Dear X:

[LunarKitten]

Dear valued restaurant customer:

I do realize that 10% is good enough for God, but this ain't church, and you ain't tithing.

I work 40 hours a week on my feet in a high-stress fast-paced environment. Being a waitress demands the ability to multi-task, think on your feet and be nice to very callous and rude people when you really don't want to. I am not an idiot so don't treat me like one. I don't come to your office and treat YOU like shit 'cause you sit on your ass all day, do I?

If you do not call ahead to tell us that you have 15 people coming with you to eat, don't get pissed off if we can't find a place for you to sit RIGHT AWAY.

If you come in with 15 people, don't leave me 5 dollars. In fact, if you leave less than a buck or two per person, I WILL remember you next time you come in and stomp on your steak before serving it to you.

If you come in with five people and we seat you in a table suitable for five people, do not call ten more of your friends and expect us to seat them with you.

Waitresses have only certain tables in certain sections of a restaurant. The seating chart is rotational, that means one server gets sat, then the next, then the next. If you want a booth, and we seat you at a table, try not to be so pissy about it. Moving you to a booth could possibly double-seat a server, and cause you to get bad service.

When you get a to-go order, tip your hostess or whoever takes it a buck or two. They are just as busy as everyone else in a restaurant and deserve your kindness.

Servers make $2.13 an hour. That means that after claiming tips and taxes, I don't see a paycheck...EVER. I pay my bills on the tips you give me. Five or six bucks isn't that hard to give up, is it? I have rent, too...just like you.

Don't be rude to me just because you had a bad day. I am human and deserve the same respect that you expect.

If you come into a restaurant with 8 or more people and get gratuity added to your ticket, don't yell at your server. We have to, it's restaurant policy and the only way we're GUARANTEED to make any money off you.

I thought this letter was worth a bump

As a former waitress, I never leave less than 5 bucks, even if I'm the only one eating.

 

[Betticus]

Dear bitches:

Thanks in advance for the tandem blowjob you're about to give me. You guys are just swell.



M

*sniff* that was beautiful..

 

[wenchhh]

Dear R,

FUCK YOU for dropping into my life uninvited, with your coy little "I've been searching for you since our first/last kiss when we were 14" email, for stealing my heart, gaining my trust, showing me what it could have been like, and then changing your mind. FUCK YOU for being the only boy/man who has ever dumped *me*, and for not respecting my wishes all those years ago. Thank you, for blindfolding me and tying me up that time, for making me follow commands, and igniting this submissive fire that I didn't know I possessed. FUCK you for not seeing it thru, you candy assed, self absorbed, brilliant, geeky, sensual son of a bitch. I gave you my heart, you took it, had your way with it, and then gave it back, and thus tarnishing it, for anyone else who may ever come along. I'll never trust like that again you FUCKTARD. Please... contact me, proposition me, tell me you're back to stay.... so that I can tell you to eat shit and die, and FUCK YOU!

 

[Betticus]

Dear B.,

Since it's been two weeks since I came to you with my concerns, and you have yet to find the testicular fortitude to even SPEAK to me, I suppose this is the end. Yeah, thanks for that. I'm such a quiet and introverted person, and I have such a hard time trusting people that you should know that me finally getting the nerve to come talk to you about what's been bothering me was a HUGE act of trust. It breaks my heart that you would just treat that kind of trust so cavalierly. Of course, this whole "relationship" of ours has been one great big fucking disappointment after another, so I don't know why I'm surprised. You're obviously not the man I thought you were.

I love you so much, and there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do for you. I assure you, one day you WILL wake up, and you WILL realize what a fool you've been. I just hope that when you come crawling back to me, begging me to forgive you for being such an idiot, I'll be able to say, "Fuck you, you fat, chickenshitted bastard."

~Randi

(Sorry about that ugly letter there, y'all. I'm really angry/sad/bitter right now.)

*hug*

 

[the_pet]

Dear X

You're not spanking me nearly enough. You are completely NOT satisfying me. If i have to just suck your dick and have you fuck me one more time i'll SCREAM!

