl]

My love,

I so want to be there tomorrow-I almost ache for what may possibly be the last chance to see you in your dress uniform but you see, I have this picture in my head, inaccurate as it may be, which helps me to deal with the situation and if I see the evidence of it's inaccuracy with my own eyes, I really think it would break my heart into a million tiny pieces.

It's why I didn't go to the christening even though you asked me and were looking to see if I was there and it's why I cannot, I just cannot be there tomorrow. Just close your eyes though and I'll be there with you-just inhale and catch the scent of me and know I'm doing the exact same thing. When-and I say when, not if. When things are different, I will stand proudly by your side whatever you're wearing

Always yours

Me

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Sleep Fairies,

I have been up for 20 hours now. Would you please, please let me get a solid 6 hours? I'd be very grateful with the extremely long day I'm going to have tomorrow.

~Wishing on a star.

 

[neci]

Dear Keeper of my Key,
i did not cum until You told me too.
~ Your slut

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear Me:

I wonder when my thoughts and dreams will become reality. I am enjoying my time here...but am waiting for something a little more "real"? I am tired of living in the past and am ready to move on. I am thankful for M & T & A, who have made me realize that I am important, wanted, sexy and more. I am not just an object. I am worth more. The focus should be on me, what I want, what I need, even though that is hard for me to do. I am not used to putting myself first. I am becoming familiar and comfortable with my wants and needs.

I will be patient...and enjoy the friends I have made here.

~Flirty

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Dear clueless,

Why the fuck are you still with him? Do you really need him that badly? Are you that scared? Have you stopped to think for a second how awful this makes me feel? If you're leading me on, then just tell me so I can clean up this mess and move on with my life. Please stop hopping over the fence to see what's on the other side.

...unless you decide to stay this time.

Fuck.

Sincerely,

Your booty call

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Mr. X,

Never should have let you out of the doghouse. I'm not blameless and while your actions were inexcusable, I'll mostly likely excuse them. That's what friends do. But for this moment, I'm just going to feel sorry for myself. You broke my heart again. Don't worry, happens all the time. This too, shall pass.

Love,
Rambling Heartbroken Me

 

[availableslave2u]

dear bob,
thank you for this morning. i needed that.
signed,
came more than once

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Groceries,

Please put yourself away. I would like to talk to Lori, and you are keeping me from it.

Now, Lori, where were we? That's some song!!!!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Friday/Saturday

Do you think you could arrive quicker and last longer. That would be sooper

Impatient Bad Girl Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Groceries,

Please put yourself away. I would like to talk to Lori, and you are keeping me from it.

Now, Lori, where were we? That's some song!!!!

Dear Kendra,

Oh, sure, I get the poetry, but not the actual lickin' and sexin'!

 

[red_lynn]

Dear Bra Designer/Manufacturer,

Please remember that even women who are bigger than a C cup want cute comfortable bras. Just because I wear a DD doesn't mean I want to look like a granny. Yes, I need larger shoulder straps. That doesn't mean it has to look like something my grandmother would wear. I would love to see both comfy and sexy. I'm super happy to have 3 new comfy bras...but they're a little dull.

You're help in this matter would be appreciated.