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intothewoods said:
Wha-wha-what? Hmmm...what would you know him in...he's British...remember that movie with Jennifer Anniston that was out a while back, where he meets her on a train, they get robbed and attacked, yada yada? He was also in Closer, I think it was called, with Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman. He was a bad guy/assasin type in the first Bourne movie. Ring any bells?

Oy vey.
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LOL

I never knew you were Jewish.

I sadly don't recall too many actors by name.
 
This is a letter that I should have written a couple of years ago.

To all those who put and beat me down with hate:

You lost. I made it without your help.

Sincerely,
The guy who might save your life one day.

(I could go into detail in the letter, but I hear brevity is a good trait.) :eek:
 
Tsk, tsk tsk...

Dear Arse Plunderer,

I sincerely hope that you really arrr mentally ill, 'cause if yer not, and you really arrr the biggest arsehole I've ever known; God is going to catch wind of this.

And when God does, yer prolly goin' straight to Hell matey!

This has been a public service announcement from:

Yer Naughty Literotica pirate.

I'm having way too much fun with this thread today.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy024.gif
 
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Dear X
Im so worried that Ill never get over you. I keep trying... but no luck... each day I see things that remind me of you... remind me of our days and nights together... I hope truly you are happy with the outcome...
 
Dear X,

I never can manage enough self control.

Umm.... :rolleyes: Nevermind.

Sincerely,

Ophelia
 
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Dear People, Particularly Horse Owners, In Southern California,

There's nothing quite like natural (or in this case, not-so-natural, as they were started by arsonists) disasters to make us all feel that our concerns are petty and horrid. Fire is, without question, my biggest fear and worst nightmare. I can't imagine what you're going through.

I've been reading on my horse message boards about people with horses who are being forced to evacuate. Those who don't have time to load their horses on their or someone else's trailer are having to turn them loose in the mountains and hope that they will be all right and will find their way back again once this is all over. People who don't have trailers have to either ride their horses out or wait for others to come get them. Then, they have to find a safe place that will accept large animals.

I love my horses more than life itself. I can't imagine not knowing what to do, can't imagine having to turn them loose in hopes that they can take care of themselves. I can't imagine the horror and the fear these people are feeling right now.

Many people who have trucks and trailers and have already gotten their horses to safety have been going back to help those without trailers. God bless them. I know right now where there's a truck and trailer combo that could haul out six horses at a time. Too bad it's at my parents' house in Lower Alabama. I couldn't tell you how many times in the past couple of days I've said to myself, "If only I were closer, I would help."

My thoughts and prayers are with everyone in that area, horse people or not. The horsey folks have my utmost respect for doing the best they can to help their animals in an emergency situation. I only wish there were something I could do.

~Randi,
Who'll Hug Her Horses Extra-Closely The Next Time She Sees Them

P.S. My God, now I'm hearing about the people who can't get out and are having to stay with their homes and animals while the fires approach and hope that they can keep everyone safe. I simply can't imagine. More prayers for them. :(
 
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Dear X,

I will never give up my secrets matey. Yill hafta kill me ferst!

X marks the spot! Ahoy!

Sincerely,

Yer Naughty Literotica pirate
 
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Aarrggh.

Dear X,

Because of me conscience I mest remind yi to take a carrrre of his diabetes. As yi well know, drinkin' too meny milkshaaaakes overrr long perrriods of time cause some serious shrinkage! And yer landlubber can'na afford to lose any more inches!!!

This has been a public service announcement courtesy of:

Your Naughty Literotica pirate.
 
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Dear X...

Please. Stop. Need. Depends.

i love your sense of humor, babe.

Love,

Me.
 
Dear X,

You do not need to evade me, or act as if you are not there. I do not bother you, nor have I called you out on it. I personally think it is very juvenile. You might want to consider growing up before you try to participate in adult roles.



Thanks
 
Dear X,

You are a punk and I am very happy with you.

Take care of you please and remember that your place is permanent and that I will never be anything but supportive.

I will keep your spot warm and am sending you my best...

me
 
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