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Dear Rain Clouds,

I promise, I won't bitch if you keep raining all day long, but please, please, please, can you ask your friends Thunder and Lightning to piss off? I don't want to walk around with my umbrella, waiting for buses, and shopping downtown in fear of my life. And it's wholly unnecessary- I mean, isn't the rain enough? :rolleyes:

A Concerned Shopper
 
Dear Rain Clouds,

I promise, I won't bitch if you keep raining all day long, but please, please, please, can you ask your friends Thunder and Lightning to piss off? I don't want to walk around with my umbrella, waiting for buses, and shopping downtown in fear of my life. And it's wholly unnecessary- I mean, isn't the rain enough? :rolleyes:

A Concerned Shopper

Dear Rain Clouds,

Please cease and desist for me, as well. I want a day on the river, and the warden needs tired out...both cannot be accomplished if you keep pissing down the rain.

Dry up and behave!

She Who is Solar Powered.
 
dear rain cloud,

Please don't rain here either. I got this parade to go to

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Dear X-who-emailed-me-a-secret-thing
you have created an obsession within me
thank you
-v
 
Dear wife,

Just because I'm polite to you and don't argue every minute doesn't mean I want to live with you forever.

Mr. Niceguy
 
Dear X,

When I heard the news on the radio I didn't think anything of the names being mentioned. When I read it in the paper the next day it all came together. I wasn't impressed with your new husband, nor was I impressed with his family. After reading everything I have it truly sickens me that you married someone so vile. I don't feel sorry for him, nor do I feel sorry for you, you deserve just as much as he does, you knew it was happening yet you did nothing to stop it. The people I feel sorry for is your family. There's no way they are going to get you out of this mess. They still have to show their face here, and you of all people know what small town America is like. Honey, this one is a big deal, and we both know me saying, "It'll be fine" isn't going to work now.

I hope he rots where they stick him.
 
Dear X

You only contact me when you lose a girlfriend because you know I"ll listen and try to help make you feel better.

Could you possibly contact me when you are in a good mood or have good news too?....or am I just good for bad times..

Signed,
not this time..
 
Dear state line

I read a post that was posted a few above me. I don't think I am going to cross you today!

Neighbor to Iowa litser
 
Dear X,

You're right, she wasn't worth it. I am proud of you for letting it go like that. You deserve better and I hope you have found it, or that you believe you have. Make sure she pays for her language lessons.

Signed,
pw
 
dear emotions,
could you get under control please. yes, the memorial service was sad and you will miss her, but i think it's time to quit roller coastering.
looking for calm me
 
Dear coworkers/military friends of my Wicked buddy;

Keep him safe while ya'll are over in Saudi until Christmas. I know, I know, there isn't any danger or that's what ya'll have told me... but still... watch his narrow plank ass while ya'll are working the security issues. I know ya'll were alllllll together before in the service and everything's clicking again as if nothing's changed... but... don't get complacent!!!

Even though I could be selfish and say, yes I'm asking this for myself, I'm truly not... I ask for his two grown gorgeous daughters who love their father with their entire heart.

Bring him home safe or you will answer to my Evil ass- a Philly girl transplanted to NC doesn't fekk around with folks who don't keep her friends safe. Capiche???

Oh yeah... stay safe yourself as well ;)

Signed
Keeping the morale up in the friendship circle in the States
 
Dear Verizon,

You blow. I am so tired of losing signal on my way home...yes I know there are hills, but they are only hills, for goodness sake.

A dissatisfied customer

PS If you don't offer the Iphone in 19 months-I'm switching to AT&T
 
Dear Me,

Fire is hot. Alcohol does not make you fireproof...quite the opposite, actually.

This is a lesson you should have learned years ago.

Scorchingly yours,

...i
 
Dear hot guy in the red corvette.

You were supposed to follow me into the Starbucks parking lot this morning not go straight.





Sincerely....I wanna a RIDE.......
 
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