Dear X

[Lorilei]

Dear Vail's Shoes,

Gulp.

Pics, please.

kthxbai

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Birds,

You have picked my cherry tree clean once again. Damn things weren't even ripe!

Don't make me reconsider the birdbaths.

Pielessly yours,

...i

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Kettle Corn Guy,

Please be at this years fireworks...I m issed you so much last year.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Lorilei's InStyler,

If she makes you feel unloved even once for the accidental burns, you come live with me. I'll give you a home

And you wouldn't have to work so hard- I only have waves to straighten

A Girl Sorely In Need of Hair Style Assistance

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Pic Requester
Sadly, we've broken up and I've allowed them to be stolen away.
So much pain to let them go, so much pain to keep them

Tomorrow, I'll be back on the market

-owie footsies

 

[WaitingLips]

Dear Still Young and learning,

Blowing off work because you got a better offer,will not teach you
responsibility.People are counting on you,you must rise to the challenge.
It's called "work ethic", it will take you far sweetie.

Love ,someone who cares about you

 

[Morrigu]

Dear toes

I love that I smile everytime you wiggle. That hot pink polish suits you so.

Love from a wigglefiend

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear person who is coming back home today
Ive enjoyed the time you were away
No one to bitch,piss,moan and complain
I found something during your time away
MY SPINE
try your tired ass shit one me again
and its going UP SIDE YA HEAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Km...8EB52133&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear person who is coming back home today
Ive enjoyed the time you were away
No one to bitch,piss,moan and complain
I found something during your time away
MY SPINE
try your tired ass shit one me again
and its going UP SIDE YA HEAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Km...8EB52133&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15

Dear Girl Who Found
I wish more would
love,
girl who spent years putting up with being treated like shit and then put a fucking stop to it

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Girl Who Found
I wish more would
love,
girl who spent years putting up with being treated like shit and then put a fucking stop to it

Dear Vail
thanks
Ive certainly done my share of taking it
and no,,,not because I loved him,I actually indeed do NOT
mine was just because...well sometimes it just so happens like that
huggles

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Vail
thanks
Ive certainly done my share of taking it
and no,,,not because I loved him,I actually indeed do NOT
mine was just because...well sometimes it just so happens like that
huggles

Dear wundergirl
I know what you mean. Sometimes it isn't a lover, even, just a friend who makes you hurt and feel shitty
*snuggles*

 

[Essa]

Dear Vodka Diet.

You really are a girls best friend, I've lost three days this week.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Bourbon,
No one is more of a bitch than you in the morning
-gulper

 

[Natalya555]

dear drunken dumbasses at the baseball game,

could you please have more class? you were obviously shit faced when you showed up to the game...it only got worse. that and there were children in the row behind you! i dont really think saying dick constantly is a good thing. if had kids i would ripped you a knew one. that and your dumb trashed girlfriend didnt know shit about baseball and i wished she would shut the fuck up! that and she looked like she wanted to fuck every guy in the group..good luck with her

sincerly,

annoyed

 

[Lorilei]

Dear eHarmony,

Why oh why did I let myself get suckered in by your "free communication" weekend? I have no intention of paying you hundreds of dollars to hook me up with men I'm sure I won't like anyway.

*grumble, grumble*

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Lorilei's inbox,

Be prepared for a lifetime's worth of emails from eHarmony. Seriously, everytime they have a free communication weekend, you'll get an email. Everytime they have some sort of freebie promotion, you'll get an email. And everytime you see it, you'll get more upset.

Signed,

Miss Molly's inbox

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Miss Molly's Inbox,

Thanks for the warning.

*cracks knuckles and prepares to delete, delete, delete*

Love,
Lorilei's Inbox

p.s. Hehe, that sounded kinda dirty.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Miss Molly's Inbox,

Thanks for the warning.

*cracks knuckles and prepares to delete, delete, delete*

Love,
Lorilei's Inbox

p.s. Hehe, that sounded kinda dirty.

It does- I don't know whether to interpret it as "Lorilei's inbox loves me" or "Everybody loves Lorilei's inbox"

 

[Lorilei]

It does- I don't know whether to interpret it as "Lorilei's inbox loves me" or "Everybody loves Lorilei's inbox"

Trust me, it's not the second one!

 

[MollyDolly]

Trust me, it's not the second one!

*nods* My inbox isn't that popular either... it's all junkmail

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Girlfriends
You are the best bunch of girls in the world..but you are completely crazy mofo's and you are going to kill me at this rate LOL but it's a fun way to go. Thank you.
'All the single ladies...'
Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Girlfriends
You are the best bunch of girls in the world..but you are completely crazy mofo's and you are going to kill me at this rate LOL but it's a fun way to go. Thank you.
'All the single ladies...'
Me

for foxy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g


hahahhahahaahah

 

[omahaman2]

I can't use dear for this one

Neighbor,
Why do you treat your wife the way you do? Don't you remember the day you first met? Don't you remeber the day she stole your away? Didn't
your parents teach you,if not in words at least actions,that she is an equal partner in your relationship and should be treated with love and respect?
Don't you realize what a jerk you are?
Your neighbor

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

for foxy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g


hahahhahahaahah

Stupid UK censors blocked it out What was it babe? A bit of Beyonce booty shaking....? LOL

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Stairmaster

As good as you make me look from certain angles, I still hate you....


Love....PTK's butt........