Dear X:

[satindesire]

Dear Insomnia,

Would you kindly leave me the fuck alone?

Thanks much!

Your reluctant cellmate,

Megs

 

[sinnocence]

Dear Daddy,

Okay, so maybe it took You a little longer to realize things. But I'm fine with that. Because the end result is so much more than I could have asked for.

You gave me the best Valentine's Day I've ever had. Thank You so much.

And You don't suck.

I love You. You're my other half and forever will be.

Love,
kitten

 

[HottieMama]

Dear Universe...

Ok..you are cooperating with me so far. i feel 75% better. Let's get the other 25% taken care of in the next 24 hours and i will be one happy bitch.

 

[fishercat]

Dear Girl Scouts -

How I love your Thin Mints, your Caramel Delights, your other varied wares. You know this, you know how impossible it is to resist your yummy goodies, yet you not only sell your cookies in front of the grocery store, but you send tiny purveyors of diet doom into my office. Evil I call you. Yes, evil.

P.S. Thank you for delivering my cookies today.

 

[Netzach]

Dear God -

I don't buy it. Leave me alone, you damnable sham.

 

[Millificent]

Dear Universe...

Ok..you are cooperating with me so far. i feel 75% better. Let's get the other 25% taken care of in the next 24 hours and i will be one happy bitch.

Glad you're feeling better!

 

[bholderman]

Princess J-,

K-, your 6 year old daughter, tried to call you tonight. I know she calls you a lot, I know you dont answer a lot. That would explain why after hearing your voicemail message (she prefers the speakerphone), I found her in the living room in uncontrollable tears.

You should be ashamed of yourself, I know I am.

 

[myinnerslut]

dear me,

stop being so scared

~m

dear boys in my life (even the ones who hate being called boys),

i dont know what the hell im doing. i hope you know im flying blind and terrified ill crash.

~m

dear A,

stop being so angry. please? im coming to visit you in two days and your furious. this does not bode well.

~m

 

[Little_Kitten]

Dear laptop,

Please stay alive this time

 

[LittleJade]

Dear Asshole Client:

The product you want isn't made. Period. It doesn't exist. In any sense of the word. I've told you this.

We did the best we could, offered you the best product we could, based on the needs you stated.

When it wasn't good enough, we offered you alternative products, that met the specific need you're bitching about, but not the other needs you'd mentioned the first time around. We offered you appointments over lunch hours, so that we could satisfy you. We've offered to refund the full price of the initial product, EVEN THOUGH you had agreed to it, originally, before we ordered it.

We've bent over backwards, trying to WOW you, trying to satisfy you, even just trying to not make you mad.

And you're going to go this route?!

Are you MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?

Augh!


God, I can't STAND clients like this.

6 months I've worked here, and you're only the second client this assholish, to come along...

I'm glad you're a rare breed.

 

[midwestyankee]

Dear Operating System,

You could at least have warned me when you failed to copy my Mozilla bookmarks file onto the CD before I formatted the hard drive - you know the file - the one with about 500 entries all ending in htm or html!

 

[Tabea]

Dear reckless ice skater,

Thank you very much. I have now been diagnosed with a fractured tail bone. This hurts. A lot. I have no time for this.

 

[professorquixote]

dear x

have you ever been a ward of the state?
or in a group home?
no?
so I guess you're just an expert.
right?

-CJ

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear X:

Thank you for wanting to send me flowers today. I'm glad you didn't, though, because I can't justify the price for flowers on V-day just for me. Yes, we need to be careful considering my current living arrangements. The Grand Duchess is definitely in the middle of my business.

The e-card was perfect. I'm going to hold you to the promise written on it! Of course ... just one night will never be enough.

BTW ... it would be nice to see you back around Lit. I miss having you stalk me. LOL.

Your subbie,
Me

 

[Netzach]

Dear you -

as I said, I'd trade years of my own happiness for a little of yours right now, just a change in the winds for you. I mean it.

 

[fishercat]

.....

 

[00Syd]

Dear X,

I love you to death, but sometimes you need to learn to grow up.

All my love,

Syd

 

[Mrs. Sanj]

Dear X,

You have no idea how tranparent you really are.

Dear XX,

Tuesday is coming up really soon and I'm getting anxious. I'm not sure who will be more crazy for those two days you or me.

~me

 

[FurryFury]

Dear reckless ice skater,

Thank you very much. I have now been diagnosed with a fractured tail bone. This hurts. A lot. I have no time for this.

OUCH!

*HUGS and HUGS*

 

[minx1]

Dear x,

I came so close to throwing in the towel last night. The only thing that stopped me is that I have this thing about quitting. To be honest its a pain in the arse thing to have.
I'll give it a little more time

Me

 

[Wyldfire]

Dear X,

Thank you for being as loving and tender as you can be, no matter how mean and gruff you always seem to be. I really appreciate the Valentine's gifts. They showed a depth to how observant you can be.

 

[SubKekiLee]

Dear God...
Why did you take her today? I wasnt really ready for her to leave, I know that sounds selfish, but I didnt get to say goodbye..... I know you have plans for her.. Can you just let her come to me and tell me she loves me? She gave me life I wasnt ready to say goodbye.......

SKL

 

[LittleJade]

Querido Amor,

Gracias por la llamada. Gracias por levantar mi espíritus. Gracias por pasar tiempo conmigo.

Yo simplemente le adoro.

Amor,

Su hija.




(blame Google Languages)

 

[Tabea]

*HUGS and HUGS*

Thank you

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear God...
Why did you take her today? I wasnt really ready for her to leave, I know that sounds selfish, but I didnt get to say goodbye..... I know you have plans for her.. Can you just let her come to me and tell me she loves me? She gave me life I wasnt ready to say goodbye.......

SKL

{{{{{{hugs}}}}}} we are here for you skl.