Dear X:

[the_jawbreaker]

Dear X,

I'm not filling anyone's void.

I am a motherfucking PRINCESS. I deserve better than to be trapped behind a monitor for the rest of my life. I am the highest class of women. Beautiful, in pretty damn good shape, Smarter than hell, going after my MD for Christ's sake...ON MY OWN as a matter of fact. I'm capable of independence and taking care of myself and I can STILL shag like a demon. I can mix drinks, get beer stains out of polo shirts, tie a windsor knot and grill a juicy steak. I'm confident, a good dancer, and I can whoop some ass on pretty much any gaming console a guy can own and still look good in Jimmy Choo's!

If in the future you decide that you want ME and you want it to be real, come look for me. My inbox is open.

Until then, stop whining. What did you expect?

Wow, and you're modest too!

 

[satindesire]

Wow, and you're modest too!

Modesty is for liars and ugly people.

 

[the_jawbreaker]

Dear universe

Dear universe,

Will you just stop whatever the fuck it is you're doing and align to make my wishes come true? You promised, and I'll be damned if I let you get away with it.

Love,
-A

 

[naxalite0906]

Dear D..

I know yesterday might have been difficult for you, but never forget I am here for you. I just wish I could of given you a hug in person. At least you are happy with the choice you made, and hopefully I can make you happy too

Sir

 

[intothewoods]

Did you just drunk post me?!

Hee hee. Um, no? I'm just laughing at the idea of me trying to really woo anyone. I don't really do that. Not well anyway!

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Did you just drunk post me?!

You should have gotten her number..

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Hee hee. Um, no? I'm just laughing at the idea of me trying to really woo anyone. I don't really do that. Not well anyway!

I have sometimes thought that your idea of foreplay is to attempt to kick Mr. Man in the balls.

(Not that you'd succeed but you'd enjoy the attempt and the punishment afterwards).

 

[intothewoods]

I have sometimes thought that your idea of foreplay is to attempt to kick Mr. Man in the balls.

(Not that you'd succeed but you'd enjoy the attempt and the punishment afterwards).

Oh my god, I don't usually like to type this, but LOL. Ha ha ha. Um, no, that is not my idea of foreplay. He would kill me! And that wouldn't be very nice. And I'm quite nice to him, actually. My idea of foreplay with him is to wiggle my tush or bat my lashes. That's what I mean. I don't really do subtlety. With anyone.

That said, I will admit that every once in a while, Mister Man lets me ... (can't believe I'm admitting this) very gently ... slap his cock. Like a cat would bat something. Not at all hard. But I have this thing about how strong and tough his cock is. Like, yeah, I could whack your cock and it's still standing up strong. Neat! Okay, it's pretty awesome to me. I'm endlessly impressed by it.

 

[ShyVixen]

Oh my god, I don't usually like to type this, but LOL. Ha ha ha. Um, no, that is not my idea of foreplay. He would kill me! And that wouldn't be very nice. And I'm quite nice to him, actually. My idea of foreplay with him is to wiggle my tush or bat my lashes. That's what I mean. I don't really do subtlety. With anyone.

That said, I will admit that every once in a while, Mister Man lets me ... (can't believe I'm admitting this) very gently ... slap his cock. Like a cat would bat something. Not at all hard. But I have this thing about how strong and tough his cock is. Like, yeah, I could whack your cock and it's still standing up strong. Neat! Okay, it's pretty awesome to me. I'm endlessly impressed by it.

itw, I loved that that paragraph, so much so I'm thinking of putting it in my siggy tag line! lol ((hugs))

 

[FurryFury]

Dear X,

I'm really hurt and confused. Why you keep hiring me when you make it so very clear you don't like what I do bewilders me. Clearly you don't understand what it is that I do either. From your "constructive" criticism it is quite obvious you don't know what my job description really consists of.

Thank goodness your audience loves what I do. That's why keeps me going. Well, that and the money.

 

[intothewoods]

itw, I loved that that paragraph, so much so I'm thinking of putting it in my siggy tag line! lol ((hugs))

Oh dear. I don't think I want that memorialized! Lol.

 

[BiBunny]

Dear Alcohol,

How I love thee!

We must get re-acquainted with one another again soon.

~Teh Bunneh

 

[twysted73]

Modesty is for liars and ugly people.

Would you mind if "someone" wanted to clone you?

I would have to agree with your self-assessment of class and quality.

The only thing that's lacking is your choice in men who appreciate it.
I might be wrong in saying so, but one musn't waste what they have. "Pearls before swine" my grandmother used to say.

Yes, onion booty it may be. And your dirty pillows are most excellent to be certain. But I think your strength is in the eyes if we're to pick a physical attribute.

Wait....hang on a sec. Need your 2 cents on ONE more thing before we notify the bio group out in California to warm the machines up.

"When in a shooter, do you prefer to play in 3rd person or 1st?"

......operators are standing by....

 

[satindesire]

Would you mind if "someone" wanted to clone you?

