Dear Slut

[Lizzie_Borden]

Thank you. But this being a GB thread, it doesn't end until 1. the ADHD clears the place out, and 2. the floor is properly soaked with teeth, blood and gristly bits of cartilage.

Do you think any of them would find their way over here though?

I'm willing to bet they're scratching their asses and trying to work out where it went...

Heh.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Do you think any of them would find their way over here though?

I'm willing to bet they're scratching their asses and trying to work out where it went...

Heh.

True. I went over there and looked and didn't see a reference to it being moved in the last few GB pages. The frenzied pace over there makes this board looks like banana slug sex, so they may well have forgotten all about it.

I like the butt-scratching image. Especially if I picture orcs.

 

[Mysharona]

Do you think any of them would find their way over here though?

I'm willing to bet they're scratching their asses and trying to work out where it went...

Heh.

Actually lady, this place isn't hard to find, it is still over there just said it moved.

luckily for Domdork I found my one. She is exactly why I came here and now there is no reason for me to stay.

Here you go Domdork, you can have this crap back.
My funny skills showed and impressed and my picture didn't hurt either!

Thanks again Domdork
now go buy some more gerbils and fuck them to death, don't forget to fuck that Fat Wife/400kghusband/dog/cat/new gerbil.

YEEHAWWWWWWWW

 

[RawHumor]

This thread started out in the Personals.

Domzilla wrote the OP and had some women interested, and other people complaining how unreadable it was without any indentation or line breaks.

Then Sharona tried macking on women who replied ot Domzilla's thread, which led Domzilla to flirt with Sharona via a female alt or three.

Then the two of them started square dancing together.

 

[DOMZILLA]

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[slowrimmer]

Do you think any of them would find their way over here though?

I'm willing to bet they're scratching their asses and trying to work out where it went...

Heh.

Awesome Literotica solidarity.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Awesome Literotica solidarity.

What, even though I have no interest in other forums, nor a very good opinion of some of them, I need to show solidarity to all of them?



Horseshit.

 

[where]

Look Sluts!
Even dudes beg me to Dom them.
It's fucking creepy!

Okay then, I love to treat new Sluts to the chance to watch me slap around other 'Doms.'

Battle ME for 'pinks' with format criticism?
Pathetic.
Results matter more in the game I'm playing chumps.
How many PM's and Emails have YOU gotten in the last 24 hours?

ahahahahahahahaha!

*points and laiughs at capt'n cliche*

 

[where]

oh shit... it is just a joke?

I suppose I shold have read the whole thread, huh?

 

[Mysharona]

That experiment went horribly wrong!
Special thanks to MySharona for being a good sport and playing along.
I couldn't have done it without you!
I think unfortunately we taught people how NOT to pick up girls!
I'm not trying to meet anybody BTW so my behavior didn't matter in that respect. I have had threads like this before and think it's funny to be ridiculously arrogant to the women and vicious to the men. You would be surprised how many women respond!
What usually happens is that the men fight back with a couple of posts and go away but this guy decided to hunker down after I went gangster with the fake ID's. Please remember tho, I was being a total dick to everyone before he got there but apparently he didn't read much of it before diving in.
Buyer beware.
You're welcome for the freak show BTW even if it was pearls before swine. Now fuck off until I send for you again. Your Hero Domzilla.

Re: Fuck off Faggot

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mysharona
Get the point fuckhead



come into my shit and ruin it and I turned around and ruined yours




Now fuckoff and don't come back faggot

You shouldn't have messed with me in the first place by sending me fake shit
So now you payed! big time!


CW

CW, you had your beating coming to you and you know why. Spin it any way you like because it's all right there to read. I think it's funny that you are claiming to have met some pretty funny girl perfect for you because the way you acted makes it seem unlikely.
I don't have to worry about how I act because I have already either rejected or had almost every woman that monitors the personals and yes I have used many names to do it.
If you found a girl I bet I've had her and have pics of her already. You just name her city and I'll send you back her story and pics. I'll do this for you because I have no actual hard feelings. There are fewer women here than you think and they just keep private ID's for PMing. I can tell you that none of them are doing this with just 1 guy and almost none of them are very good looking. Why were you reading a man's personal ad anyway? I insulted you for trying to scam my action. I made sure it didn't work didn't I!
If you had authored a hundred threads and had a hundred girls responding to you I would have considered it beneath me to try and scam what interest you were able to create for yourself and that is the difference between us.
You are funny and have a good rap so start one using that and I will show you the respect you never showed me. CW, I told the truth when I said my purpose was not to meet anyone but just to write an outrageous thread. You did succeed in ruining it in the respect that I could have been more creative with it if you hadn't interfered. All you will end up with if you find one anyway is one I've had and that's why you won't have the guts to name a city and find out that I am right!

