Dear X

[omahaman2]

Dear peace and quiet,
Thank you for returning to the neighborhood after the ex neighbors moved out!

All the neighbors

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear good friend and sister in law
Thank you for being there with me tonight. I have done it lot of times before as you know but it meant the world to me that you came to keep me company knowing how I am feeling.
Grateful Knackered Me

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Boss,

I do plan on making the most of this...and will take off as long as it takes to heal. You WILL get that damn Attendings physicians report when it's time for me to return.

Sincerely,
Admin Assoc I

 

[donutjoe]

Dear My Sweet,
I wish we would have made more of our time before you departed.

 

[Daizie]

Dear Suitcase,

Kindly pack yourself. I'm a little busy at the moment. I'll leave the closet door open for you.

Thanks!

~Unpacked owner

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear VS...

I am sorry I cheated, I ordered some GH panties today, please let me come back.....I am sorry..........


I am not worthy....PTK......

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear X,

I'm not sure how it's possible you could be so deluded. I'm not sure how it's possible to go all these years believing the same things. I got caught up in it before I knew better, and I'm very very sorry about that. But looking now with a clearer head, I know what a mistake I made. I'm setting about fixing it, but not sure how just yet. Maybe I'll have to do somethings to get you to fix it. Either way, it can't stay like this. It hurts too much.

Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear System Administrator,

Your incompetence is seriously impacting my productivity. Don't think I won't drive down there and stick my foot up your ass, because I will.

Get your shit together.

Annoyed Worker

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

Dear lazy mother fuckers with zero work ethic,

You call and call every fucking day, inquiring whether I've been able to find work for you yet. Yesterday, I finally call you with good news- a job you can start today! Hooray! Yippee! Right?

THREE of you worthless piles of crap no call no show at the job site this morning, leaving me scrambling to find replacements on a moment's notice.

FUCK YOU.

Regards,
T

 

[omahaman2]

Dear baby x

How did you learn to do it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag&feature=related

Amazed

 

[wferret]

Dear Mr Sainsbury,

If I ever have to enter one of your shops again, I swear to God I'm going to go postal and start mowing down every doddery old granny who stops randomly in the middle of the aisle, every annoying mother with 16 screaming toddlers in tow, and every gormless fucking employee who just sits there at the checkout unable to work the fucking till.

I mean it.

Yours etc,

WF

 

[jabez]

Dear Buck,
When are you having another party? I want one like the last party!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Sleep
A little more would have been nice but thanks anyway.
Still Knackered Me

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear Mosquitos of West Central Wisconsin,

I will hunt you down and Kill you ALL!

Sincerely,
Welt-Covered-Me

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear close friend's ridiculously gorgeous girlfriend,
Please don't look at me like that. Your eyes say 'fuck me, he'll never know,' and I don't know if I can control myself, but neither one of us wants to do anything we can't take back. You know I want you, but it just isn't in the cards as long as you two are together.
Lustfully,
Longing tortured.

 

[Morrigu]

Dear In-tray

I know you multiply when I'm not looking............please stop having sex on my desk, if anyone should be doing that it's me.

 

[cdmcses]

Dear Weather Geek,

The science of meteorology is interesting to me also, but you really don’t have to check local radar and satellite every half hour. There are professionals who cover that for you. And when storms are coming our way, I’m avoiding you. I don’t want to witness another Dopplergasm.

Sincerely,
Doesn’t own and umbrella

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear guilt me into staying....

You knew all the right things to say last night when we had our talk. I didn't bring up the D word but you did. You are a wonderful man, just not the one I love. Give it some time, let's make sure our daughter is doing well and then we can get on with our lives...separately.

Wishing you find the love you deserve

 

[availableslave2u]

dear ben wah ball,
don't ever get stuck up there again. you're supposed to be hard to keep inside, why were like a suction cup? so not funny.
still kinda freaked out me

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Bank Account Balance,

You know, I'm sick and tired of your negativity. I work hard to keep my positive attitude, and you keep yours for what, a day or so at a time? Sure enough, a couple days after payday, you're back to your old tricks. Well, I'm not letting your negativity ruin my good mood!

My fridge is full of groceries, my bills are paid for a few weeks, and I don't need you! Well, until payday, and then maybe we can be friends again

Miss Molly

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Condoms in my purse.


Please do not jump out on the convenience store counter again while I am digging for change. Ya'll can be replaced you know.....


Sincerely red faced PTK........

 

[artlover637]

dear sad songs,

get off my machine. I don't need to hear you right now.

Dealing with it

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear Gorgeous girl with a purse full of condoms,

Thank you, Cum again!

-Convenience Store Clerk.

 

[cdmcses]

Dear Pinktacokitty,

Your avatar is just delicious

C

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Husband,

Once again you have shown me just where I fit on your list of priorities. UNDER your boss and a garage door is NOT kosher.

Asshole.

Pissed off wife.