Dear Sweet Raina...

[k¡tty]

Might you be available for several hours this evening to receive a phone call from me?

I wonder if you miss my voice, as much as I miss yours.

I wonder if you miss hearing my irrepressible giggles, as much as I miss your dainty like laughter.

So would it be possible for me to ring you up tonight so that I may torture you over your erotic sex dreams of your boss to tease you about your co-worker who loves to taunt you with his picker?


With much love and sincerity, forever your grrlfriend


kitty

 

[Raina]

Dear kitty,

I would love to hear your dulcet tones this evening. Please refrain from mentioning the the grotesque fingernail though.


With much anticipation,
Raina

 

[Carp]

Might you be available for several hours this evening to receive a phone call from me?

I wonder if you miss my voice, as much as I miss yours.

I wonder if you miss hearing my irrepressible giggles, as much as I miss your dainty like laughter.

So would it be possible for me to ring you up tonight so that I may torture you over your erotic sex dreams of your boss to tease you about your co-worker who loves to taunt you with his picker?


With much love and sincerity, forever your grrlfriend


kitty

Can we make this a threeway?

 

[k¡tty]

Darling Raina,


You ask the impossible of me, but I shall try to do my very best.
O;-)

Does this mean that I can discuss your latest erotic dreams? And the star of them?

When will be a convienant time for me to establish contact with you?


Overly titillated,

kitty

 

[k¡tty]

Re: Re: Dear Sweet Raina...

Can we make this a threeway?

Dear sweet fishy who now prefers flowers over felines,


I do happen to have 3-way calling but have yet attempted to use it. If someone would be so kind and helpful to explain how we can make such possible, I'd be forever grateful.



Clawingly yours,

kitty

 

[Raina]

Darling Raina,


You ask the impossible of me, but I shall try to do my very best.
O;-)

Does this mean that I can discuss your latest erotic dreams? And the star of them?

When will be a convienant time for me to establish contact with you?


Overly titillated,

kitty

Dearest titillated kitty,

You can call me any time after 7pm MST. You have the digits?

If I had had any erotic dreams lately, we surely could discuss them, however, I am sorely lacking in that department as of late. Perhaps you can provide me with some inspiration.

Hoping for a muse,
Raina





Dear Carp,

While I am sure that I would enjoy a three-way with you and the kitty, I'm not sure if she can operate her phone properly.

Raina

 

[Carp]

Dearest titillated kitty,

You can call me any time after 7pm MST. You have the digits?

If I had had any erotic dreams lately, we surely could discuss them, however, I am sorely lacking in that department as of late. Perhaps you can provide me with some inspiration.

Hoping for a muse,
Raina





Dear Carp,

While I am sure that I would enjoy a three-way with you and the kitty, I'm not sure if she can operate her phone properly.

Raina

Well. That leaves only one option. Kitty and I will be flying out to see you.

 

[k¡tty]

Museless Raina,

I have just confirmed that I still have the numbers to which I am to dial in order to hear your melodic voice.

I will inform anyone who happens to ring me up, this evening, that I have made other plans for the night.


I can tell you all about my latest sexual excapades and conquests, but my imagination has been lacking lately and I"m unsure if I can make any up for you.


Impatiently yours,

kitty

 

[Raina]

Well. That leaves only one option. Kitty and I will be flying out to see you.

Dear Carp,

In that case, I will call the man with the icky picker and have him work my shift. What time will you be here?

Watching the skies for flying fish and kitties,
Raina

 

[k¡tty]

Well. That leaves only one option. Kitty and I will be flying out to see you.

Beloved and recently fiscally improved Carp,

I'm not picky, coach is fine by me. I'll even behave and not complain about the inflight movie.

Submissively yours,

kitty

 

[Raina]

Museless Raina,

I have just confirmed that I still have the numbers to which I am to dial in order to hear your melodic voice.

I will inform anyone who happens to ring me up, this evening, that I have made other plans for the night.


I can tell you all about my latest sexual excapades and conquests, but my imagination has been lacking lately and I"m unsure if I can make any up for you.


Impatiently yours,

kitty

Kitty my lurve,

Your imagination is as fertile as ever, I'm sure. You will no doubt tantalize me with hints of your past exploits.

