Dear X:

[satindesire]

Dear Amazon:

Why did you have to run out of cute skirts?

It's not everyday a girl gets clothes as cute as that, especially in the right size and just the right color. Please remedy this situation at once.

Beseechingly yours,

Megs

 

[fishercat]

Dear Bunny & Kitty -

I've seen DIY shows set in Canada where they put special thermal blankets with weights on the end over the doors on the inside. I'd bet you could buy a thermal blanket weight it down a bit, and nail it over the door in a few places. It'd do in a pinch.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Dear Bunny and Kitty:

Here's a quick and dirty and very cheap solution I've used.

Get a coupla yards of felt or cheap fleece from a fabric store.

Cut and fold lengths of it about 5-6" wide (several layers, ideally) and as long as the edges of the door. Staple those so they stay folded properly.

DUCT TAPE it to the edge of the door so it overlaps the gap by a few inches. Won't interfere with the door opening and closing and WILL block drafts nicely.

On a wooden door, staplegun that shit up. That's handy for interiors too.

A metal door means you'll probably have to re-do the tape occasionally but "duck" tape holds pretty well for a while.

Good luck.

bijou

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear Bunny and Kitty,
Feel free to catch the next flight and come stay with me. My house is really warm.
Love,
Me

Dear X,

If they can afford a flight to see you, they can afford to pay somebody to wetherstrip their doors.

Y

PS: I like sinn0cent1's plan(s).

 

[nh23]

Dear Yang,
Skybus! Ten Dollar Tickets

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear Yang,
Skybus! Ten Dollar Tickets

Plus transportation to/or parking at the airport + TSA fees X 2 = the cost of the job. I'm also guessing that they'll have to pay to get back home at some point.

 

[nh23]

Plus transportation to/or parking at the airport + TSA fees X 2 = the cost of the job. I'm also guessing that they'll have to pay to get back home at some point.

Ten dollars for round trip assuming you get them early enough. Even later skybus is really cheap. I think the last time Bunny and Kitty flew up it was maybe sixty dollars round trip. Quit trying to ruin my fun!

 

[ecstaticsub]

Dear Self,

You are so pathetic...You write out a letter and post it here to see if you can put words to feelings before sending..you edit it and decide to send it...delete it from here...chat with him a little and start to feel guilty and second guess yourself...so you don't send it...arggggg

Now what? You can't just ignore him. That would be rude, and childish and very unsubmissive-like. I know that what you are leaning toward. But don't. Not after 3 years of a incredible relationship.

And you can't just sit here talking to yourself either.....

~~Me

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

Dear Mom,

I love you. If you feel you need advice that is fine but don't get upset when I say how I really feel. I'm sorry that someone else didn't follow the "don't get us christmas gifts rule" and that you felt awful..but making me feel like crap isn't the answer either. Bringing it up again today..(it's a new year isn't it?) wasn't what I needed while on my short break from the baby. I'm tired of trying to make everything okay for everyone. Who cares if it hurts me? You wonder why dad always says "do what you want." I think I'm getting the insight into that quite well.

Seriously..it's not MY fault that someone got you a gift. Why do I have to feel bad about that? Isn't there more to worry about in this world? And..since I'm wasting my time writing this...If you or your mother bring up not seeing him open all 50 gifts on Christmas day I will have to do something..okay so I'm nice and can't think of some badass thing..but I warn you ...I will...uh huh.

From,

The daughter that will stop answering the phone if you keep it up...

 

[00Syd]

Dear X:

Thanks so very much for making a really enjoyable new experience absolutely distasteful. Its felt so nice to have that burgeoning feeling of friendship and camaraderie torn down. It seems maybe you missed the day in pre-school when the other kids were taught about listening and being respectful, but thats okay, you can still learn!

Best of luck,
Syd

 

[SweetGigi]

Dear You,

I realize you are going thru a lot of stressful stuff right now with school and have some self doubt in who you are. I want to help you and give you all the support you need but please don't punish me because I want to help and be there for you. How hard is it for you to just call for a second or two to tell me hi? I swear I am trying to be as understanding as possible and give you all the space you need but dang!! Come on, be considerate.

Love,
me

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Dear radio,

STOP PLAYING THE SAME SONGS EVERY HOUR!! AND STOP THROWING IN A PLAYED OUT OLD SONG AS A CHANGE OF PACE!!

Thanks,
Listener

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Dear Modern Medicine,

Thanks. Because of you (and a few thousand dollars) in about 10 minutes I now have 20/15 vision.

Thankfully,
Not blind anymore

 

[minx1]

Dear Self,

You are so pathetic...You write out a letter and post it here to see if you can put words to feelings before sending..you edit it and decide to send it...delete it from here...chat with him a little and start to feel guilty and second guess yourself...so you don't send it...arggggg

Now what? You can't just ignore him. That would be rude, and childish and very unsubmissive-like. I know that what you are leaning toward. But don't. Not after 3 years of a incredible relationship.