 

[BiBunny]

*hug*

Thank you. *Hugs back*

 

[the_pet]

Dear Lit

for all those here who's heart is breaking/broken/hurting

for all those here who are too tough to talk about it

for all those here who are lucky enough to be at peace or at play


pet

 

[HottieMama]

Dear X,

i can't stop smiling...and giggling. It's really getting quite ridiculous, so could you please just stop being so damn adorable? **giggle** And could you please do something about this pesky little problem i have of "melting" every time we talk? **giggles again**......... On the other hand....nevermind. Keep it up. You have turned me into a warm puddle of babygirl goo....and I FUCKING LOVE IT. **giggle**

 

[satindesire]

I thought this letter was worth a bump

As a former waitress, I never leave less than 5 bucks, even if I'm the only one eating.

Thank you honey. I do the same thing.

It's so amazing to see how many people in my hometown are completely blind and ignorant to how crappily they tip. I am so sick of getting 1-2 dollars from a three-top whose ticket was nearly 40 bucks ! This happens to me on a daily basis (working 6 days a week now!) and I want to wear a T-shirt that says "TIPPING IS NOT A CITY IN CHINA!!!"

Honestly, people. If you go to a restaurant, and your server does a good job of taking care of you...return the favor.

And this may sound harsh, but if you can't afford to tip, you should be eating McDonald's.

 

[jadefirefly]

Dear Everyone,

It is hereby and henceforth illegal to follow the words, "I'm a massage therapy student" (or any variation thereof) with any suggestion, however veiled, implied, or blatant, that you are now our best friends. You were previously not a friend to begin with, or this information wouldn't have been new to you!

It is also illegal to follow the abovementioned words with any suggestion, however veiled, implied, or blatant, that the job description of "massage therapist" is merely a euphemism for something you might enjoy more. You may discover that it's a euphemism for shoving your head so far up your ass you'll be finding shit in your Kleenex for a week.

Thank you for your understanding.

 

[neonflux]

I thought this letter was worth a bump

Originally Posted by satindesire
Dear valued restaurant customer:

I do realize that 10% is good enough for God, but this ain't church, and you ain't tithing.

I work 40 hours a week on my feet in a high-stress fast-paced environment. Being a waitress demands the ability to multi-task, think on your feet and be nice to very callous and rude people when you really don't want to. I am not an idiot so don't treat me like one. I don't come to your office and treat YOU like shit 'cause you sit on your ass all day, do I?

If you do not call ahead to tell us that you have 15 people coming with you to eat, don't get pissed off if we can't find a place for you to sit RIGHT AWAY.

If you come in with 15 people, don't leave me 5 dollars. In fact, if you leave less than a buck or two per person, I WILL remember you next time you come in and stomp on your steak before serving it to you.

If you come in with five people and we seat you in a table suitable for five people, do not call ten more of your friends and expect us to seat them with you.

Waitresses have only certain tables in certain sections of a restaurant. The seating chart is rotational, that means one server gets sat, then the next, then the next. If you want a booth, and we seat you at a table, try not to be so pissy about it. Moving you to a booth could possibly double-seat a server, and cause you to get bad service.

When you get a to-go order, tip your hostess or whoever takes it a buck or two. They are just as busy as everyone else in a restaurant and deserve your kindness.

Servers make $2.13 an hour. That means that after claiming tips and taxes, I don't see a paycheck...EVER. I pay my bills on the tips you give me. Five or six bucks isn't that hard to give up, is it? I have rent, too...just like you.

Don't be rude to me just because you had a bad day. I am human and deserve the same respect that you expect.

If you come into a restaurant with 8 or more people and get gratuity added to your ticket, don't yell at your server. We have to, it's restaurant policy and the only way we're GUARANTEED to make any money off you.​

As a former waitress, I never leave less than 5 bucks, even if I'm the only one eating.

As someone who worked her way through college by waitressing, all I can say is here! here! Neon

 

[satindesire]

As someone who worked her way through college by waitressing, all I can say is here! here! Neon

*sniff sniff* Ya'll...all chokin' me up like this.