Look at how he bragged about having so many ladies everyone! Check out what he said about you ladies too! What a low lying snake! You see, I am actually into just meeting one girl and getting to know one girl. Your here to be a fucking pervert.

"If you found a girl I bet I've had her and have pics of her already. "

"You just name her city and I'll send you back her story and pics."

Like I said, fuck off and go fuck your fat wife/husband/dog/cat/gerbil. No lady wants a guy that sends out the stuff she trusted you with to whoever the fuck comes along.

"I can tell you that none of them are doing this with just 1 guy and almost none of them are very good looking."

Are you ladies getting what kind of guy your interested in? And your welcome for the warning

 

[Mysharona]

Re: Fuck off Faggot

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CW, you had your beating coming to you and you know why. Spin it any way you like because it's all right there to read. I think it's funny that you are claiming to have met some pretty funny girl perfect for you because the way you acted makes it seem unlikely.
I don't have to worry about how I act because I have already either rejected or had almost every woman that monitors the personals and yes I have used many names to do it.
If you found a girl I bet I've had her and have pics of her already. You just name her city and I'll send you back her story and pics. I'll do this for you because I have no actual hard feelings. There are fewer women here than you think and they just keep private ID's for PMing. I can tell you that none of them are doing this with just 1 guy and almost none of them are very good looking. Why were you reading a man's personal ad anyway? I insulted you for trying to scam my action. I made sure it didn't work didn't I!
If you had authored a hundred threads and had a hundred girls responding to you I would have considered it beneath me to try and scam what interest you were able to create for yourself and that is the difference between us.
You are funny and have a good rap so start one using that and I will show you the respect you never showed me. CW, I told the truth when I said my purpose was not to meet anyone but just to write an outrageous thread. You did succeed in ruining it in the respect that I could have been more creative with it if you hadn't interfered. All you will end up with if you find one anyway is one I've had and that's why you won't have the guts to name a city and find out that I am right!
++++++++++

What Dommie pmed me
and again your welcome for the warning ladies

 

[MissHoney]

oh shit... it is just a joke?

I suppose I shold have read the whole thread, huh?

Today's scene!
Staring Mysharona (who doesn't yet know he wants to be a girl)
Domzilla (the kid just minding his own business)
Molly Ringwald (Prom Queen)
Judd Nelson (the Criminal)
Ally Sheedy (the nut case)
Anthony M. Hall (the Geek)
Emilio Estevez (the Jock)

They've all been sent to Saturday detention for various reasons. Mysharona and Prom Queen Molly was sent for being catty and causing some poor kid to want to hang herself. Domzilla was sent because the noose he had in his locker caught on fire from an electrical spark that started from his makeshift elephant lamp. The others are there for the same ole same ole crap that teacher's deem necessary to teach lessons.

What will end up being surprising is that the classmates will walk out of that detention as the worst of enemies as they truly begin to understand the reasons behind why they are the way they are. It takes a bit of pot to do that, but for whatever reason, the audience is shown that the reason Mysharona was so mean to Domzilla is that secretly he was in love with him and the way he tried to fool himself was to turn it around and project it as hate.

As the dope begins to take effect we see that Mysharona makes a pass that could be taken as anything but towards Domzilla. Domzilla is right away offended and punches Mysharona in the face at which point we see him cry, rant, and rave like a girl (we've all already witnessed this btw) and starts to flail his arms and stomp his feet. His cowboy boots make a particularly loud sound causing the Principal Richard Vernon to come in and individually brag about his 34,000$ salary while cutting each kid down as to why they are losers.

