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Millianthe
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Dear contemplative spot on the shoreline at Sunset;
Thanks for saving my seat... you knew I'd be back with just my lone chair, gazing at the water and thinking about my all of my good friends who love me nonetheless!
Signed,
Alone again... naturally...!
Thanks for saving my seat... you knew I'd be back with just my lone chair, gazing at the water and thinking about my all of my good friends who love me nonetheless!
Signed,
Alone again... naturally...!
Pinktacokitty
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Dear Dot.
Thank you for showing up, late is not good but a lot better than the alternative. I was beginning to worry.....
Sincerely...non prego PTK...
Thank you for showing up, late is not good but a lot better than the alternative. I was beginning to worry.....
Sincerely...non prego PTK...
noisymother
has returned . . .
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TallHotChick
This Way Up.
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Dear HFM...
It's like on non-stop acid trip talking to you....totally unbelievable...heh
Your crazy as they come, but it's making me giggle.
Thanks for a lovely evening, Sweetie
THC
It's like on non-stop acid trip talking to you....totally unbelievable...heh
Your crazy as they come, but it's making me giggle.
Thanks for a lovely evening, Sweetie
THC
Pinktacokitty
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lol....Thank You....reminds me of the faulty typewriter line in 'Grease'
glad things are ok . . .
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear USA Network,
Thank you for running NCIS marathons for me. You seem to know when I need the break from reality and just exactly what I need during it. I realize that you probably annoy many people who do not adore the show as I do but I don't care. You make me feel better.
Signed,
The girl curled up on the couch
Thank you for running NCIS marathons for me. You seem to know when I need the break from reality and just exactly what I need during it. I realize that you probably annoy many people who do not adore the show as I do but I don't care. You make me feel better.
Signed,
The girl curled up on the couch
CelticFlame
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Dear Ex Husband,
Next time you send a shitty text message to your 17 yr.
old daughter, calling her a Fuckhead and other lovely
terms of endearment. You may want to send it to HER
and not to her boyfriend's phone, who promptly showed
it to his parents.
Nice going, once again you have proven by your actions
that you are not only a deadbeat, but you are never going
to be a candidate for father of the year.
You are truly are nothing more than walking sperm bank
and you really do suck.
signed, Happy to be your Ex Wife
Next time you send a shitty text message to your 17 yr.
old daughter, calling her a Fuckhead and other lovely
terms of endearment. You may want to send it to HER
and not to her boyfriend's phone, who promptly showed
it to his parents.
Nice going, once again you have proven by your actions
that you are not only a deadbeat, but you are never going
to be a candidate for father of the year.
You are truly are nothing more than walking sperm bank
and you really do suck.
signed, Happy to be your Ex Wife
WaitingLips
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Dear MY GAyiest friend EVA,
I love you
I love you
noisymother
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Dear Barnaby Rudge by Charles Dickens
can you not just read yourself to me while I sleep?
Thank you
outfaced by 648 pages of smallish print me
can you not just read yourself to me while I sleep?
Thank you
outfaced by 648 pages of smallish print me
call_me_Melody
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Dear Continental Airlines...
You suck. Why is it that I have to pay outrageous amounts of money to fly your airline and you are still going to charge me to check even ONE bag?!!?!?
WTF?!?!?!?
Once again,
you suck
Melody
::::slamming my office door because I actually just yelled you suck at the computer and got an odd look from one of our graphics peeps::
You suck. Why is it that I have to pay outrageous amounts of money to fly your airline and you are still going to charge me to check even ONE bag?!!?!?
WTF?!?!?!?
Once again,
you suck
Melody
::::slamming my office door because I actually just yelled you suck at the computer and got an odd look from one of our graphics peeps::
call_me_Melody
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Dear me...
please remember that it is not professional to yell "you suck" at the computer at work. I know you are feeling stressed out lately, but it will get you odd looks and in the real world never results in a fun spanking from your boss but usually a trip to the HR department for discussions about anger management.
Take a deep breath..
melody
please remember that it is not professional to yell "you suck" at the computer at work. I know you are feeling stressed out lately, but it will get you odd looks and in the real world never results in a fun spanking from your boss but usually a trip to the HR department for discussions about anger management.
Take a deep breath..
melody
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear Amtrak...
I do so wish you would re-evaluate your time schedule. The sooner I get there, the more time I have there...please consider that.
Thank you
I do so wish you would re-evaluate your time schedule. The sooner I get there, the more time I have there...please consider that.
Thank you
G
GoodOmen
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Dear Thunderstorm,
It was lovely seeing you last night, even if only for a short while. You're welcome back anytime. Don't worry about bringing your friend, Tornado, though. Rain, lightning and thunder will do just fine.
See you soon, hopefully.
-ATX-
It was lovely seeing you last night, even if only for a short while. You're welcome back anytime. Don't worry about bringing your friend, Tornado, though. Rain, lightning and thunder will do just fine.
See you soon, hopefully.
-ATX-
Dear Chick Who Thinks She's In Charge,
I hate to break it to you, but you're not. I'm not sure what gave you the impression you were. However your work performance and the fact that you can't FUCKIN' be bothered to show up to work pretty much sealed that deal, honey. As for your boo-hoo email to the entire company relating your surgery details, it was not welcome.
