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Dear X:

I did get a PM from a lurker once (I assume it was female) who wanted to know exactly how slick my willie was . . . :rolleyes:
 
Dear Cat,

Do you even know why you bite everything and everyone? No? That is because you are insane. Please stop being so psychotic all of the time. I understand that all cats are insane, but you take it too far.
 
damppanties said:
I should let him know you worry about him. :p
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Srsly. He was special. I still want his cock. Sigh.

tickledkitty said:
I'm sure. Wonder where our bf has gotten to lately? :D
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I've been out searching for the coat Hillary Clinton wore whilst deplaning in Tokyo. When I finally lighted on it, some bitch reached for it at the same time and then pulled off her heel, waved it in my face and started screaming at me. Gawd.
 
sadangel said:
Dear all you X's.
If I get one more damn PM asking me "why so sad" I'm gonna reach through the monitor and choke the living shit out of you. It is a damn username. It doesn't mean I'm sad. It doesn't mean I'm an angel. Please go fuck yourselves. It wasn't funny the first time and it isn't funny the 1000th time either.

Signed
madangel (There is that better!!):mad:
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I got the point. I'll now only ask in emails, on the board and in spam mails "why so sad".


;)
 
Tarakin said:
I got the point. I'll now only ask in emails, on the board and in spam mails "why so sad".


;)
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Invisaman...you SO know that I wasn't referring to you!! I'm talking about those 1 post wonders that think it is cute!!

<hugs Tarakin>:kiss:
 
Dear X,

I absolutely have no tolerance for people that say one thing and do another...

I hate people that are not truthful about their feelings...even if they aren't warm and fuzzy...I don't care, just be honest. I am a big girl and I can deal with it.

Just say what is on your fucking mind and then it can be dealt with...it's not that difficult.

Oh, and while I am at it, here is me being honest with YOU...
Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Arg!!!:mad::catroar:

Big sigh of relief...I feel better now.
 
Dear X,

I find that I have very little left to say. Somehow, as I have grown older, I have come to value silence more than I did in my youth. When I hear you do nothing but talk, talk, talk, my mind begins to shut down and I drift away. Far away.

LA
 
lesbiaphrodite said:
Dear X,

I find that I have very little left to say. Somehow, as I have grown older, I have come to value silence more than I did in my youth. When I hear you do nothing but talk, talk, talk, my mind begins to shut down and I drift away. Far away.

LA
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Hugs.
I so undesrstand this!!:rose:
 
bluebell7 said:
Srsly. He was special. I still want his cock. Sigh.
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Such a ho. :rolleyes:

bluebell7 said:
I've been out searching for the coat Hillary Clinton wore whilst deplaning in Tokyo. When I finally lighted on it, some bitch reached for it at the same time and then pulled off her heel, waved it in my face and started screaming at me. Gawd.
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Darling, YOU are the bff. HE is the bf. Sheesh. :rolleyes: Try to keep up.
 
tickledkitty said:
It took me a while too. I was thinking it was some ultra-clever bloobsism that I just didn't get. :D
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I would be seriously worried if ya got everything Bluebs says. Complete understanding of every Bluebism is a sign of the end of the world as we know it... ;)
 
Dear X,

If you're going to give me the hormonal balance of a nineteen year old, why do you leave me to wander in the desert?
 
Safe_Bet said:
I would be seriously worried if ya got everything Bluebs says. Complete understanding of every Bluebism is a sign of the end of the world as we know it... ;)
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Thank goodness— for a while there, I was beginning to think it was just me. The Bleubs is truly wonderous and an absolute benificence to orbiting mortals but there are times when her Delphic utterances leave me to ponder if a consultation with Pythia might be easier. ;)


 
tickledkitty said:
Dear X:

Today is the day I take my life back. I will shrug off this cloak of grief that has been my constant companion for 11 days, and I will NOT cry for you anymore. I will put a Band-aid over the wound in my heart and move forward. I can't change how I feel, but I can change what I do about it.

You want to turn your phone off? Fine. I turn mine off too. I will not wait for you to call. I will not look for you. I will not let you hurt me with your absence anymore.

Yes, oh, yes, I screwed up. I know that. I've admitted it, and I've apologized more than once. I don't know what else I can do. You can forgive me or not. The choice is yours. Perhaps you could take a look at your own part in all this, as well. I didn't get to this place alone.

I will move forward. I will have friends. I will have fun. I will let you go if that is what I need to do.

You may never read this, and that is fine. I write it for myself.

I love you, but I take my life back today.

TK
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:rose: *hugs*

sadangel said:
Dear all you X's.
If I get one more damn PM asking me "why so sad" I'm gonna reach through the monitor and choke the living shit out of you. It is a damn username. It doesn't mean I'm sad. It doesn't mean I'm an angel. Please go fuck yourselves. It wasn't funny the first time and it isn't funny the 1000th time either.

Signed
madangel (There is that better!!):mad:
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People so need to learn to read. I think they think they're being helpful in a way but really...

tickledkitty said:
Or if they can tickle your kitty. :D
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I get asked if the "Kat" in my name means I'm a sex kitten... :rolleyes:

Tarakin said:
I got the point. I'll now only ask in emails, on the board and in spam mails "why so sad".


;)
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*pounce* Tarakin!!!!

lesbiaphrodite said:
Dear X,

I find that I have very little left to say. Somehow, as I have grown older, I have come to value silence more than I did in my youth. When I hear you do nothing but talk, talk, talk, my mind begins to shut down and I drift away. Far away.

LA
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:rose: *hugs* I understand that too.
 
Katyusha said:
I get asked if the "Kat" in my name means I'm a sex kitten... :rolleyes:
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Gee - the more I read these, the more I'm glad I picked a colour for my name!!
Mind you, i still get some silly PMs, but far less since I switched all my stories over to another s/n...

x
V
 
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