I would have to agree with your self-assessment of class and quality.

The only thing that's lacking is your choice in men who appreciate it.
I might be wrong in saying so, but one musn't waste what they have. "Pearls before swine" my grandmother used to say.

Yes, onion booty it may be. And your dirty pillows are most excellent to be certain. But I think your strength is in the eyes if we're to pick a physical attribute.

Wait....hang on a sec. Need your 2 cents on ONE more thing before we notify the bio group out in California to warm the machines up.

"When in a shooter, do you prefer to play in 3rd person or 1st?"

......operators are standing by....

I know my ability to choose good partners is minimal at best. I tend to be attracted to men that end up being either abusive or neglectful...which I have no idea why, since none of these men have hardly anything in common (besides me. Maybe I'm the one who's fucked up. )

Go ahead and clone me. Multiple times, if possible. I think if there were more of me around to date all the nerdy guys that other snobby gold diggers don't want the world would be a happier place.

 

[YourCaptor]

That said, I will admit that every once in a while, Mister Man lets me ... (can't believe I'm admitting this) very gently ... slap his cock. Like a cat would bat something. Not at all hard. But I have this thing about how strong and tough his cock is. Like, yeah, I could whack your cock and it's still standing up strong. Neat! Okay, it's pretty awesome to me. I'm endlessly impressed by it.

That is so silly and quirky it can only be romantic.

I know my ability to choose good partners is minimal at best. I tend to be attracted to men that end up being either abusive or neglectful...which I have no idea why, since none of these men have hardly anything in common (besides me. Maybe I'm the one who's fucked up. )

Go ahead and clone me. Multiple times, if possible. I think if there were more of me around to date all the nerdy guys that other snobby gold diggers don't want the world would be a happier place.

How much for a clone?

does it come ready to use or is some training required?

 

[PatchIsMe]

Dear Mr. Sandman,
Please bring me a dream, make her the finest thing I have ever seen........
Thanks in advance !

 

[twysted73]

I know my ability to choose good partners is minimal at best. I tend to be attracted to men that end up being either abusive or neglectful...

Amazing. We seem to shop at the same SO Store.

Go ahead and clone me. Multiple times, if possible. I think if there were more of me around to date all the nerdy guys that other snobby gold diggers don't want the world would be a happier place.

Very thoughtful and sweet sentiment.

Sex all around. You'd get my vote for Pres.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Dear Alcohol,

How I love thee!

We must get re-acquainted with one another again soon.

~Teh Bunneh

Dear Bunneh,

I hope way before but if not, we will the weekend of 8th in August. BIG TIME!!! Taxi will bring our drunk asses home!

Kitry

 

[satindesire]

That is so silly and quirky it can only be romantic.



How much for a clone?

does it come ready to use or is some training required?

All for the low low price of $3999.99!

No assembly required. Accessories sold separately!

 

[satindesire]

Amazing. We seem to shop at the same SO Store.


Very thoughtful and sweet sentiment.

Sex all around. You'd get my vote for Pres.

Fuckers R Us, right?

Megan for President '12!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Dear kind litsters,
I survived fathers day, it sucked, but i did it.
Thank you for your kind words.
KC

 

[LittleJade]

Dear d:

Honey, I love you to pieces. You're my sister, my best friend, and an amazing woman. I hate that you believe so little in yourself that you're willing to settle for a man who is mean to you. For a man that has told you that he's the best you'll ever have. For a man that is verbally, mentally and emotionally abusive... and who is a ticking timebomb until he becomes physically abusive. I have tried to give you support, I have offered you my home, I have offered to help you start out on your own, but you keep going back "because you love him". Bullshit- you're afraid to leave him, you even said you're afraid... and not because he'll harm you... but because you're afraid no one will ever love you again... which is exactly what he wants. He wants you to feel worthless, because then you'll just keep putting up with it. You know that my ex was just like that. You know that I believed every lie he put in my head, until I left... what is it going to take you, to leave?

LEAVE, sister. Leave. Your family and your friends are here to help you- I'm here- at the drop of a hat, I'll be there with you to help. You have a place to stay, with a room of your own, if you need it for a while. You have my honey's family who will do everything in their power to help, too. You have such an amazing support network, but your own lack of self-confidence is keeping you in such a toxic place.

I pray for you that you realize all of those amazing things about yourself that make you too good for this. I pray that you'll realize how smart, how funny, how beautiful, how gifted, how talented, how kind, how wonderful a woman you are... and I hope you leave him in the dirt.

I love you. I'm worried for you.

Me.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Dear kind litsters,
I survived fathers day, it sucked, but i did it.
Thank you for your kind words.
KC

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Dear sweetie,

I miss you. I love you. I can't wait to talk to you again and hear your voice.

Love always,
Daddy

 

[ShyVixen]

Dear X's,

I love you all. You've been...wonderful to me this week. But I have to make my own mistakes. Just know I've taken on board all you've said. I understand. If the pieces need picking up, I know where y'all are.

Love, me.