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DOMZILLA said:
Everyone on Literotica is pathetic!
What's FUNNY is that you don't seem to realize that about yourself!

Fuck off Princess, go wash my jizz off of yer face and soak that swollen bung while I spend some time on the ladies you jealous, slimy, little, dickless worm!
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So you are on Literotica too. So you are also pathetic. Haha, you're such a dumbass.

We all know your thread is parody. We get that. It's just that's not good parody. It's a shitty attempt. You should start over under a new name.
 
wow...just wow...

this whole thing is kind of like watching a train wreck....you know its going to be bad, but you just can't help being transfixed by the impending carnage...

i can honestly say this is the first thread i've ever read that made me want to laugh, cry and get angry all at the same time.
 
At least it's something enertaining to read each day.
 
At first I thought this doucher was for real, now I realized he's probably someone's alt just goofing off. I should claim it's SeanH and piss him off.
 
I think it's hilarious that all you people got your panties in a wad ...

:D
 
I want a crack at ya Submissy! You're the first person who has sparked my interest. You don't need that guy. Run away with me
 
Subfreak said:
I'm a really horny girl that can't stand getting my kicks from a computer screen and need a real man to slap me around, you know, show me who's boss. I want a guy to shove his meat down my throat and scream at me at the same time telling me how bad I suck. While he's leaking the beginnings of throat yogurt, I want him to slap my face and attempt to rape my ear with the finger he just stuck up my ass.
I'm really into that, and I can read from the rest of ya, that you guys are too. I need someone to correct my spelling and give me school grade lessons on what ill use of preposition's and what would be considered double negatives in my writing. Don't be kind about it either. If I make a mistake with something as simple as composition let me know. Be mean about it and insist on a sexy punishment for me should you see even the smallest of mistakes. I know I should start each paragraph with a theme sentence but because I am really confident in myself, I feel that I don't have anything to prove. See how I jump around? Punish my pink place with a cyber slap! Throw a bum spider my way and demand I lick it!
Awww fuck,,,, did I just end some of those sentences up there with a preposition? I guess most on this forum would not think that in writing the final preposition is normal and idiomatic. Oh oh, did I just go into the ranting of an under paid English Professor? Shit,,, dang,,, k,,, back to the sexy stuff, cause this is what this place is about.
I want my throbbing pink clit spit on. I want my tit's to be slapped and forced to jerk off whatever sized dick you put between them. While doing that, please scream at me and tell me what a bad girl I am. Threaten violence against me and even go so far as to pull out a lethal weapon and cyber drag me to a forest and force me to do the most vile things ever imagined. I want guys out there to go Sybil on my ass thrown in with a bit of Goodfellas too. Can you go Arnold Schwarzenegger on me? Accent yourself too? I'm into that. Jerk those cocks for me, make me lick them just after shoving them up the ass of anybody on here, cause I know they're all clean.
please punish me by sending whatever to hornygirlbarfonme@gmail.com
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Yo, another one that sparked my interest and you're fucking hilarious. Damn girl, you for real? I love your sense of humor, private message me ya hot bitch, I want to know more about you, I am here for your taking. I will run you and make youbeg me for more. Usually funny girls aren't much to look at, are you different? Please oh please tell me that you're as hot as your humor.
 
SubMissy69 said:
I LOVE YOU DOMZILLA!
You make me feel like shit and I love it! Your PM's are off but I will check here for you every 5 minutes for as long as it takes!
I am yours alone if you will have me Sir and cannot serve another now that I have found you.
Make me wash your body with my tongue while you scold me. Make me butt fuck myself on your fat cock and squeeze your balls while you pull my hair!
Can I post on your thread SIR? I want to prove how much I love you!
I hope to hear from you soon Sir! SubMissy:kiss:
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Haha, how many people think SubMissy69 is DOMZILLA using another screen name. Just joined, 2 posts? :rolleyes:
 
jdc38 said:
Haha, how many people think SubMissy69 is DOMZILLA using another screen name. Just joined, 2 posts? :rolleyes:
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I happen to know for a fact that there are two people on here that are the same but Domdork isn't one of them
 
SubMissy69 said:
Your stupidity is almost too good to be true!
You post about looking for someone with a sense of humor, do you have one too Festus? How about demonstrating it for us. Show us your game you bald little fat sack of shit! The 'Urban Cowboy' routine? What kind of a fucking fantasy world are you living in? Are you in a Village People cover band?
Please don't run away costume fairy! Show us how super funny you are!
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What the fuck is your problem cunt? You sent me a pm and turn around and pull this fucking bullshit!

Fuck off head trip!
look what the cunt sent me everybody.

Hi, I am both SubMissy and Subfreak on the thread you responded to. Do you have Yahoo Messenger?
Send me your contact info to this ID?? Rachel.

It's Rachel again, My email is braincage2010@yahoo.com

Fucking retarded cunt, don't respond to my email bitch or send me anymore pms. You are no doubt a fat fucking dyke.
 
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