Dear X:

[Stella_Omega]

Dude, you're about three minutes away from a stroke or hart attack or psychotic break. You won't let me say that, so just do me a favor, okay-- keep 911 on speed dial, for yourself if not for your family.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dude, you're about three minutes away from a stroke or hart attack or psychotic break. You won't let me say that, so just do me a favor, okay-- keep 911 on speed dial, for yourself if not for your family.

Have you been stalking me again?

 

[JennX]

Dear X,

I really wish I could get over you. I know you still think about me and I hope it gnaws at you for a long, long time! You will never find better and you know it. Good luck.

*sticks out tongue*

 

[ecstaticsub]

Dear X and Y,

Happy Anniversary to the two of you. I mean that sincerely. The two of you are very happy together. We can never have too much happiness in the world.

It's been quite the year...

Let's continue with the progress we've been making.

To hope and trust

kisses to you both

~J

 

[Stella_Omega]

Have you been stalking me again?

I guess I'm busted!

Please take care of that shit, willya?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dear X.

You alienated someone untill she withdrew her offer of help. then you call me to rant about how terrible she is, berate her unfairly-- after I've reminded you that she's as much a friend to me as you are, and demand that I take her place.

I say I won't do that and you don't like it-- so you fire me from the positions I volunteered for. I'm sure you're going to tell all and sundry that I'm not honorable or some such shit, and you expect them all to believe that. I'm sure that most people won't disagree with you to your face because you are such a tyrant when you're feeling balked.

You're losing your shit, darling. You've driven out two members in two days, because neither of them will play the mean girl high school game with you.

 

[satindesire]

Dear X,

How the fuck are you going to get annoyed with me when I ask you extremely politely not to flirt with me? Are you ENTITLED to disrespect my boundaries of platonic conversation?

If you can't talk to me respectfully, then don't fucking talk to me, you horny creeper! Shit, is it that hard to figure out?! I guess you don't have enough blood left in your big head to remember how to be polite, eh?

Colossal thundercunt.

 

[Edith_UK]

^ that post made me literally laugh out loud

 

[satindesire]

^ that post made me literally laugh out loud

*Bows*

I have my moments.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear X,

Headed your way again tomorrow. It makes me nervous every time, especially when I drive past a familiar exit or a parking lot where we parked and spoke. While there is a small part of me that would love to see you and rush into your arms, that is the part that lives in the fantasy world. Truly, I hope to not run into you.

Life's going so very well; I'm loving every day. Hope yours is the same.

Me

 

[Stella_Omega]

*Bows*

I have my moments.

"Thundercunt" sounds almost complimentary.

Somehow.

 

[Loverskitten]

"Thundercunt" sounds almost complimentary.

Somehow.

Yes! Like a super hero! Da da da dah da dahhhhh Thundercunt! *swirls cape*


A cape, eye mask, tall boots, G-string made of chain with
a gold "T" forming the front , big hair, and nothing else.... SWEET!

 

[gypsy*seer]

Yes! Like a super hero! Da da da dah da dahhhhh Thundercunt! *swirls cape*


A cape, eye mask, tall boots, G-string made of chain with
a gold "T" forming the front , big hair, and nothing else.... SWEET!

ROFL!
I just spit coffee all over my computer screen!!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Yes! Like a super hero! Da da da dah da dahhhhh Thundercunt! *swirls cape*


A cape, eye mask, tall boots, G-string made of chain with
a gold "T" forming the front , big hair, and nothing else.... SWEET!

Thundercunts HOOOOOOOOO!?!?

 

[Edith_UK]

Dear X,

Rest in peace mate. This ones for you, my brother. With love yer.

Edie xxx

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Dear X,

Thank you for always been there for me when I need it. I know it is difficult at times and I appreciate your honesty, creativity, faith in me, your sense of humor and take on life and for allowing me to be who I am without trying to change me and really for knowing what I need, even when I don't know myself sometimes.

You are a truely special person and I truely hope that I help you when you need it as well.

Me

 

[AlwaysPale]

Dear Stupid Bureaucratic B.S.:

Screw you!

I sent in the required forms. Repeatedly. After paying $40 per round for a stupid paper-pusher's signature, only to be told they must be done again due to an ink blot in the margin...and the forms must be pristine. Or whatever other excuse you saw fit to make my life difficult.

I talked to O.W., making sure that the back-pay the government owed me would not hinder my rpayment of benefits, as my child is not in school full time, nor due I have reliable child care I trust.

After many rounds of this, I recieved the first installment of payment. Got cut off O.W.....because of you! Idiotic bureaucratic policy that you are, you decidied to do what you swore you couldn't. Just to be a dick.

Then, just cos that knife was too sharp, and the cut was too clean, you brought out an old flint blade, and decided that I wouldn't receive the rest of my back-pay, either!

But was that enough for you, you moronic result of too many computerized desk clerks that can ruins lives with a single click? No, of course not! Then you brought out the rusty spoon. I now OWE YOU EVERYTHING YOU INITIALLY PAID ME!

Well, fuck me sideways. Now, I have no rent, no way to pay, no food, no way to go to the food bank to GET food (no money for bus fare, thank you)
and get to hear my child chant that she's hungry.