The jock involves himself by telling the two of them to knock it off as he doesn't want the principal to come in again and give them shit. While that is happening we see Mysharona try and grab the Jock and put his hand down his pants at which point the Jock (being an expert in wrestling and in cool tights) flips him over and punches him in the face. The criminal seeing this runs to the aid of Mysharona and helps him up and while he is doing that, Mysharona grabs him by the back of his head and tries to kiss him. After that John Bender punches him in the face and knees him in the groin. Mysharona falls back and immediately falls for the Criminal as he likes it rough.

Both the Nut case and The Prom queen see this and run up to help Mysharona to see if he's
okay, but he just stomps his feet some more and tells them to get lothst (lisp is heard for first time) After stomping his feet from the ground the principal runs in asks to see Mysharona separately as he is the reason that is causing all the "ruckus". While alone in the room Mysharona pretends to fall making Principal Skinner reach out to help in. At that point Mysharona grabs him and starts to lick his neck. For the first time in the movie, no resistance is seen.

Domzilla walks in to complain that he hadn't had sex in the longest time and if there is a room he can take the Prom Queen in to impregnate. He is so surprised at seeing Principal Skinner ramming Mysharona in the ass while he is bend over the desk top. Domzilla has a look of shock on his face at that point he looks at Mysharona only to receive a wink and the words you're next with no voice. He runs out of their back to the detention room, but because he doesn't act like a chick like Mysharona he keeps to what he witnessed to himself.

The rest of the group is quietly sitting there hearing the grunts and groans coming from the principal's office that none of them say anything. The girls have a smile on their face as both of them know that they are safe while Domzilla, the Criminal, The Jock, and The Brain begin to look and act terrified.

They form a close friendship and are forever careful not to break the school rules for fear of being sent to the detention of Hell.

The school then wises up to Mysharona constantly acting up so he will be sent to detention every Saturday. The Principal has such control now that every other kid could knife a teacher and not be sent to Saturday of Hell. But Domzilla and his crew ain't taking that fuckin chance!

 

[Keroin]

I think we need to hire a bouncer or two for this forum.

Or at least a translator, (I don't speak "Gibberish").

 

[MissHoney]

I think we need to hire a bouncer or two for this forum.

Or at least a translator, (I don't speak "Gibberish").

A Few Good Moans
Starring Domzilla
co-starring Mysharon, Molly Ringwald, Judd Neslon, Ally Sheedy and Cathy Bates as MissHoney
Narrated by Jack Nicholson
____________________________________________________________________________

The scene today views our Protagonist on the phone with his Father. We just finished seeing him slap his forehead and mouth the words 'oh shit'. The screen suddenly splits and viewers now see both parties.

The camera does a close up of a clock and 1 hour has passed before we see /hear Mysharona speak, however he is bottomless dancing in front of his computer amusing his lady friend. We see him hard, mouthing sexy talk to the comp queen. We hear him laugh and say the words 'yes sir' over and over again. Occasionally the viewers hear the word faggot and some talk about tools. The audience begins to feel sorry for Mysharon's Dad and his obsession with this car of his, but the sympathy is soon lost as Mysharona claims to have heard an accident and must get off the phone.

(Close up of Mysharona dick)
We see him beating his Johnson and begin to breath and moan and grunt barking similar orders of last week's episode.

A separate camera is shown on people viewing the movie and it looks to be a big Masturbating Orgy. People are whacking themselves with one hand, spanking their neighbour with the other, Cum is flying everywhere hitting everything. Even the hetero dudes don't mind getting splashed and hit with jizz. Moaning.... Groaning......Yelling.......Swearing..........Everybody, everywhere, all at once.............Nothing has ever happened like this before.

One older woman screams "All for one, and one for all" as cum jets are flying everywhere......... a big orgasmic cheer follows. The floor is slippery, people are falling back onto their chairs not caring, popcorn is drenched but still being eaten (by 95% of women and 5% of men) Sweat is dripping, eyes are watering, hands are shaking (violently), and hair is being yanked out of people's heads as they scream in torture and pleasure. No one cares what's going on as long as needs are met. Slowly the noise begins to level out, Slushy footsteps die down as people begin to find their original seats, and loud sighs are heard throughout.

AND THEN the audience looks back up at the screen and views Mysharona himself exploding white cream all over the place.......breathing heavily.......sighing.............smiling.............thanking.................

