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Dear x,
I cant believed its happened again
Whats wrong with you
It must be you






Dear sledgehammer,
I like you.
No...I love you.
You are full of smashy goodness!
Smashingly yours,
K
p.s. Blue wrecking bar, I also have strong feelings for you.
Dear sledgehammer,
I like you.
No...I love you.
You are full of smashy goodness!
Smashingly yours,
K
p.s. Blue wrecking bar, I also have strong feelings for you.
Tool slut.![]()
Allen Wrench just PMd me in tears. He told me to tell you the screws meant nothing and he faked every orgasm.
Dear x,
I still love you. I still care deeply about you. You'll always have a place in my heart. You were my first love. I'm going to miss you.
A lot.
Love Eternally,
Me

Dear AW,
You two-timing tool-whore.
All those nights you said you were "helping a friend", you were actually with Keroin, weren't you?
I don't blame her - she had some stuff to put together, I'm sure.
It is you who is at fault here. You knew I needed you, yet you chose to run off and be in the hands of someone else.
I am so glad I know this now.
I can move on with my life and be happy.
I am wildly attracted to the PowerDyne Skate Tool. PowerDyne is 3-in-1, so I can have my many needs satisfied.
And you, pathetic excuse for a tool, can continue to be a single use item.
Good luck with that.
R
p.s. here is a picture of PowerDyne - so hot in a way you will never be.
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HUGGSDear men of the world,
You complain about not getting enough head, but here I am, totally oral fixated, lightly buzzed, and no cock to be seen.
I'm so cock deprived. It's so unfair.
wenchie
okay, maybe slightly more than "lightly buzzed"
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