fishercat
Dreamer of Dreams
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- Sep 22, 2007
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Some days I think men should be like toasters
Oh yeah, cheap, easily replaced, and recyclable.

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Some days I think men should be like toasters


Dear women of the world,
I'm sorry there are so many fucktards and bastards out there. If the technology were available, I'd clone a million of myself and let you have me for only 4 payments of 39.99 each plus shipping and handling. Upkeep would be on your dime, but there would be a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee.
But since there is only one me, I can't be there for ALL of you, and I regret that.
Dayum.![]()
omg LOLDear women of the world,
I'm sorry there are so many fucktards and bastards out there. If the technology were available, I'd clone a million of myself and let you have me for only 4 payments of 39.99 each plus shipping and handling. Upkeep would be on your dime, but there would be a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee.
But since there is only one me, I can't be there for ALL of you, and I regret that.
Dayum.![]()

Dear women of the world,
I'm sorry there are so many fucktards and bastards out there. If the technology were available, I'd clone a million of myself and let you have me for only 4 payments of 39.99 each plus shipping and handling. Upkeep would be on your dime, but there would be a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee.
But since there is only one me, I can't be there for ALL of you, and I regret that.
Dayum.![]()
When we forfeit part of us, we lose all of us.
Stick to your guns. Even being single has a time limit.
Like I told Betticus..take this time to learn more about yourself. What you like. Where your limits lie and where you draw the line at compromise.
Become a more purposful and focused you.
So when "He" comes along...you're ready for Him.
Oh yeah, cheap, easily replaced, and recyclable.![]()
Dear women of the world,
I'm sorry there are so many fucktards and bastards out there. If the technology were available, I'd clone a million of myself and let you have me for only 4 payments of 39.99 each plus shipping and handling. Upkeep would be on your dime, but there would be a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee.
But since there is only one me, I can't be there for ALL of you, and I regret that.
Dayum.![]()

Dear women of the world,
I'm sorry there are so many fucktards and bastards out there. If the technology were available, I'd clone a million of myself and let you have me for only 4 payments of 39.99 each plus shipping and handling. Upkeep would be on your dime, but there would be a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee.
But since there is only one me, I can't be there for ALL of you, and I regret that.
Dayum.![]()