You're awesome.

Thank you.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Dear Dommy,

Would it be asking to much that you permit me to type an email to a friend and make the occasional post without rubbing yourself up against me. It makes typing so very difficult . I like nothing better than for you to be happy and with the exception of last night when you decided to play peek a boo around the laptop screen lid and bit me leaving the keyboard garnished with blood I am fairly amiable. You desire meals at odd hours I have never declined .You laid sprawled on the bed the entire time of the laundry fire , I never complained . You know the answer , I was just happy in the knowledge that you were safe and content.

You know I love you dearly and fret when you are out or gone too long. It's the 'price'. Could you have a more devoted submissive than I ?

Please I beg of you nay beseech you. I am requesting a hard limit at almost inhaling your tail when you insist on launching yourself against me when I log into Lit. I know I am an ungrateful fool and it's all about you . I know this is your way of telling me "enough Lit time sweetheart let's make with the kitty nibbles".

I will try to be more worthy and patient and ummn stuff .

Love Rebecca

 

[Blushing Bottom]

That's a big ditto.

...but when I waited tables I made 99 cents an hour and my feel will never be the same after almost 5 years of 40-50 hours a week of that and college.

As someone who worked her way through college by waitressing, all I can say is here! here! Neon

 

[DomWharfsBitch]

Dear M

Well I should have known...After a wonderful day yesterday I am brought right back down to earth... Had such a good time with you yesterday and now today not had any time with you..A 2 minute convo....

 

[minx1]

Dear M

Well I should have known...After a wonderful day yesterday I am brought right back down to earth... Had such a good time with you yesterday and now today not had any time with you..A 2 minute convo....

*hugs* I bet he hates it as much as you hon eh. Hope you get more time together tomorrow

 

[HottieMama]

Dear X...

**giggle**


Love,

Me

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Dearest You,

There are no words to describe how You make me feel.

...sincerely

...cordially

...passionately

...OK erotically Yours

d

 

[neonflux]

Dear X,

First, I want to say that I have great appreciation for all you do to keep the office together. Second, we can do without you when you are sick. Please, next time, stay home so that you don't infect the rest of us, especially during a crunch time! . You won't be stuck here looking for all the world like a half-drowned cat when you could be in bed. And we will stay well. We promise to be here when you get back.

~S

 

[BiBunny]

Dear B.,

You are not the man I thought you were. You promised me that you would never just walk out of my life, but that's exactly what you've done, with no explanation or anything. Apparently, over a year's worth of commitment to this relationship wasn't even worth a backwards glance. I love you so much. How could you?

~Randi

 

[DomWharfsBitch]

Dear M

Thank you for such an amazing night last night..So wonderful to hear your voice and to talk and talk..It was so hard to hang up with you and I hated to do it but I knew you wanted me to get my rest...Thank you again for everything!

Love
B

 

[Perfect_Trust]

Dear Mr X Wannabee,

Thank you for showing your true colours BEFORE we got started. I do not like whining little fuckwits who play mind games then pass the buck to me. I should know, I lived with one for five years.

He nearly fucked me up, I will NOT allow you to do the same.

You make out you're such a big man on the forums we both post on. You assume anyone you talk to is honoured. Well guess what? You can take that honour and shove it right up your arse, I no longer require it.

You may be good looking, but you are insecure and childish. I don't want people like you in my life.

Never yours,

PT

 

[Blushing Bottom]

PS...

You didn't step up to the plate and now what we had is history.

d

 

[LunarKitten]

CP,

I love you.

lunar

 

[neonflux]

Dear A, C, J, T, T, F, and R,

You are fabulous! Thank you for working so hard and giving so much of yourselves. Every challenge you take on with enthusiasm and master with skill. The open house worked because of you and the clinic will also work because of you and the youth you serve will be better off because of it. All of you have charm, intelligence, creativity, compassion, exhibit grace under fire and are tremendously fun to work with. I am so, so proud of you, and proud to work with you.

Thank you for all you are and all you give!
Neon