Also, my Master now does nothing but sleep in His room and go to work. He then comes home to repeat the process. You have turned my loving, caring Master into an unfeeling robot who doesn't even have the energy or will to hold me in the night while I cry.

I'm a masochist, yes. But you are not my Dom! You are the annoying co worker I play nice with to further pleasant work relations!

So, fuck you and your play! I wish you had a physical embodiment! For that....ooohhh, for that, I'd turn top, and laugh as you bleed.

Again, fuck you, for fucking my family.

 

[knot_sweet]

dear X

You are moving soon. Moving from a slightly inconvenient two hour drive to a very inconvenient four hour plane trip. And You have a new site contract in a different state.

Why are You leaving so soon?

You wanted to settle for a couple of years at least. Give Yourself a chance to just relax. Settle into Your new life.

You're only going because she wants You to. And if You were honest, You'd admit that.

Sure, she has the right to ask. She's sacrificed alot of her life for You. But...

Somehow I feel like it's my fault.
I got too close, asked for too much, loved too hard... what?
Did she get worried sharing Your time with me?
I've never wanted more than we have.
I know we don't have the happily ever after option.
I know I'll never be the first or last woman in Your life.
I know You love me intensely, fully, unconditionally.
I've never needed You all to myself to believe that, or to love You the same way.

So why does it feel like I'm being punished?

Why does it feel like she's snatching her favourite toy away because she's afraid I might try and keep it?

You're leaving me.

You say we'll keep in touch.

That we'll see each other as often as we can.

But it won't be the same.

You know that too.

And I hate her for it.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Dear Dad,
It's been 15 ago years today, and I still miss you so much. S. gave me a big bear-hug, just like you would have done.
Love,
me

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

Dear X,

We haven't talked in almost 5 years. Thank you for that.

Our relationship was full of highs and lows, of emotional destruction and mental anguish. It is perhaps the only thing I regret in my life. Thank you for that.

I never trusted you. You gave me no reason to change that view. Thank you for that.

Im not where I am today without you, and the hell we went thru. I learned so much. I am so much more at ease with myself and knowledgable about what I want and dont want and I know that is all because of you. I have grown so much since we parted. I am so much a better man.

So thank you for that too.

SJ

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Dear X,

Whatever. Good Luck with your compassionate text message conflict resolution policies. You are gonna need it.

Me

 

[KoPilot]

Dear X, X, and X-

I'm so fucking sick of you guys. You're a bunch of immature losers and you need to grow the fuck up instead of being a bunch of selfish, childish dicks. Living with you makes me angry, bitter, and miserable. I thought I'd be friends with you guys for a long time considering all we've been through, but I guess being adults was too much to ask so you decided to burn all your bridges and waste away instead. You lot are some of the most short-sighted, close-minded, and gear-grinding pseudo-intellectuals I've ever met.

Fuck you.

 

[lilcryingpet]

Dear X,

I understand why you sent me away. for what it's worth, i am sorry the universe's whore was shoved into your life. i don't get to choose and i would have spared you that if i could have.

i hope you find a happy and rewarding place in your life. i am sorry it was not with me.

doe

 

[Bandit58]

I found this on my Facebook page underneath something I'd put on my daughter's Wall about "real men". We can see who the "real man" is now can't we?

THis coming frm the petty girl who deserted her husband and children scamed as much cash oe him as she could befor deserting her children further by going 2 shack up wit man in aus who wot do ya know is on dialasis got fuckd kidneys so lazy ass can sit on arse and sponge off the aus government but no 1 man nt good enuf 4 her she gota have a women 2 fuck on the side atleast I will bring up my son and he will know its not ok 2 b a carpet munching sponge GET A JOB

Dear X,
Now I can see you aren't a "real man" just a little boy throwing a tanty - truth hurts? What about your other child who you never see, oh I hear his mother won't let you see him I wonder why?

You have no idea what you are talking about, you never loved my girl you lied to her and stole from her and used her and when she woke up to you and left you decided to lash out. I won't bother to reply to you on FB because I don't want her to be hurt anymore by you. She knows what you posted because I warned her as I didn't want her to get a nasty shock when she managed to get back onto the site. I think you will find yourself blocked and deleted from her friends list by now.

The way you are going you won't be seeing my grandson anytime soon, my daughter is fed up with always trying to arrange everything and then have you not bother to turn up. Go back to your druggie mates and criminal friends they are welcome to you

 

[Kurokami]

Dear X,
Now I can see you aren't a "real man" just a little boy throwing a tanty - truth hurts? What about your other child who you never see, oh I hear his mother won't let you see him I wonder why?

It's not just the truth that hurts: His spelling does too. I'm honestly surprised you could read that without going blind or something, Bandit Nice high-road response, though.

Oh right, there's a format here...

Dear D,

I love you. I know it's still a new relationship and we've all been a bit wary about expressing feelings like this in pairs for fear of excluding the third person, but I seriously do love the crap out of you. You've been my best friend for most of my formative years, and it's very strange to feel myself falling for you in light of that, but I've decided just to let it happen and enjoy it. The wife loves you too, we're both lucky to have you. Now hurry up and get your stuff packed so you can move in with us

Your boyfriend