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DenverFunguy
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lets fix this
We will keep it simple. Some Doms earn respect, you don't.
I'm new to this I know. I'm not saying I'm an expert. But I have seen what works and this isn't working. A firm hand and the power of suggestion used only when respect is freely given works so much better and for so much longer.
We will keep it simple. Some Doms earn respect, you don't.
I'm new to this I know. I'm not saying I'm an expert. But I have seen what works and this isn't working. A firm hand and the power of suggestion used only when respect is freely given works so much better and for so much longer.
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Hahah Not in a million years would I even think of emailing, or sending anything your way, loser. Nice try though.
enrapturedmoon
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"Throat yoghurt????" Oh how I feel the need to heave. Almost as nauseating as "love juice".
Sounded a bit "Mills and Boons" to me. As in, "his powerful member throbbed as he sank deeply within her most intimate of flesh, suddenly his throat yoghurt coated her tongue and flowed so copiously as she swallowed repeatedly so as to breath once more".
But did get the humour behind the posts at least.
Sounded a bit "Mills and Boons" to me. As in, "his powerful member throbbed as he sank deeply within her most intimate of flesh, suddenly his throat yoghurt coated her tongue and flowed so copiously as she swallowed repeatedly so as to breath once more".
But did get the humour behind the posts at least.
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Hahahaha riight.
DenverFunguy
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I'm intimidated not!
I've had arrogant over bearing assholes work for me in the past and they are easy to eliminate and the rest of the workforce is happy when they are gone. I could resort to calling you every name in the book like you resort to but I have been out of high school long enough that a return trip is not anything that I care to lower my self to.
I will not be back to read any retort you may want to spew. So just know that doing so will only show that you are doing so for no ones benefit. Feel free to show anyone that is hear to laugh at your lack of coo th how you can rant and rave at the wall like a meth head.
I've had arrogant over bearing assholes work for me in the past and they are easy to eliminate and the rest of the workforce is happy when they are gone. I could resort to calling you every name in the book like you resort to but I have been out of high school long enough that a return trip is not anything that I care to lower my self to.
I will not be back to read any retort you may want to spew. So just know that doing so will only show that you are doing so for no ones benefit. Feel free to show anyone that is hear to laugh at your lack of coo th how you can rant and rave at the wall like a meth head.
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I'm a really horny girl that can't stand getting my kicks from a computer screen and need a real man to slap me around, you know, show me who's boss. I want a guy to shove his meat down my throat and scream at me at the same time telling me how bad I suck. While he's leaking the beginnings of throat yogurt, I want him to slap my face and attempt to rape my ear with the finger he just stuck up my ass.
I'm really into that, and I can read from the rest of ya, that you guys are too. I need someone to correct my spelling and give me school grade lessons on what ill use of preposition's and what would be considered double negatives in my writing. Don't be kind about it either. If I make a mistake with something as simple as composition let me know. Be mean about it and insist on a sexy punishment for me should you see even the smallest of mistakes. I know I should start each paragraph with a theme sentence but because I am really confident in myself, I feel that I don't have anything to prove. See how I jump around? Punish my pink place with a cyber slap! Throw a bum spider my way and demand I lick it!
Awww fuck,,,, did I just end some of those sentences up there with a preposition? I guess most on this forum would not think that in writing the final preposition is normal and idiomatic. Oh oh, did I just go into the ranting of an under paid English Professor? Shit,,, dang,,, k,,, back to the sexy stuff, cause this is what this place is about.
I want my throbbing pink clit spit on. I want my tit's to be slapped and forced to jerk off whatever sized dick you put between them. While doing that, please scream at me and tell me what a bad girl I am. Threaten violence against me and even go so far as to pull out a lethal weapon and cyber drag me to a forest and force me to do the most vile things ever imagined. I want guys out there to go Sybil on my ass thrown in with a bit of Goodfellas too. Can you go Arnold Schwarzenegger on me? Accent yourself too? I'm into that. Jerk those cocks for me, make me lick them just after shoving them up the ass of anybody on here, cause I know they're all clean.
please punish me by sending whatever to hornygirlbarfonme@gmail.com
I'm a really horny girl that can't stand getting my kicks from a computer screen and need a real man to slap me around, you know, show me who's boss. I want a guy to shove his meat down my throat and scream at me at the same time telling me how bad I suck. While he's leaking the beginnings of throat yogurt, I want him to slap my face and attempt to rape my ear with the finger he just stuck up my ass.
I'm really into that, and I can read from the rest of ya, that you guys are too. I need someone to correct my spelling and give me school grade lessons on what ill use of preposition's and what would be considered double negatives in my writing. Don't be kind about it either. If I make a mistake with something as simple as composition let me know. Be mean about it and insist on a sexy punishment for me should you see even the smallest of mistakes. I know I should start each paragraph with a theme sentence but because I am really confident in myself, I feel that I don't have anything to prove. See how I jump around? Punish my pink place with a cyber slap! Throw a bum spider my way and demand I lick it!
Awww fuck,,,, did I just end some of those sentences up there with a preposition? I guess most on this forum would not think that in writing the final preposition is normal and idiomatic. Oh oh, did I just go into the ranting of an under paid English Professor? Shit,,, dang,,, k,,, back to the sexy stuff, cause this is what this place is about.
I want my throbbing pink clit spit on. I want my tit's to be slapped and forced to jerk off whatever sized dick you put between them. While doing that, please scream at me and tell me what a bad girl I am. Threaten violence against me and even go so far as to pull out a lethal weapon and cyber drag me to a forest and force me to do the most vile things ever imagined. I want guys out there to go Sybil on my ass thrown in with a bit of Goodfellas too. Can you go Arnold Schwarzenegger on me? Accent yourself too? I'm into that. Jerk those cocks for me, make me lick them just after shoving them up the ass of anybody on here, cause I know they're all clean.
please punish me by sending whatever to hornygirlbarfonme@gmail.com
Funny, maybe. Pathetic, indeed!
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