And you can't just sit here talking to yourself either.....

~~Me

*hugs* I hope you manage to work it out ecstaticsub

 

[BiBunny]

Dear X,

Read your freakin' email already. Oh, and respond. That'd be good, too. The longer I wait, the more of an idiot I feel like.

~Me

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Wish I knew and was 100% sure about your reasons.

*lost in my thoughts*

Dear X,

Your reasons are much clearer to me now.... can't say I am happy about them tho.

nvm

 

[Untamed_Tygress]

*gives BiaTcHiNFiRe a hug cuz it seems like she could use it*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Dear Asshole,

Okay I've really done my best. I've been a courteous, quiet neighbor. You get your utility money on time, despite your bullshit claims to the contrary. You're some big cheese in your incestuous little SCA circle but they don't get to see the petty, whining, nitpicky, misogynistic little pissant you are in real life. You might try some real life, by the way. There is no King in the real world and your landlord is not some highlevel daddy Duke you can run to every time you get a fucking hangnail.

We could have just worked this out with the mediator. He even volunteered to buy us all dinner, just to get us to the table. Instead you chose to send a whiny note filled with lies to the landlord. He's a grownup and shouldn't have to deal with this bullshit. And neither should we. Of all of us, you, and your business, are by far the most inherently annoying. We've been incredibly tolerant.

Not so much, now, Mr. White Belt Wonderland. Not any more. I didn't start this but I will finish it. You're going down.

The (B)Witch Next Door

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Dear stomach,

Why must you cause me so much pain? Why do you have to problems? Why can't I eat something without getting sick?

-the sick me

 

[Jezebel77]

Dear Biological Clock,
Why did you have to get so loud all of a sudden?? Please quiet down for the next 7 months, then we can discuss it again.
Thanks!
Jez

 

[nh23]

Dear X

Three Doors Down

She said life's a lot to think about sometimes
When you're living in between the lines
And all the stars are sparkling, shine everyday
He said life's so hard to move in sometimes
When it feels like I'm towin' the line
And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way

And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel alone
That's the same road, the same road that I'm on, yeah

He said life's a lot to think about sometimes
When you keep it on between the lines
And everything I want and I want to find one of these days
But what you thought was real in life
Oh, it somehow steer you wrong
And now you just keep trying and trying to find out where you belong
And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel alone
That's the same road, the same road that I'm on

What you thought was real in life, somehow steer you wrong
And now you just keep trying and trying to find where you belong

I know you feel helpless now, I know you feel alone
That's the same road, the same road that I'm on, Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

[Netzach]

Dear Modern Medicine,

Thanks. Because of you (and a few thousand dollars) in about 10 minutes I now have 20/15 vision.

Thankfully,
Not blind anymore

That is pretty cool huh? When they get it right they sure get it right.

I think the heavy numbers of "blind" in the Bible were due to the lack of corrective lenses, think of how many of them were 20/450 or 500.

 

[h_i_s]

.....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear XYC,

You have developed no credibility in this forum. As a matter of fact, in the short time you've been here, you've managed to insult, denigrate, and condescend to more members of this forum than a reasonable person might have thought it possible to do.

Might I suggest that you kill off your current persona, spend a few years developing one that remotely resembles someone having some slight scintilla of intelligence, and then think about returning? After thinking about it, though, use that hard-won sliver of intelligence to decide against it.

Me

 

[Stegral]

Dear X: (self)

Would you hurry up & see he is not good for you?
I know there is alot about him that meets you criteria...
I know he is "almost perfect" but the 2 differences he said really hurt.
You have been single 2 years now (yes... 2) & I know he is just another that ended up hurting you but see him for what he is.. a 2 faced christian. He says YOUR morals are wrong... hell HE left wifey for someone he felt was better but wasn't, He keeps coming to you not the other way 'round, He is the one that isn't forgiving of your religion. You know the scriptures to throw at him but don't do it... don't lower yourself. I know you love the bites from him but be strong... you got the other one out of your system, he can be purged too...bob had lisa... he has brenda to go to once he gets the courage
(or has he already , maybe it is why he isn't "into you" much anymore...)
I wish you would overcome the mental conditioning of needing emotion, go buy some condoms & dams & have some fucking fun, release some tension. I know the animals are a big part of your life but they also are a possibility killer. It is pretty hard to find kink friendly, pagan friendly & reptile friendly ON TOP of everything else on that list & I know you have let alot of the "requirements" be bent or overlooked but it is still a pretty selective list... Geezee girl, you work with guys all day... you KNOW the "offers" you get, go buy some protection & have fun...just don't have at them all or they will think you a slut...
just a few that have stuck through the rough & still want ya
Just do what you have to to get *W* out of your head...
because I KNOW he isn't in your heart...

I want you happy again, please???

Love Me