I'd like you to think back to that time you complained about me to the powers that be, you know, the ones who promoted me days after you bitched about me. You said I had an attendance problem. I remember the day they pulled us in to the office and I got to explain to your smug, horse-face that I was going through chemo for the second time and I had to go home exactly TWICE in 30 days because I couldn't stop puking. You remember the scorn on their faces for you and your holier-than-thou attitude? Yeah, it's still there.
Good luck, sweetie with your bid for being promoted. Considering they've asked my opinion I don't think you'll be getting it.
Signed,
The Girl You Shouldn't Have Pissed Off
I hate to break it to you, but you're not. I'm not sure what gave you the impression you were. However your work performance and the fact that you can't FUCKIN' be bothered to show up to work pretty much sealed that deal, honey. As for your boo-hoo email to the entire company relating your surgery details, it was not welcome.
I'd like you to think back to that time you complained about me to the powers that be, you know, the ones who promoted me days after you bitched about me. You said I had an attendance problem. I remember the day they pulled us in to the office and I got to explain to your smug, horse-face that I was going through chemo for the second time and I had to go home exactly TWICE in 30 days because I couldn't stop puking. You remember the scorn on their faces for you and your holier-than-thou attitude? Yeah, it's still there.
Good luck, sweetie with your bid for being promoted. Considering they've asked my opinion I don't think you'll be getting it.
Signed,
The Girl You Shouldn't Have Pissed Off
Dear Mother,
I love you, I adore you even but if you don't cool it with the drama I'm going to disown you. Yes, Dad is sick, yes my sister is difficult, yes you hate working while Dad sits at home retired. But for the love of GOD get OVER IT already! I swear to all that is holy that I cannot handle your ability to create drama where there is none. We go about our lives in relative ease and it bothers you so you stir shit up. *sigh* Did I mention that I love you? I just can't stand you right now.
Let's go a whole week without any drama, can we? We go on vacation next week and if you ruin it for The Princess and me I will NOT be happy. And you know an unhappy Angel makes for very unhappy times. Stop fucking with the calm that is our life. I just got these kids comfortable in their new home, their new school and their new family dynamic. Stop messing with their heads. Or I'm going to convince those dolphins we're swimming with next week to take you FARRRRRRR out to sea.
Signed,
Me
I love you, I adore you even but if you don't cool it with the drama I'm going to disown you. Yes, Dad is sick, yes my sister is difficult, yes you hate working while Dad sits at home retired. But for the love of GOD get OVER IT already! I swear to all that is holy that I cannot handle your ability to create drama where there is none. We go about our lives in relative ease and it bothers you so you stir shit up. *sigh* Did I mention that I love you? I just can't stand you right now.
Let's go a whole week without any drama, can we? We go on vacation next week and if you ruin it for The Princess and me I will NOT be happy. And you know an unhappy Angel makes for very unhappy times. Stop fucking with the calm that is our life. I just got these kids comfortable in their new home, their new school and their new family dynamic. Stop messing with their heads. Or I'm going to convince those dolphins we're swimming with next week to take you FARRRRRRR out to sea.
Signed,
Me
Azuldrgon
Ronin
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Dear new part time job:
I am only working for you until I get the full time job to help me back on my feet. Can you stop calling me when I am almost home to come back in? I miss my family and my friends.
Flustered and Worn out.
Dear Snuggle Buddy,
I'm sorry I am working so much. It will get better hopefully soon.
Me.
I am only working for you until I get the full time job to help me back on my feet. Can you stop calling me when I am almost home to come back in? I miss my family and my friends.
Flustered and Worn out.
Dear Snuggle Buddy,
I'm sorry I am working so much. It will get better hopefully soon.
Me.
heartoftexasgrl
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Dear sleep-
Please come back to me. I miss you and need you.
Yawn.
,
T
Please come back to me. I miss you and need you.
Yawn.
,T
EnglishRoseFox
Rosie Two-Scoops
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Dear Most Gorgeousest Man In The World's Business
Please let him have a week to do some travelling of our own. Thank you. I promise you can have him back after that.
Grateful Me
Please let him have a week to do some travelling of our own. Thank you. I promise you can have him back after that.
Grateful Me
Pinktacokitty
Longhorn Dyme
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Dear Friday Night .....
You are my favorite time of the week, if you were a guy I would so get naughty on you....lmao
Sincerely....good girl PTK
You are my favorite time of the week, if you were a guy I would so get naughty on you....lmao
Sincerely....good girl PTK
glasspenguin
Just an excitable boy...
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Dear Calender,
Could you be please see to it that your pages flip a little more quickly through the month of September? I understand how difficult this is, and I'm willing to compensate you for your troubles. You see, at the end of October there is a very important person coming for a visit and as I feel as though I shall have an aneurysm if I am unable to see her more quickly than that your compliance and accommodation would be most appreciated. I thank you kindly in advance.
Sincerely,
The guy who has spent the last week staring at clocks muttering "Go faster goddammit!"
Could you be please see to it that your pages flip a little more quickly through the month of September? I understand how difficult this is, and I'm willing to compensate you for your troubles. You see, at the end of October there is a very important person coming for a visit and as I feel as though I shall have an aneurysm if I am unable to see her more quickly than that your compliance and accommodation would be most appreciated. I thank you kindly in advance.
Sincerely,
The guy who has spent the last week staring at clocks muttering "Go faster goddammit!"
lovemonster
Living life to the full!
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Dear Me,
You really are a doofus.
Love,
Me.
You really are a doofus.
Love,
Me.
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