Impressed are the audience with this man's lasting power!
We see Mysharona flop back in his chair and toke a pipe and light a cig. He has this satisfied grin on his face. The grin turns into a smile, and a chuckle is heard. About a minute later, all out laughter...........

The viewers are now thinking 'what could Mysharona be laughing at so hard?. He can hardly contain himself'.

The picture is then paused and dimmed leaving the audience in wonderment of next week's show.

As the people get up to leave, some faces are recognized from last week. The audience is growing thinks the theatre owner as he pulls up his own pants.................................good..........................good he smirks to himself.

Tune into next week's Soap Opera

A FEW GOOD MOANS

 

[MissHoney]

ahahahahahahahaha!

*points and laiughs at capt'n cliche*

OK Submissy
Here's the scoop!

I took the video you sent me and transferred it to film. I took it to my Dad's house and was able to use his equipment from his Crown Prosecuting cases to truly analyse the atrocity that took place. I brought it back with a projector and played it against a garage door wall.

The wall had the space I needed for all of my neighbours (100 - 120) to view this terrible film exemplifying animal abuse! I had seen the video several times so I was more interested in what people thought of it and was looking for clues to show me that maybe I wasn't the only one concerned for Doggy M, as she has been nicknamed. The police thought it best to keep her anonymous to save her the humiliation of identification.

I have to warn you that the theory that our RCMP came up with is quite disturbing. They did not like hearing the laughter in the back ground while poor doggy M was being violated. I believe that charges are now pending.

I love you Baby, I really really do, but I don't know if I can stand back and do nothing. I have my limits Teddybear, my line is so much farther back than most peoples, but even I can't continue pretending that there isn't a 'problem'.

I did my best to protect you as much as I could, but I finely broke down and gave them your name and address. They'll be taking samples from Doggy M, so clean her up as best you can. They'll be bringing CSI equipment so I think you're probably going to get caught and your effort of cleaning up this heinous crime will be futile.

I know that it will be very tempting to take Doggy M in your bath tub and douse her with lighter fluid and flick a cig at her, but I don't recommend that. I don't know your laws there, but here, killing a dog gets you way more time than just 'messing' around with it.

I think that it would be best to just do your time and hope that you aren't on the same cell block as the other animal 'lovers'. I know that after you get out of the pound you will be labelled but know that I love you and if I really believe that you learned your lesson and won't do it again, there still might be hope for us.

As far as your co-conspirators go, they're on their own. I didn't know that animal orgy was big down there. Maybe it's just a cultural thing, but here, it is frowned upon. Maybe not so much in farm land, but in our cities it's looked at as a nauseating, grotesque, mistreatment of the innocent and helpless.

Get help Baby, get help. You're still young, and it's not too late.
I'll visit you..........................................................maybe

 

[Mysharona]

Breakfast Club

Today's scene!
Staring Mysharona (who doesn't yet know he wants to be a girl)
Domzilla (the kid just minding his own business)
Molly Ringwald (Prom Queen)
Judd Nelson (the Criminal)
Ally Sheedy (the nut case)
Anthony M. Hall (the Geek)
Emilio Estevez (the Jock)

They've all been sent to Saturday detention for various reasons. Mysharona and Prom Queen Molly was sent for being catty and causing some poor kid to want to hang herself. Domzilla was sent because the noose he had in his locker caught on fire from an electrical spark that started from his makeshift elephant lamp. The others are there for the same ole same ole crap that teacher's deem necessary to teach lessons.

What will end up being surprising is that the classmates will walk out of that detention as the worst of enemies as they truly begin to understand the reasons behind why they are the way they are. It takes a bit of pot to do that, but for whatever reason, the audience is shown that the reason Mysharona was so mean to Domzilla is that secretly he was in love with him and the way he tried to fool himself was to turn it around and project it as hate.

As the dope begins to take effect we see that Mysharona makes a pass that could be taken as anything but towards Domzilla. Domzilla is right away offended and punches Mysharona in the face at which point we see him cry, rant, and rave like a girl (we've all already witnessed this btw) and starts to flail his arms and stomp his feet. His cowboy boots make a particularly loud sound causing the Principal Richard Vernon to come in and individually brag about his 34,000$ salary while cutting each kid down as to why they are losers.

