Dear X:

[DeservingBitch]

Bitch PhD (not me, another one) writes the Ultimate Bra Post, installment 1 and installment 2.

 

[Luvkitty33]

Dear Shoe Stores and Shoemakers,

I have size 10.5 feet. I know I'm not the only one. Whoever made up the rule that stores would carry either just up to size 10 or skip 10.5 and sometimes have an 11? I love shoes!! I would own at least 50 more if you all would carry my size. Women's feet are getting bigger. I'm tired of only being able to get my shoes on-line, or wear shoes that are a little too big or a little too small.

--Me

Unfortunately, I can relate all too well. I used to wear a 10 wide, which made it virtually impossible to find cute shoes, but now I have a similar problem to Homburg's. After my accident caused me to have a pain condition that partially affects the top of my right foot, causing hypersensitivity and sometimes swelling, that foot pretty much requires a different shoe size. I can barely afford to buy one good pair of shoes let alone two. I have tried going up to a size 11, but they look sloppy on me. Only the part near my toes is wide, but my heel is more on the narrow side. All these issues make shoe shopping a chore instead of the fun it used to be.

We should open our OWN shoe store!!

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Dear S

You called and indicated that you missed me. Not surprising in light of all we had shared. Now you want to see me and how did you put is "spank me a little." I'm not sure how I'm going to respond to that but like I said, call me Wednesday and ask again, I give you an answer then.

 

[sexycaz22]

Unfortunately, I can relate all too well. I used to wear a 10 wide, which made it virtually impossible to find cute shoes, but now I have a similar problem to Homburg's. After my accident caused me to have a pain condition that partially affects the top of my right foot, causing hypersensitivity and sometimes swelling, that foot pretty much requires a different shoe size. I can barely afford to buy one good pair of shoes let alone two. I have tried going up to a size 11, but they look sloppy on me. Only the part near my toes is wide, but my heel is more on the narrow side. All these issues make shoe shopping a chore instead of the fun it used to be.

We should open our OWN shoe store!!

*laughs*

OK...I do know what you mean with strange feet size...

For me, one feet is 2.5, the other is 2 so I usually get shoes sized 3, but again like you said and ecstaticsub have said, it is a struggle to find some cutest shoes, sometimes I have to go to children's section to get some nice shoes (but then it is cheaper than adults' ones! )

 

[Luvkitty33]

*laughs*

OK...I do know what you mean with strange feet size...

For me, one feet is 2.5, the other is 2 so I usually get shoes sized 3, but again like you said and ecstaticsub have said, it is a struggle to find some cutest shoes, sometimes I have to go to children's section to get some nice shoes (but then it is cheaper than adults' ones! )

So, do you want to join us in opening up our own sexy shoe store for odd sized feet?

 

[ecstaticsub]

Unfortunately, I can relate all too well. I used to wear a 10 wide, which made it virtually impossible to find cute shoes, but now I have a similar problem to Homburg's. After my accident caused me to have a pain condition that partially affects the top of my right foot, causing hypersensitivity and sometimes swelling, that foot pretty much requires a different shoe size. I can barely afford to buy one good pair of shoes let alone two. I have tried going up to a size 11, but they look sloppy on me. Only the part near my toes is wide, but my heel is more on the narrow side. All these issues make shoe shopping a chore instead of the fun it used to be.

We should open our OWN shoe store!!

Seriously, I have thought of it. I want to open a shoe store that carries sexy, comfortable quality made shoes in hard to find sizes. Some of the better shoe companies do make not as popular shoe sizes but the big department stores refuse to carry them.

 

[bholderman]

My wife goes to a number of plus size womens stores and Ive always been surprised in their lack of footwear options. Seems like a neglected aspect of the "genre."

Get it started ladies, you can call the line "Lits" or something, I can see it now.

Seriously, I have thought of it. I want to open a shoe store that carries sexy, comfortable quality made shoes in hard to find sizes. Some of the better shoe companies do make not as popular shoe sizes but the big department stores refuse to carry them.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Dear X,

You know, this may come as a surprise to you, but not everyone wants to hear about your "problems" all the fucking time. As a matter of fact, I don't give a shit about them at any time.

Have you ever heard of Narcissistic Personality Disorder ? Histrionic Personality Disorder? (Linkage for anyone who's wondering what the hell I'm talking about.) They're two different things, but they occur together quite often. Might want to look into that.