Be warned however, that I am in a terrible mood and I may spend the evening bitching to you about my most malodorous cow-orker.

Cranky and spitting nails,
Raina

 

[Carp]

Kitty my lurve,

Your imagination is as fertile as ever, I'm sure. You will no doubt tantalize me with hints of your past exploits.

Be warned however, that I am in a terrible mood and I may spend the evening bitching to you about my most malodorous cow-orker.

Cranky and spitting nails,
Raina

You have a stinky co worker? Get your boss to tell him/her to take a shower...

 

[k¡tty]

Kitty my lurve,

Your imagination is as fertile as ever, I'm sure. You will no doubt tantalize me with hints of your past exploits.

Be warned however, that I am in a terrible mood and I may spend the evening bitching to you about my most malodorous cow-orker.

Cranky and spitting nails,
Raina

Gentle and sweet like the rain,

I will do my best to please you with tales, real or imagined, to uplift your grumpy ass mood.

We can share a mutual bitchfest, your skanky coworker and the sleezy, greedy, thieving almost formerly known as Mr. kitty.

Cootering-less,

kitty

 

[Raina]

You have a stinky co worker? Get your boss to tell him/her to take a shower...

Don't get me started. There's a whole thread around here somewhere. He's not only stinky, he has a creepy, weird, fingernail....Ugh...nevermind. The point is, he's an ass-kisser as well. He'll be sure to work for me so I can have a wild threesome with you and kitty.

 

[k¡tty]

You have a stinky co worker? Get your boss to tell him/her to take a shower...

Sensual gill man,


Her biggest issue with her co-worker is over his picker nail. She shivers in fear of him ever poking her with it. It's her cross to bear I'm afraid.

Truly sympathetic to her plight,

kitty

 

[Raina]

Gentle and sweet like the rain,

I will do my best to please you with tales, real or imagined, to uplift your grumpy ass mood.

We can share a mutual bitchfest, your skanky coworker and the sleezy, greedy, thieving almost formerly known as Mr. kitty.

Cootering-less,

kitty

Dear sexually-frustrated kitty,

A bitchfest sounds like just what I need. I await your call with excitement.

For now, I am going to lay my head down and try to improve my mood with a short nap.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Cold and biting like the rain,
Raina

 

[Bidin~Time]

Dearest kitty and Lovely Raina,

Please speak distinctly so that the additions I made to kitty's phone on my last visit won't have to be digitally reworked for me to hear every juicy tidbit.

Anxiously watching the clock, awaiting the transmission,

emi

 

[k¡tty]

Dominatrix Goddess,

We will make sure that our moaning and groaning is audible to your tender ears.

But I wonder why you don't join us instead of sitting idly by and perving inconspicuously?


Curiously,

kitty

 

[Bidin~Time]

Dominatrix Goddess,

We will make sure that our moaning and groaning is audible to your tender ears.

But I wonder why you don't join us instead of sitting idly by and perving inconspicuously?


Curiously,

kitty

My Darling kitten,

I would love to join, however, I had noted that whilst I was out, a certain fish had wiggled his way into your attention. I'm thinking a fish and kitten in the warm soft rain might make for interesting listening. I am therefore, at a loss to find a better reason to pull my seniority in rank.

Please gives his gills a light caress in my stead.

Perving already in my mind,

emi

 

[Blindinthedark]

My most charming ladies,

I would lower myself to the most foul levels to be the mouthpiece of either phone.

Your with great affection
Blind

 

[k¡tty]

Naughty emmaroo,


I must inform you that the gilled one has let it be known that it's his bowling league night and that takes precedence over any chance of hearing the one like the rain and the feral one.

So you are more than welcome to fill in the sudden vacancy.



On pins and needles,


kitty

 

[k¡tty]

Blind when he needs only to turn on the lights,

Why be the mouthpiece when you can be the receiver? ;-)


Flirtatiously,

kitty

 

[Blindinthedark]

My Most Precious Lady,

I am blind thru the light of your beauty.
I exist to share a drop of your passion.

To receive is to give and I would give you all the stars. You need only ask.

Lustfully yours
Blind

 

[k¡tty]

Seeing the light anew,

Thought I greatly appreciate the offer, I wouldn't wish the moon to become lonely without the stars to keep him company during his long nights.


Your lil coquette,

kitty


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