The jock involves himself by telling the two of them to knock it off as he doesn't want the principal to come in again and give them shit. While that is happening we see Mysharona try and grab the Jock and put his hand down his pants at which point the Jock (being an expert in wrestling and in cool tights) flips him over and punches him in the face. The criminal seeing this runs to the aid of Mysharona and helps him up and while he is doing that, Mysharona grabs him by the back of his head and tries to kiss him. After that John Bender punches him in the face and knees him in the groin. Mysharona falls back and immediately falls for the Criminal as he likes it rough.

Both the Nut case and The Prom queen see this and run up to help Mysharona to see if he's
okay, but he just stomps his feet some more and tells them to get lothst (lisp is heard for first time) After stomping his feet from the ground the principal runs in asks to see Mysharona separately as he is the reason that is causing all the "ruckus". While alone in the room Mysharona pretends to fall making Principal Skinner reach out to help in. At that point Mysharona grabs him and starts to lick his neck. For the first time in the movie, no resistance is seen.

Domzilla walks in to complain that he hadn't had sex in the longest time and if there is a room he can take the Prom Queen in to impregnate. He is so surprised at seeing Principal Skinner ramming Mysharona in the ass while he is bend over the desk top. Domzilla has a look of shock on his face at that point he looks at Mysharona only to receive a wink and the words you're next with no voice. He runs out of their back to the detention room, but because he doesn't act like a chick like Mysharona he keeps to what he witnessed to himself.

The rest of the group is quietly sitting there hearing the grunts and groans coming from the principal's office that none of them say anything. The girls have a smile on their face as both of them know that they are safe while Domzilla, the Criminal, The Jock, and The Brain begin to look and act terrified.

They form a close friendship and are forever careful not to break the school rules for fear of being sent to the detention of Hell.

The school then wises up to Mysharona constantly acting up so he will be sent to detention every Saturday. The Principal has such control now that every other kid could knife a teacher and not be sent to Saturday of Hell. But Domzilla and his crew ain't taking that fuckin chance!

Fuck lady, I laughed my fucking ass off with this! Its good to know I'm the star! Let me guess, your a Breakfast Club junkie! One thing though lady, I'm not no fucking girl, I'm not into banging shemales either, as much as Domdork wishes I was

 

[Mysharona]

A Few Good Men

A Few Good Moans
Starring Domzilla
co-starring Mysharon, Molly Ringwald, Judd Neslon, Ally Sheedy and Cathy Bates as MissHoney
Narrated by Jack Nicholson
____________________________________________________________________________

The scene today views our Protagonist on the phone with his Father. We just finished seeing him slap his forehead and mouth the words 'oh shit'. The screen suddenly splits and viewers now see both parties.

The camera does a close up of a clock and 1 hour has passed before we see /hear Mysharona speak, however he is bottomless dancing in front of his computer amusing his lady friend. We see him hard, mouthing sexy talk to the comp queen. We hear him laugh and say the words 'yes sir' over and over again. Occasionally the viewers hear the word faggot and some talk about tools. The audience begins to feel sorry for Mysharon's Dad and his obsession with this car of his, but the sympathy is soon lost as Mysharona claims to have heard an accident and must get off the phone.

(Close up of Mysharona dick)
We see him beating his Johnson and begin to breath and moan and grunt barking similar orders of last week's episode.

A separate camera is shown on people viewing the movie and it looks to be a big Masturbating Orgy. People are whacking themselves with one hand, spanking their neighbour with the other, Cum is flying everywhere hitting everything. Even the hetero dudes don't mind getting splashed and hit with jizz. Moaning.... Groaning......Yelling.......Swearing..........Everybody, everywhere, all at once.............Nothing has ever happened like this before.

One older woman screams "All for one, and one for all" as cum jets are flying everywhere......... a big orgasmic cheer follows. The floor is slippery, people are falling back onto their chairs not caring, popcorn is drenched but still being eaten (by 95% of women and 5% of men) Sweat is dripping, eyes are watering, hands are shaking (violently), and hair is being yanked out of people's heads as they scream in torture and pleasure. No one cares what's going on as long as needs are met. Slowly the noise begins to level out, Slushy footsteps die down as people begin to find their original seats, and loud sighs are heard throughout.

