Dear X

[kendra1980]

Dear Rain,

Thank you so much for holding off this weekend and giving my daughter the special day she deserves!

{{{HUGZ}}}

Mother of no-longer-Bridezilla-but-now-a-respectable-married-lady

Dear AR....

This made me smile for you. Congrats!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear gorgeous man

Thank you for making me grin ear to ear and beyond.

Smilesome Me

 

[Millianthe]

Dear soft curvy body of mine

Please look smoking hot on Friday okay? You might get massively rewarded if you do

Love,
Your owner with the huge... tracts of land!

 

[availableslave2u]

dear ms,
go away. i'm officially not having fun anymore.
me

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Been There Before Friend

Thanks for the pep talk...you truly are a gem and you know EXACTLY what I'm saying without me even telling you the full story. Uncanny.....they must be a type huh?

Love you

Will Be There Again Friend

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear roller derby girl friend
at times i think
my mr big
and your mr big
were the
one and
the same

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

dear roller derby girl friend
at times i think
my mr big
and your mr big
were the
one and
the same

Dear your skates are better than mine friend

Don't be silly. You mean they string along more than one girl at a time on here? Surely not!

Not been at practice enough lately Me

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Filthy Car.

I am about to wash and clean you, I hope there is a hottie at car wash to do it for me, I mean help me of course.



Sincerely...in the car washing mood PTK...

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear your skates are better than mine friend

Don't be silly. You mean they string along more than one girl at a time on here? Surely not!

Not been at practice enough lately Me

bwhhahahahahaha
only a few do that
and they do it so bloody well


oi
get your cute butt to practise missy
we got some skatin to do

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Guy Who Works at the Village Post Office.

I now understand where the term, "Village Idiot" came from.

How long does it take you to process ONE POSTAL PATRON's ORDER, you dolt.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Guy Who Works at the Village Post Office.

I now understand where the term, "Village Idiot" came from.

How long does it take you to process ONE POSTAL PATRON's ORDER, you dolt.

i thought you liked the Village people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

 

[kendra1980]

i thought you liked the Village people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

Well, of course I do. They has the ghey.

I also like a macho man...a great deal...YOU Stinker.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Well, of course I do. They has the ghey.

I also like a macho man...a great deal...YOU Stinker.

i knew that you did

 

[Wings27]

Dear skin on my face,

I love you, and I appreciate all that you do for me. I know that I'm piling the stress on but if you could please stop erupting with your displeasure I'd appreciate it. I'm very nice to you, I wash you with all the right stuff, I don't even strain to cover your freckles. I sunscreen you, lotion you and pamper you. Now please behave, I'm 28 not 15.

Thanks in advance,
Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear AT&T,

Your unreliable internet service is really starting to piss me off. This is twice in the past week that I've been without service for at least several hours at a time. I work from home, and this is unacceptable.

Disgruntled Customer

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear assface
to tha left
to tha left

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

dear assface
to tha left
to tha left

Dear Beyonce Impersonator

I LOL'd

Will Be At Practice Soon Chick

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Beyonce Impersonator

I LOL'd

Will Be At Practice Soon Chick

dear lovely foxey
im glad you lol'd
saving you corner on the roller rink
some folks need an elbow to the face today

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear vehicle of my choice,

Please come out of hiding and find your way to my dealer so I can buy you and bring you home to live with me.

Can't wait to show you your room Litster.

 

[MrFantasyMan]

Sweetest Room Lister,

So maybe I'm not a vehicle...or available at a dealership...but that room does sound inviting...


Running on all cyclinders Lister...

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Rainbow Warrior Litster,

If you were any sweeter, I'd have a mouthfull of cavaties.



Wearing out a toothbrush Litster.

 

[MikeCasanova]

Dear 40 Winks,

Feel free to come and get me any time. And bring a friend from here when you do, please.

Heart,
Mike

 

[Isid]

Dearest of dear

Life is short... reach for the moon...

Sending moonbeams Lister

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Fate

Thank you. Just thank you.

Me

 

[Wings27]

Dear Fantastic Hair Straightner,

I love you from the depths of my being. You are absolutely awesome at making my hair sleek and well behaved. I did not think it was possible with the freaky/curly hair I have, to sport this curtain of straight hair, but I am!

Luff you from the bottom of my heart,
me