Dear X:

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Dear Hoover,
I've got you beat. So there. *sticks out tongue*
 
Dear Dad,
I heard your laugh today and it seemed so real I turned my head to see if you were there.
Even though the days have gotten easier a very big piece of me is gone without you here. I miss you.
Love,
Me

It's moments such as this that I firmly believe they're checking in on you.
 
Dear X,

Think you could lighten up on our friend sarah? Don't you think that hitting her family with colon cancer and a heart attack within three weeks is more than enough for the time being?
 
Dear X,

Though in some ways I'm glad that you're not around to see how my life has turned out so far, I'm still trying...........and I miss you tons.

Happy Birthday, Daddy

love,
me
 
Dear X,

I love you. And I miss you. :(

Thank you, for everything!!!! Cannot wait to have you back here!! :heart:

~pet
 
Dear X,

I asked nicely and gosh darn it, you should know by now I don't ask for anything unless I am forced into it or I need it more than I can stand.

Today hurt.

Me
 
Dear X,

Thank you for everything this week - from the moment I got off the train till the moment I got back on, I enjoyed every second; and for all the kisses...and well, other things in between.

A special thank you for making me feel like a lady on Friday:kiss:

Here's to next week.

I love you,

Me x
 
Dear X,

I can't believe...what is it..2 or 3 weeks after you find out I am pregnant with your child...you refuse to move in with me. All because your mommy doesn't want you too! gah!

You say you love me and want to marry me and that your life isn't complete without me...but can you blame me for not believing you? We were both thinking of ending the relationship last month...and now suddenly you want to spend forever with me just because in 7 months we will have a child? Sorry, it doesn't work like that.

get your act together and start proving to me that you're going to start acting like a man for once in your life...and I'll think about it.

But if you think making me live completely on my own and stopping by the visit every day is going to make things between us all better, you're crazy.

PS: Just because I slept with you today doesn't mean I want to be with you. It just means I was horny.

Sincerely,

An expecting mother who is getting really fed up with men
 
Dear Chuck,

Hi. How are you? I am fine. Life on Wannahockalugee continues as per usual. I bought some Oreos a few days ago and was disappointed to discover that they were neither as large nor as creamy as I remembered. But I'll survive.

Tonight I am wearing socks. I didn't realize how few socks I have until my feet got cold today and then I went looking for some. Yes, it is getting cool here and last night I even had to put on a blanket. Which reminds me, I had a very strange dream last night that I was trying to kill a vampire with a kitchen knife. It wasn't until I'd stabbed the vampire for about the tenth time that I thought, "Hey, shouldn't I be using a wooden stake or something?"

I know, time to cut down on the gin consumption!

Last week Aunty T died. She's not my aunty but that's what all the islanders call her. Aunty T stepped on a stonefish six weeks ago. She should have been fine but that's what happens when you live in a place with only one doctor, who happens to be a refugee from Myanmar. I'm so glad I brought my own pharmacy with me.

I remember thinking, when I first arrived here, how strange it was that everyone's relatives are buried in their front yard but then I realized there's no public land. So, what do you do with a dead body if there's no cemetery? Aha. The graves with the fancy covers over top of them are funny because whenever it rains that's where all the chickens go to stay dry. Good Cod, I've spent enough time alive listening to those farking birds, I sure as heck don't want them on top of me when I'm dead too!

Speaking of chickens, have you ever noticed how closely they resemble Tyrannosaurus Rex's? Creepy.

Tonight I did not win at Scrabble, though I made some nice words. If you're stuck for ideas for a birthday present for me, a Scrabble dictionary would come in handy.

I miss you and the way your feathers tickle.

Lots of tourists on the island these days, escaping the Aussie and Kiwi winter. I was climbing on my scooter, coming out of the grocery store a few days ago, and this big islander-type fellow says to me, in perfect Kiwi English, "Hi there, which resort are you staying at?" (Yes, I think he was trying to chat me up). I said, "Oh, actually I live here." And then he said, chuckling, "Oh, I thought you were a tourist, like me." And then I laughed. And then there was this surreal moment when we kind of stared at each other: me, the white woman, as the savvy local, and he, the brown island man, as the wide-eyed tourist. It felt like we were in an alternate universe.

I have run out of Swiss chocolate. These are dark days indeed.

Well, I should get some sleep. I hope you're well and not fishing too hard - you don't want to put your back out again. Say hello to the family for me. Give Mom a peck on the cheek from me. See you in a few months!

Love and pecks,
K
xo

p.s. I never feel as if my life has enough drama for this thread soooooooo...HOW DARE YOU, CHUCK!! You knew how I felt about it! I'm mad!!

p.p.s. (No, I don't know what I meant by any of that, either. Sorry. I just hate feeling left out.)
 
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Dear S,

Thank you.

I hope we will have a chance to see where it will bring us.

part-timely yours
 
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thank you :rose:

hope life is treating you well :)

You're welcome. :)

Life is pretty good. I spent a little too much money earlier in the month and will have to be very careful until the end of the month. Other than that everything is pretty good. I'm redoing my website. When I get finished, I'll let you know.
 
Dear god,

please tell me what to do.

Me


Dear betraying bastard,

Please, if you are going to play at least be a little more imaginative.

Blimey, at least make finding you out a bit more fun. Anyone with half a brain could have worked that out.

Pathetic attempt.

You have just met your match.

ps. I will make it my mission to ensure you never do this to anyone again.

oh and pps. You know I had left Lit for a while hoping we would benefit from it, well guess what.....i'm fucking back.
 
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I bought you countless massages for your sore back (i gave them myself but as I wan't very good I wanted you to have the best) and gave you a pen with the eternity symbol engraved on it.

You bought me a tub of ice cream and a bunch of half dead roses.
I loved them because they came from you. Because it was the first and only thing you had ever given me.

I put the flowers in water even though they had died by the next day. It was what they signified to me.....I didn't throw them out and I savoured the icecream. It lasted me months.
I treasured them like other subs I know treasure their love letters and tshirts and toys and collars.


I dressed up in basques trying to please you
You told me they scratched

I would prepare surprises for you. I lit candles and played soft music, to help relax you; to give you massages for the half hour you stayed.
You never noticed except to scoff at the music

I fought past bad experiences and managed to give you every bit of faith I could find in me. Have faith you told me and I did.
You took my faith and belief and blew it apart


I gave you getting on for three years of my life. Crucial years considering I wanted a child so badly
You gave me anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour and half

I moved across the world to serve you
When I was burgled or in trouble you were nowhere to be seen

We had a pregnancy scare - you were scared, I wasn't
I offered to take the morning after pill for you
You let me


I committed to you and resisted other relationships. Sometimes cutting short friendships if i thought they might threaten us
You secretly sought out others

I laid myself bare in more ways than one. I told you things that very few people know
You told me nothing and have continued to hide aspects of who you are


I consistently told you the truth about everything; my deapest thoughts and actions and beliefs
You lied

On monday you told me you loved me and promised that you weren't corresponding or looking for anyone else. Stop being paranoid you told me
You manipulated me


I do not deserve that
You do not deserve me

Your life is build on lies.
I pity you

Everyone here was right about you
I was wrong
 
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Dear minx's X,

Very rarely I truly despise someone.

You made the list.

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Dear minx,

We are here for you.

:rose:
 
Minxy, all I can say, is that those guys don't deserve you! And also offer you lots of cyber hugs.
 
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