dear phelia

[IndieSnob]

I'm going to start a neverending thread for you, because I don't know if you've ever had your own thread, and after being there for my obnoxious ass tonight, you deserve it. Plus pissing off Kyle is the added bonus.

Signed,

Indie

Ps. The neverending stupid posts by Kyle are as shitty as the neverending story movie.

P.P.S. Laurel, I'm sorry if this takes over your thread at all, but I'm sure it will not. I don't want to take away from your awesome thread. I love you just as much as I love Phelia, and you both deserve huge gratitude.

P.P.P.S. Everyone is welcome in this thread. And you better post something nice about Phelia or I swear to god I will post photos of my balls in every fucking thread. Every other post will be of MY BALLS IN YOUR FACE.

P.P.P.P.P.S Donate to the humane society. There are ferrets and cats that need love.

 

[Sinny]

Dear Phelia,

I would like to touch your hair and sing Juan Garcia Esquivel to you. His music was all instrumental, so that will be hard, but you will appreciate that - the hardness. I also will make you shrinky dinked figurines representing every state bird. And all Canadian birds. All. Of. Them.

Love,
Your #2 Fan

 

[glynndah]

Dear Phelia,

You are rarely scary.

Sincerely,

the easily frightened good little witch.

 

[Sinny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSxgtwV1VPI

 

[KyleW]

Indie reminds me of a pile of dog shit that likes a few obscure bands.

 

[IndieSnob]

Indie reminds me of a pile of dog shit that likes a few obscure bands.

This thread is about Phelia, not you.

So say something nice about Phelia, or I will get out my Red House Painters CDs as use them as Frisbees.

 

[KyleW]

This thread is about Phelia, not you.

So say something nice about Phelia, or I will get out my Red House Painters CDs as use them as Frisbees.

Phelia, i appreciate the fact that you're not married to indie. Well done!

 

[IndieSnob]

Phelia, i appreciate the fact that you're not married to indie. Well done!

There, was that so hard?

Put your wife on though, I like her better.

 

[CHNOPS]

Indie reminds me of a pile of dog shit that likes a few obscure bands.

Just because this is funny, doesn't mean you get away with the never-ending thread.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear Phelia,

I'm constantly surprised by how smart you are, seeing as you got such a sweet rack.

Yours in awe

Salvia

 

[Laurel]

Dear Phelia,

You rule in so may ways. You deserve not just a thread, but a whole forum and perhaps a website devoted to your funny smarts and sweetness. The fact that you're dropdead gorgeous is a bonus.

This should be a never-ending thread.

Love,

Laurel

 

[butters]

dear phelia

you make me smile

butters

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Phelia,

I can't really improve on the compliments here, but I wanted to be on record as being a fan.

Yours in weird blessings,

gravyjesus

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Phelia,

I don't think there is a single post of yours that has yet to bring a smile to my face. I want to spread Nutella all over your lovely face and lick it off. I hope that's ok with you.

Yours (in a nonstalkerish way),
blackleggings

 

[jomar]

Dear Phelia,

What did I miss while I was watching Lebron and Co. win the championship last night?

Yours truly,

jomar

P.S. I like your mustache.

P.P.S. And your rack.

 

[richard_daily]

Dear Phelia,

I want to cut off a lock of your hair, and make a voodoo doll out of it, which forces you to masturbate on my command.

with love,

Ritchie.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Right then.

I've been posting here quite some time now, and whilst I do get on with the majority of ladies here there are a small few that I think if we lived closer we could be proper good buddies and would love to spend real time with. I get this vibe from Phelia.

I genuinely like her and there's less than a handful I've got that vibe from.

 

[neci]

dear phelia,

i want to go on an undercover operation with you to russia.

in hooliganism,

neci

 

[Squibbs]

Dear Phelia,

I'm awesome.

Squibbs

 

[Peregrinator]

Who?


.

 

[richard_daily]

Dear Phelia,

I want to smother you in mashed potatoes and use a whisk to add the gravy.

Your fellow freak,

Richard

 

[glynndah]

A flower for Phelia.



Pretty, prickly and possibly poisonous.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Phelia,

I saw a woman with a mustache today and thought of you. Not because you have a real mustache, of course.

Love,

Laurel

 

[contrifan32]

Dear Phelia,

I really liked you old AV. Please put it back up.

Thank you,

 

[Fata Morgana]

Me too. For some reason it made me feel happy.