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dear whack job,
i warned you if you came to my house i would call the police. i see that you're going to test me on that. ring, ring, ring.....hello police? please come escort the psycho bitch from my front step. thank you.
just sayin,
done playing games with your crazy deranged ass
 
dear whack job,
i warned you if you came to my house i would call the police. i see that you're going to test me on that. ring, ring, ring.....hello police? please come escort the psycho bitch from my front step. thank you.
just sayin,
done playing games with your crazy deranged ass




I just wanted a hug! Geesh.
 
Dear Lit Masters;

Seriously, what is the deal with certain threads not loading correctly in my IE? Really, it is only certain threads on your site. My IE works fine and dandy elsewhere...including your lovely site...except for some threads and stories. This makes me think it is your issue and not my IE randomly deciding I don't need to go there...Why have you decided I don't need to go there? You are not my mother...may we both thank goodness for that!

Signed,

Restricted Lister :(
 
dear sister,
what possesses you to say ignorant things? did you really find it necessary to say to mom today at her birthday lunch "i can't believe how bad you've been eating." first of all, mom's lost a ton of weight. second of all, you haven't. it's her fucking birthday. if she wanted to have crepes, let her have the damn crepes. thanks to you and your big fucking ignorant mouth, she only ate the apples on the inside. and how rude of you then to ask her if you could have some of the crepes. you never cease to amaze me with your ignorance.
signed,
i can't believe we're related
 
dear sister,
what possesses you to say ignorant things? did you really find it necessary to say to mom today at her birthday lunch "i can't believe how bad you've been eating." first of all, mom's lost a ton of weight. second of all, you haven't. it's her fucking birthday. if she wanted to have crepes, let her have the damn crepes. thanks to you and your big fucking ignorant mouth, she only ate the apples on the inside. and how rude of you then to ask her if you could have some of the crepes. you never cease to amaze me with your ignorance.
signed,
i can't believe we're related

That just made me cringe and have a flashback...:eek::mad:
 
Dear Fate

Please be kind. I have no idea which path or what to do so I'm kind of just bumbling along with it but what would really be nice is if you worked it all out in your normal unique and fitting style.

Thanks muchly

Grateful In Advance Me :rose:
 
Dear Skankwhore,

Wow, your class and smarts are showing again, honey. Best put a lid on that or he really WILL break up with you for good. Oh yes, I saw you today, glaring daggers in my direction. I saw you and your mom trying to make me feel uncomfortable but the thing is- living well is the best revenge. Oh, you noticed that strapping man I was with? Yeah, he's a doll and a genius with his fingers. I do like how you went running to my ex to tell him I was out with some "meathead jock". All it did was make you look like the bitch you are when The Ex told you it was none of your business. Eat that, sweetheart. Oh, and keep it up and I'll break the news to you that while you may think you're taking care of "your" man he keeps asking me to pick up your slack.

Keep your claws and opinions to yourself and we'll be just fine. Continue to fuck with me and we are going to have another "talk" on our hands.

Signed,
the girl who's life you wanted but were not woman enough to live
 
Dear Coffee,

I love you. I really do. It's not that I'm addicted to you...It's more about your smell and your taste. I feel that I must have you. Every day. And more than once a day. Sometimes 2 or 3 times. You are so hot and smell so good, you take my breath away. You are so strong, you make my heart skip a beat.

I hope you feel the same about me.
 
Dear Fleabay Purchase

Please hurry up and get here. You are for my sexy man and I want to give you to him when I see him this week :)

Thank you kindly

Impatient Fleabay Purchaser
 
Dearest lucy-you are my closest friend and I love you very much-I wish you safe journey and a fabulous holiday in borneo with the orangutans-just one small thing. . .you do know that smoked tofu you brought for me to use up will still be in my fridge when you get back in 3 weeks don't you?:D
 
Dear Guys Watching Me On The Stair Master Today.


You guys tickle, and inspire me to work out more thank you.....




Sincerely, knowing you are watching PTK....
 
Dear Vice that has been squeezing my brain for the last 5 hours...

GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

Litster who is pissed that no amount of goody powders OR ibuprofen seems to help.
 
You know who you are . . .

Just tell me what's going on

Before my self respect completely shrivels

Angry and pissed off and confused me
 
Dear X,
I just dont get this to some extent, just dont understand how the "rules" change and then there is no more. No sense of closure, no way of really "getting" why there is no more connection. I have come to realize that its all well and good to reach out but when there is nothing out there from you, then what is the point. I was frustated with the passive silence when a door that was so open to both could get slammed shut without any explanation nor from my side of things a valid reason.

1 beautiful, intelligent and kind soul told me of why they had to move on and it was wonderous what they wrote. I truly appreciated not just their honesty but how they so gallantly "owned" what was up for them.

I learned a lot sharing with you and that was all I was wanting, not some weird cyber interaction that extended into the real world. just enjoyed sharing with a like minded soul that has interests as mine. Oh well, lesson learned and enabling done.

Wish you well,

Me
 
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Dear playground.

What the fuck is going on?
You used to be so witty, sensual, and exciting.

Is the magic gone?

Thinking about going elsewhere
 
Dear Bed,

How I love thee, let me count the ways. Your sheets are always crisp and cool, just waiting for my body heat to warm them. Your blankets are fuzzy and soft, just right for nuzzling my face in to. Your mattress is firm with plenty of softness. You don't make any noise, no matter how frantic the sex gets. And last but not least, your headboard has some WONDERFUL iron work that makes being tied to you very convienent and fun.

Thank you from the depths of my being,
The girl looking forward to the great night's sleep I'm about to get
 
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