~Me

OUCH!

 

[sexycaz22]

So, do you want to join us in opening up our own sexy shoe store for odd sized feet?

What an awesome idea!

 

[h_i_s]

It is very hard to find sexy shoes when your feet are big or sexy clothes when your ass is big.

At least my shoes are just a 9.

Or when your feet are too small...
or when your ass is too small.

Had both those problems for so very long......
Then the feet thing resolved.

And finally, I was so relieved to not have a size 0 ass any more...
Then, I was ecstatic to not have a size 1 ass.
Finally it was unmeasurable bliss to no longer have a size 2 ass.
Couldn't stop staring at my own ass once it reached size 3.

Ok. Went shopping for new jeans today.
My ass is a size 4 now.

STOP !
RED RED RED RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BiBunny]

Dear Sinn,

I will be very happy to trade ass sizes with you.

~Bunny

 

[h_i_s]

Dear Sinn,

I will be very happy to trade ass sizes with you.

~Bunny

If we are going to be trading stuff.....
can I have just one of your taa taas please?

hehehehe

 

[BiBunny]

If we are going to be trading stuff.....
can I have just one of your taa taas please?

hehehehe

I think we can work out a good trade here!

 

[northwoods_sub]

Another blessed woman!
32 B
I think I'll just leave now...
.

I feel your pain Puman

34 A here.

Just




depressing.

 

[DeservingBitch]

OK -- if we're all complaining about our bodies, i'll jump in the train.

My boobs used to be a 34C from 16yo up to 2 years ago. Now, I'm lucky if I can fill a 32B. My mother and two sisters all have big boobs. And I've got nothing.

I want my boobies back.

 

[nh23]

I feel your pain Puman

34 A here.

Just




depressing.

I'll trade you in a second. I have 38 I's

 

[BiBunny]

Dear Lit,

I am not a sub. I'm not a Domme, either, for that matter. I'm a switch who likes to bottom and Top. I'm sorry if I'm not submissive enough for you. I'm sorry if I'm not Dommely enough for you. I'm sorry if that makes me less "real" (whatever the hell that means) in your eyes, but I have no desire to get in a "Who's Dommelier/subbier?" pissing contest with you.

~Me

P.S. Switches have the most fun, anyway.

 

[intothewoods]

Dear Lit,

I am not a sub. I'm not a Domme, either, for that matter. I'm a switch who likes to bottom and Top. I'm sorry if I'm not submissive enough for you. I'm sorry if I'm not Dommely enough for you. I'm sorry if that makes me less "real" (whatever the hell that means) in your eyes, but I have no desire to get in a "Who's Dommelier/subbier?" pissing contest with you.

~Me

P.S. Switches have the most fun, anyway.

It's cool, baybay. I love you just the way you are, and I think Lit does too.

 

[intothewoods]

Dear Lit,

I like Doms, subs, slaves, real subs, real slaves, switches, bottoms, tops, and Shank. Seriously, does he have a category? Anyway, I like discussion and disagreement. Then again, I am Jewish. Comes with the territory.

love,
intothewoods

 

[BiBunny]

It's cool, baybay. I love you just the way you are, and I think Lit does too.

I love you, too. I think you're one of those folks who understands where I'm coming from, anyway.

 

[intothewoods]

I love you, too. I think you're one of those folks who understands where I'm coming from, anyway.

I love you more! I've had a bit of wine, ahem. It also helps that you are hot.

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear X,

Did you forget to pay the web hosting bill, or did someone on the night time cleaning crew unplug the server again?

Just wondering.

Y

 

[Homburg]

Dear Lit,

I like Doms, subs, slaves, real subs, real slaves, switches, bottoms, tops, and Shank. Seriously, does he have a category? Anyway, I like discussion and disagreement. Then again, I am Jewish. Comes with the territory.

love,
intothewoods

Shank = Shank. He defies categorisation.

And switches are cool. Fuck em, they're just jealous =)

 

[myinnerslut]

Dear A,

do we have to do this again? we never get anywhere? we argue. we both get upset. false promises get made. nothing ever gets accomplished. must we go down this road again? either do what you say your going to do or just let me be content to know that its one promise that will never get fulfilled.i came to terms with it over a year ago. so really, must we do this again?

*yourpuppy*

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear A,

Don't be a liar. Keep your promises. You'll be happier for it.

Y