AND THEN the audience looks back up at the screen and views Mysharona himself exploding white cream all over the place.......breathing heavily.......sighing.............smiling.............thanking.................

Impressed are the audience with this man's lasting power!
We see Mysharona flop back in his chair and toke a pipe and light a cig. He has this satisfied grin on his face. The grin turns into a smile, and a chuckle is heard. About a minute later, all out laughter...........

The viewers are now thinking 'what could Mysharona be laughing at so hard?. He can hardly contain himself'.

The picture is then paused and dimmed leaving the audience in wonderment of next week's show.

As the people get up to leave, some faces are recognized from last week. The audience is growing thinks the theatre owner as he pulls up his own pants.................................good..........................good he smirks to himself.

Tune into next week's Soap Opera

A FEW GOOD MOANS

Again, I'm the star. Shit lady there is some knee slapping laughter coming from this Cowboy. Fuck you are so fucking funny! Dammit lady, where have you been all my life?

 

[chy_girl]

Dear Mods,

What about one of the playgrounds? Can't this thread go there? Or give the author's hangout a turn? They're pretending to write... That's an author's hangout thing isn't it?

 

[Mysharona]

Rotfflmao

OK Submissy
Here's the scoop!

I took the video you sent me and transferred it to film. I took it to my Dad's house and was able to use his equipment from his Crown Prosecuting cases to truly analyse the atrocity that took place. I brought it back with a projector and played it against a garage door wall.

The wall had the space I needed for all of my neighbours (100 - 120) to view this terrible film exemplifying animal abuse! I had seen the video several times so I was more interested in what people thought of it and was looking for clues to show me that maybe I wasn't the only one concerned for Doggy M, as she has been nicknamed. The police thought it best to keep her anonymous to save her the humiliation of identification.

I have to warn you that the theory that our RCMP came up with is quite disturbing. They did not like hearing the laughter in the back ground while poor doggy M was being violated. I believe that charges are now pending.

I love you Baby, I really really do, but I don't know if I can stand back and do nothing. I have my limits Teddybear, my line is so much farther back than most peoples, but even I can't continue pretending that there isn't a 'problem'.

I did my best to protect you as much as I could, but I finely broke down and gave them your name and address. They'll be taking samples from Doggy M, so clean her up as best you can. They'll be bringing CSI equipment so I think you're probably going to get caught and your effort of cleaning up this heinous crime will be futile.

I know that it will be very tempting to take Doggy M in your bath tub and douse her with lighter fluid and flick a cig at her, but I don't recommend that. I don't know your laws there, but here, killing a dog gets you way more time than just 'messing' around with it.

I think that it would be best to just do your time and hope that you aren't on the same cell block as the other animal 'lovers'. I know that after you get out of the pound you will be labelled but know that I love you and if I really believe that you learned your lesson and won't do it again, there still might be hope for us.

As far as your co-conspirators go, they're on their own. I didn't know that animal orgy was big down there. Maybe it's just a cultural thing, but here, it is frowned upon. Maybe not so much in farm land, but in our cities it's looked at as a nauseating, grotesque, mistreatment of the innocent and helpless.

Get help Baby, get help. You're still young, and it's not too late.
I'll visit you..........................................................maybe

Where are you from?
RCMP, Crown Prosecuter?
laws there?

Fuck,damm, shit, tears of laughter are streaming down this cowboys face. I like how you made shemale the star of this one and not me. This cowboy is fixed lady. PM ME! PLEASE! Yours is off but mine is on waiting for you. PLEASE

 

[DOMZILLA]

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[DOMZILLA]

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[DOMZILLA]

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[graceanne]

Dear Mods,

What about one of the playgrounds? Can't this thread go there? Or give the author's hangout a turn? They're pretending to write... That's an author's hangout thing isn't it?

I don't think anyone could see it in the bullshit, so I fixed it for you.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Welcome honored strangers from across the water. Please teach us the ways of your people and infect us with your exotic sicknesses. We will then trade you our board for shiny baubles.

 

[BiBunny]

Welcome honored strangers from across the water. Please teach us the ways of your people and infect us with your exotic sicknesses. We will then trade you our board for shiny baubles.

And whiskey. Don't forget the whiskey.