Dear X

[Nightbird]

Dear you,

You have no idea how badly you hurt me today.

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Shop Owner On Devon Avenue...

Thank you for making me look good. When the editor of the magazine I want to get into wanted to buy a salwar kameez and I asked for a discount for her, you gave me 10 off instead of the 5 I had asked for. We had fun buying bangles too.

Love Shopping in the Indian/Paki Area Litster

 

[Nightbird]

Dear you,

Rot in hell..

 

[availableslave2u]

dear self,
get your head out of your ass.
signed
it's hard to see like this

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear T-Mobile:

I loved the newest commercial where the delectable Catherine Zeta-Jones derails a teenagers attempt to try to seduce her. I laughed like crazy.

Still Laughing.

 

[Morrigu]

Dear little white ones

I had no idea how much you'd knock me out...................can I have more?

Yours sleepily

 

[bisolom]

dear self,
get your head out of your ass.
signed
it's hard to see like this

Dear its hard to see like this,

I put in windows and a cute little lamp in mine. It helps since I spend so much time there.
btw: Do NOT use 60 watt bulb...ouch!

Head up his own ass

 

[omahaman2]

Dear bare naked ladies!


Why did you get me all excited about our plans for the weekend,only to find out you are a band?Why did you deceive me into thinking we were going to have some exciting weekend? Now,you are probably going to tell me nine inch nails won't be found in a hardware store and twisted sisters are not two crazed relatives?

Disappointed

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Rain & Cloudy Skies.

Thank you for cooling us off it was needed, now go away till Monday. Sorry to be so curt, but you make my hair frizz.....


Sincerely... frizzed up PTK...

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear X and X1,

Thank you for showing yourselves publicly to be the hypocrites that you are after taking swings at me and others. It's not exactly creating the paper trail, but this virtual one will do. Keep up the good work.

Satisfied

 

[sultan_sd]

Dear X,
I wish you would be honest with me.
Signed,
Confused

 

[bisolom]

Dear soon-to-be ex in-laws...

Pull one more stupid stunt like that, and I'm going to get angry.

My patience is at an end.

 

[Nightbird]

Dear annoying person,

Fuck you and fuck off..

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Dear Roof Mending Person,

How the **** do you mend a roof with an axe?

Yours,
Puzzled of Litland

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Ivy Lounge Management.

Please don't let your club be to crowded tonight to shake it in, also give vid guys the night off, not really into people calling to tell me they saw me shakin' my lil butt on you tube... and also why didn't I get paid for being in that vid....



Sincerely....See you tonight PTK.......

 

[Lorilei]

Dear American Movie Classics Network,

Nothing with Steven Seagal in it qualifies as a classic.

Period. End of discussion.

Love,
Disgusted Classic Movie Lover

 

[availableslave2u]

dear messy desk,
i'm going out of town tonight. i would appreciate it if you would clean yourself off before i get home tomorrow. maybe the paperwork could do itself, the cards write themselves, the bills pay themselves (from someone else's account). i would be so very grateful.
uncommonly messy me

 

[janeyl]

Dear second bottle of wine(out of which I am going to only have one glass-lol)


You have a cork? admittedly not a real one that I could give to the dogs to chew all over the lounge carpet but a cork nonetheless........don't you know that screw top is the way to go? Clean, convenient and no need for one of those things.......whatchacallem..........oh yes-cork screws

Yours lovingly

Slutty old lush with a terrible habit-kiss kiss

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Jan

 

[goodgirl79]

Dear Rain,

thank you so much for taking care of the flowers for me

that was so very thoughtful

love
me

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Summer,

Where did you go? Yes, I think goosebumps are sexy, and the chill increased the snuggle factor last night, but my wimpy camping buddies all bailed on me this morning.

Shiveringly yours,

...i

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Dumbass Defective ATM Machine,

Fuck you. Fuck you for taking forever, then deducting $60 from my account without actually giving me any cash at all. Fuck you for it being after hours.

*stomp stomp stomp*

Give me my fucking money, dammit! That's all the cash I have for the week!

Love,
PovertystrickenMe

 

[spankableBelle]

Dear multiple X's,

I thought we were going to be friends, but it appears that something has scared you off and you do not see the need to let me know. Instead, you see fit to ignore and well...that's just sad. I see you posting, so you can't say work has you all tied up. It is simply that you do not want to talk to me.

I would not have done that to you.

I wish you all the best and hope that you do not do the same thing to others. It doesn't feel good.

~belle

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear Summer,

Where did you go? Yes, I think goosebumps are sexy, and the chill increased the snuggle factor last night, but my wimpy camping buddies all bailed on me this morning.

Shiveringly yours,

...i

Dear Shivering,

I wore a sweater all dang day and didn't even have a snuggle to help me out! I'm freezing here too! It's the middle of July for goodness sakes! Where on earth is this global warming?

Also shivering,
Me

~~~

Dear Global Warming,

You really are a myth aren't you?

Sincerely,
Me

 

[omahaman2]

Dear body!
There is a saying " you aren't getting older,you're getting better!"
Guess what? You're getting older!

Me and my bones!