Dear Slut

[Stella_Omega]

And whiskey. Don't forget the whiskey.

Chocolate!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

And whiskey. Don't forget the whiskey.

Chocolate!

Well, yeah. And the cookies, cupcakes, fish sticks and penguins go without saying.

 

[DOMZILLA]

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[chy_girl]

I don't think anyone could see it in the bullshit, so I fixed it for you.

ROFL - You, dear, are a very enjoyable person to share air with. Thank you!

Welcome honored strangers from across the water. Please teach us the ways of your people and infect us with your exotic sicknesses. We will then trade you our board for shiny baubles.

Fuck that, I say we break out the toys. I've been wanting to learn how to use a single tail. I'm sure they wouldn't mind the occasional wrapping and Mistress' Saint Bartholomew would be perfect for job.
*smile innocently*

And whiskey. Don't forget the whiskey.

Chocolate!

Ohhhh, I have chocolate and loganberry wine. And my lord, has the wine mellowed since i opened it last fall. Mmmmmm. Thank you too! Wonderful idea.

 

[Mysharona]

Sorry Loser, she's been my girl for a long time and we laugh at losers like you.

I don't believe you. Of course your going to say that!

 

[Mysharona]

A million dollars says you can't get her, take your best shot!
Nobody has ever taken a girl from me and you certainly won't be the first.

Is that another you so you can try and make an ass out of me. Fuck off shemale

 

[Mysharona]

My girl has a way of making me love her that I cannot resist.
She knows the desires of my heart and I know hers.
She is kind and forgives
she is jealous over me and has dedicated every day to our love since destiny brought us together.
If you knew my girl you would fall in love with her too.
Her skin is perfect and her body magnificent.
She has eyes a color that exists nowhere else.
She writes me stories that would make you crazy with desire.
A smile from her is my fuel and my joy.
I would fight an army for her or walk a thousand miles.
She makes me feel like a man and a little boy too.
I have known the Mother, sister, daughter and lover that she is and fall more in love with her every day.
She is confident and noble and vulnerable.
She has cried many tears for me and been comforted by my voice.
We have spent every day and night together and I know no other love will ever compare for us because we were made for each other.
she is the other half of my soul and I saw her in dreams long before I found her. I knew immediately that my search was over by the feeling we had together and the way we met.
No girl compares to my girl and I will carry her gift to me always.
THE PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW LOVES ME!!!!!
There is no gift that compares to that.
I have written her a thousand love letters and will write a thousand more.
I love you Angel and nothing will ever change that.

and this girl "MissHoney" I bet is you. Your not fooling me twice asshole
when I find the one I want, it's not going to be here fucker

 

[Mysharona]

Sorry Loser, she's been my girl for a long time and we laugh at losers like you.

Im assuming your talking about MissHoney because that's the girl I want. Of course your going to say shes yours because she is you and you want to prove to me that you can have her. I'm not stupid faggot! Go ahead and have yourself Domdork

 

[chy_girl]

 

[graceanne]

Has anyone else noticed that mysharona and domzilla joined about the same time and have about the same number of posts?

 

[Mysharona]

My girl has a way of making me love her that I cannot resist.
She knows the desires of my heart and I know hers.
She is kind and forgives
she is jealous over me and has dedicated every day to our love since destiny brought us together.
If you knew my girl you would fall in love with her too.
Her skin is perfect and her body magnificent.
She has eyes a color that exists nowhere else.
She writes me stories that would make you crazy with desire.
A smile from her is my fuel and my joy.
I would fight an army for her or walk a thousand miles.
She makes me feel like a man and a little boy too.
I have known the Mother, sister, daughter and lover that she is and fall more in love with her every day.
She is confident and noble and vulnerable.
She has cried many tears for me and been comforted by my voice.
We have spent every day and night together and I know no other love will ever compare for us because we were made for each other.
she is the other half of my soul and I saw her in dreams long before I found her. I knew immediately that my search was over by the feeling we had together and the way we met.
No girl compares to my girl and I will carry her gift to me always.
THE PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW LOVES ME!!!!!
There is no gift that compares to that.
I have written her a thousand love letters and will write a thousand more.
I love you Angel and nothing will ever change that.

I would like to see a picture of that fucking fat cow of a husband/wife/dog/cat/gerbil

 

[Stella_Omega]

Is that another you so you can try and make an ass out of me. Fuck off shemale

This is the funniest post in the whole thread.

 

[graceanne]

Has anyone else noticed that mysharona and domzilla joined about the same time and have about the same number of posts?

I also noticed that they only post in eachothers threads.

Pathetic.

 

[graceanne]

Well, yeah. And the cookies, cupcakes, fish sticks and penguins go without saying.

No cookies here.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I also noticed that they only post in eachothers threads.

Pathetic.

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

 

[graceanne]

Maybe they are brothers...

Maybe they're siamese twins.

Or split personalities.

Who cares, they're incredibly amusing to watch. It's like watching someone on the max (light rail) talk to themselves.

 

[Mysharona]

Has anyone else noticed that mysharona and domzilla joined about the same time and have about the same number of posts?

Why yes bitch, we are the same person. Fuck off
I am just one of many on here, just try and figure out who is who fucker
pm us both and find out graceanne.
I bet you pick me

 

[graceanne]

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

But who's dum and who's dee?

Questions that keep you up at night.

 

[graceanne]

one of many

do you think he's borg?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Maybe they're siamese twins.

Or split personalities.

Who cares, they're incredibly amusing to watch. It's like watching someone on the max (light rail) talk to themselves.

I imagine them in their separate bedrooms, pounding away at their Dell keyboards with only a thin plywood wall between them... fat little tummies and maybe propellor beanies...

 

[graceanne]

I imagine them in their separate bedrooms, pounding away at their Dell keyboards with only a thin plywood wall between them... fat little tummies and maybe propellor beanies...

LOL Great mental image.

Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one here who watches too much Disney.

 

[Stella_Omega]

LOL Great mental image.

Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one here who watches too much Disney.

 

[DOMZILLA]

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[DOMZILLA]

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[DOMZILLA]

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