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Dear Brother of mine,

Please invest in a razor and some shaving cream. If you cannot, I will purchase them for you. The scruff look can be cute, the overgrown and dirty look....not so much.

~Your Disgusted Sister

hahaha
 
Dear Dogs,
You are old. Could you please stop acting like stupid puppies?
Thanks,
Me
 
Dear Thread Owner,

I love this new thread. Will add more entries as needed. :)

Carry on! :rose:

~ a dear x poster
 
Also...

Dear Fresh Air BBQ,

I love your brunswick stew so much I want to take it out back and get it pregnant. Thank you for my dinner.

Love,

Sated Me
 
Dear Dumbass System Administrator,

Not again! I seriously refuse to work late again simply because you can't get your shit together. Don't make me drive down there and stick my foot up your ass.

Love,

Extremely Annoyed Employee
 
Dear Research Scientists,

There really should be a pill that cures all that ails you.

I have barometer head right now, that should be a fairly simple one to fix, start there and work up to ailments x, y, and z for me please.

~sincerely, sick and tired of being sick and tired!
 
Dear X,

I can't believe you can't see the irony in that statement. C'mon, you're smarter than that. Look in the mirror.

Rolling My Eyes,
Me
 
Dear X,

You are a whimp. Can't you just hold firm and do what you need to do? FFS, get some balls, man.

I should talk, man.
 
Dear X,

I know that sometimes it’s hard for you around here.

People always avoiding you when you pop up in threads; cursing you, spilling hatred and frustration at your presence, and sometimes even skipping over you completely, which in ways is even worse.

It hurts me to see you treated that way.

The truth is, people just don’t see your worth, don’t know what you contribute, they take advantage of all you do.

They don’t know that without you, some things would never be the same. I want you to know that I, at least, can’t imagine a life without you, can’t even imagine so many aspects of my world, without you - sex for one, excitement another - it’s come to a point where, I don’t think that existing would even have meaning without you in it.

You represent so much to me. You represent my past, the failed relationships of my youth, but also, the unknown variable in all of my life equations, you see right through me, right down to my bones with raylike precision, and lead me to my final destination, always knowing where I’m going before I get there, marking the spot with your stead fast confidence.

But aside from the life important matters, you’ve always been there for me in the small things as well. Rating the movies you think I’ll like most, and marking the clothes that will fit me the best; there with me as I wile away the hours in lectures playing tic tac toe.

You’ve taught me so much.

In this world where we’re always searching for answers, and while everyone is out there asking “why”, I realise that there is not getting to why without knowing you first. Without you, there is no xenith to which to aspire.

Never let the naysayers get you down. To me, you’ll always be like the soft sweet kisses to me at the end of a love letter.

In my book, you’ll always be a 10.

xxxxx,
Appy.
 
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Dear Cat
Im sorry you are so stupid
please eat your food and stop knocking on the door
ps,,the other cats think you are strange
 
Dear dumb assed co-worker
stop showing everyone your rash
It's really gross
btw your husband is kinda hot
 
Dear X
congrats on the job promo
you still suck as a friend
take your ideas and stick them up your OCD ass mkay?
 
Dear sister,
Geez,are we going to have a suprize for you tomorrow!:D
Oman
errr I forgot,you don't know me by that!
 
I can't use dear with this one,so just

Ali's husband,
I wish I could find the right words to say to you. The way you have treated her angers me. Most things don't upset me,but this is one thing that does.
I hope the ants and birds worked yesterday. You might have escaped though,since what you do to her,makes you so low you can crawl under the ants.She deserves to be treated royally,like a queen,even though some kings scare her. I can't wait until she is away from you. I wish I could help her. I would do anything to help her accomplish it.
 
Dear Oma x
you are one hell of a human being
I like you,,and I don't really like many people
I think you are just lovely and sincere.
I wish I could bake you a cake
but i shall settle for a heartfelt"THANK YOU"
today was almost another shit storm
it helps to know other people truly care
 
Dear Oman,

You know what? You're a real sweetie, and your Jenny is one incredibly fortunate woman. :rose:
 
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