Dear X:

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear Mother,

<snip>

Your wondering why I bother daughter.

Hang in there. She is a full-time project.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Dear Mother,

Sorry, honey ~ again, I think our mothers must be twins, separated at birth...

 

[CurvAppeal]

dear x,

you're back.....and in my life again. ive missed u a lot. i have learned a lot within the time of being apart and have grown quickly. i hope u see the improvements, and i hope our relationship will become stronger, and much better than it has been in the past few months.

signed,
your best friend and submissive

 

[kimuk]

Dear X

Why is the thing you want the most so hard to ask for.

And when you start to get it why does it scare you to death.

Better just hang on tight to the rollercoaster.

 

[jewelz_diamondz]

Dear X,

Due to my work situation I have very little time to do much of anything. I would love to have someone significant in my life but when I am home only long enough to sleep, shower, do a load of laundry....when really is there time to search for someone with the same likes as myself.

Even better....if I do find someone with the same intrests or even someone who intrests me it is hot and heavy for a few then it's gone. I don't have a lot of time to keep it going...the time to make it happen....especially with someone more then an hour away from me. Long distance requires a lot time.

I think I have come to the realization that my Lit stories I follow will forever be my boyfriend....

 

[PallasAthene]

Dear X,

Why did you say those things?

 

[knot_sweet]

Dear J

Five hours of sleeping with you is more restfull than my entire week of broken nights.

You leaving me wet and wanting as you walked out the door this morning...Well played. You win this battle, but don't get too cocky.

Yours.

ETA- Dating other men holds no interest for me. You are all I need and desire. BSLW.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear Neighbors,

If you insist on blasting the most godawful bullshit country music every time we have a gorgeous evening, I bet you'll LOVE a sound-ICBM of Sum 41's "Does This Look Infected?"

(I Can Rip It For You)

 

[Salenku]

Dear sacked contractor,

I didn't have anything to do with the termination of your contract, but having seen the trail of destruction you have left in my office and on my LINKDIN profile, I wish I had done. Do you really think this behaviour will make me want to work with you?! What is your malfunction?!

Sincerely,

S.

Ps: the new guys ARE doing a better job than you, thank you for noticing!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear my friends soon to be ex wife

10 years you were together. 1 year married. And like that he's not good enough and you want alimony. So you duped him into the gorgeous wedding. You got your dream honeymoon. He took that job as CFO to buy you that dream house in the sky. I have known him for 30 years, he's like my brother. Never have I seen him so hollow.

Just know when the papers are signed, we are getting drunk and cursing you under a rock you need to crawl back under.

 

[JamieJ424]

Dear Attractive Woman doing crunches next to where I was doing dips,

I'm sorry for the miscommunication. Your comment, "I'll move and give you space" was clear enough, but when I said, "No, that's okay, you're fine," I fear that was misconstrued. I meant you're FINE and I wanted you to stay put and watch me lift enormous amounts of weight and be impressed.

I'll be clearer next time.

J

 

[Ropebunny]

Dear jerk in the minivan,

I know you knew I was there as I said hi to you as you got into your minivan. I'm not sure if you just weren't looking in your rear view mirror or if you were actually trying to hit me but I don't think I should have to be on alert for reversing vehicles when I'm using the footpath. You know, that thing that pedestrians use that isn't a road, that they have right of way on? I guess your mama never taught you any manners coz you didn't think to say sorry either. You're just damn lucky my kid wasn't with me or I would have taken down your lisence plate number and passed it onto the cops. You're extra lucky my other half wasn't with me coz he has a mighty temper that you wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of. Next time you do a three point turn please beep your horn while you do it coz you obviously can't be trusted not to cause an accident.

Ropebunny

 

[CurvAppeal]

dear lover,

it has been two weeks since we have had sex...well..close to two weeks. we always sleep next to each other and i miss that part of you. that side of you that makes me so feel so warm and loved. i understand you aren't much into sex, and i understand the reasons why you aren't affectionate either...but i just wanted you to know that i miss you in that way, and many ways. i love you, daddy. muah!!!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear x,

Sometimes I am... What's the word? A jerk?

Yes. That's it.

 

[Red Sonja]

Dear Idiot Dog:

On this one day I can sleep in past 5:30 a.m. this week, why did you start howling at 5:15 a.m.? You normally don't get walked til 6 a.m. or so...

I really am mad at you now, but I'll probably forgive you if you play nice and wear the Bat Dog costume I bought you for Halloween.

 

[knot_sweet]

Dear J's mother

Stop making the man I love feel bad about himself. He's had enough shit heaped on him by you.



Dear J

You really have no idea of your own worth.

When you get where you're going, keep an open mind and an open heart.

Don't let the opportunity of a future with someone extraordinary pass you by.

You deserve an equal, and I love you too much to let you settle for me.

 

[Dianthus]

Dear Mom,

It's been a rough week. Yesterday was tough. I will remember that you smiled, even laughed a bit. I liked the look in your eyes.

And I'm glad you enjoyed the cookie.

Rest well.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear Mom,

It's been a rough week. Yesterday was tough. I will remember that you smiled, even laughed a bit. I liked the look in your eyes.

And I'm glad you enjoyed the cookie.

Rest well.

 

[jewelz_diamondz]

Dear X

Please make up your mind so I know what to do...

 

[Loverskitten]

Dear X,
I'm over you, both of you, the one I know and the one I don't know at all. Life sucks

 

[gypsy*seer]

Dear Dad,
Some days it's so hard that you're not here.

Your sons are acting like asshats. Neither one can seem to relate to each other as "family".

I can not,

CAN NOT

take them both in as children. They are full-fledged adults with children of their own. I can only be responsible for Mom - who is praying and crying her heart out right now, over the actions of her sons.

Dear "brothers",
Be it known...
that I AM about to act on responsibility and age, and DENY any contact until you BOTH can act as brothers and family. Grow a pair and move on...

I'm about fucking done with you both.
And I'm heart-sick to have to say that.

Your tired-of-your-immaturity, care-giving sister.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear Dad,
.... out right now, over the actions of her sons.

Dear "brothers",
....
Your tired-of-your-immaturity, care-giving sister.

{{{GS Hugs}}}

 

[gypsy*seer]

{{{GS Hugs}}}

Thank you deeply, SW.
Your sincerity brought tears to my eyes

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear Dad,
Some days it's so hard that you're not here.

Your sons are acting like asshats. Neither one can seem to relate to each other as "family".

I can not,

CAN NOT

take them both in as children. They are full-fledged adults with children of their own. I can only be responsible for Mom - who is praying and crying her heart out right now, over the actions of her sons.

Dear "brothers",
Be it known...
that I AM about to act on responsibility and age, and DENY any contact until you BOTH can act as brothers and family. Grow a pair and move on...

I'm about fucking done with you both.
And I'm heart-sick to have to say that.

Your tired-of-your-immaturity, care-giving sister.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Thank you, Deeege.
Your well wishes here mean more than you know...