Dear Pat

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Pat,

Thank you for sending me your vital statistics. I appreciate the opportunity to view again for the 5th time your age, weight, and location. However as I stated the first 2 times, I am not interested. Perhaps if you didn’t create a new account every time you logged on, you would have gotten my message. So I have decided to be a bit more proactive. If you had checked your last (or maybe it was your second to last) incarnation’s messages you would have seen this. So I am afraid you leave me no other option than to post this in the open forum.

Thanks but no thanks. I am not interested. I don’t care that you are fit and fun nor am I particularly concerned that no one realizes how horny or kinky you really are. However I do hope you continue to enjoy Lit, explore fantasies and chat with other horny and very sexual people. More power to you.

All I ask is that you please take me off your mailing list.

Thank you,

Blu

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

 

[Edensgarden]

I wonder if it's this Pat that is messaging you?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Good Pat

 

[blulilacgrl]

I wonder if it's this Pat that is messaging you?

Wha... huh?

[laughs] Hey there Schwartzgarden!

Good Pat

[laughs]

No I need a rolled up newspaper pic!

Bad Pat. BAD PAT!!!

 

[cowslinger64]

What if I change my name to Bob?

 

[Edensgarden]

Wha... huh?

[laughs] Hey there Schwartzgarden!

He/She is an old SNL character.

Hey Blu!! Care to mention the alternate names Pat may be know as?

 

[gavinp]

Oh dear.

 

[Edensgarden]

What if I change my name to Bob?

If you're Bob, then I must be Bobbing....

 

[cowslinger64]

If you're Bob, then I must be Bobbing....

I'm sorry... I can't get a boner when I'm crying.

 

[Edensgarden]

I'm sorry... I can't get a boner when I'm crying.

Smartass.

Maybe you wouldn't be crying so much if you weren't so busy.

 

[cowslinger64]

Smartass.

Maybe you wouldn't be crying so much if you weren't so busy.

Can I quit my job and come down to be your high priced tongue boy?

 

[Edensgarden]

Can I quit my job and come down to be your high priced tongue boy?

I don't want to crush you, but my current tongue boy is pretty fluent in my body language.

 

[cowslinger64]

I don't want to crush you, but my current tongue boy is pretty fluent in my body language.

How much bad news can one man take in a day?

 

[blulilacgrl]

He/She is an old SNL character.

Hey Blu!! Care to mention the alternate names Pat may be know as?

Suffice to say they all incorporate the word 'pat' in them. I know, so original right?
Although from what I can discern he is possibly fit from running, has a cat or a tat. Or maybe a combination of all three. Not sure.

You mean you haven't been solicited by this young fit Adonis of Southern persuasion? Why Schwartzgarden! I'm shocked!

 

[Scentofawoman]

I don't want to crush you, but my current tongue boy is pretty fluent in my body language.

Oh EG you know your always wanting to learn a new language...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

How much bad news can one man take in a day?

I'm sure there could be more people to add to the bad news.....

 

[Shimp]

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm sure there could be more people to add to the bad news.....

I can always count on you to make it worse....thanks sunny

 

[blulilacgrl]

God I wish I could put that in the thread title! So fucking awesome!!

I can always count on you to make it worse....thanks sunny

She's a ray of Sun-shine!

 

[Scheherazade73]

After that I had to double-check to see if old Pat is one of the gents (and I use that term loosely) who has been sending me multiple unsolicited PMs or really, really unsolicited cock shots. Looks like he hasn't.

Now I feel both relieved and slightly left out...this is like being picked last for the team...

 

[blulilacgrl]

After that I had to double-check to see if old Pat is one of the gents (and I use that term loosely) who has been sending me multiple unsolicited PMs or really, really unsolicited cock shots. Looks like he hasn't.

Now I feel both relieved and slightly left out...this is like being picked last for the team...

Aww...I'm sorry. Do you want me to tag you in? I can send him your name... hee hee

 

[Scheherazade73]

Aww...I'm sorry. Do you want me to tag you in? I can send him your name... hee hee

LOL!!! Maybe I can't handle Pat...he seems to have real staying power...perhaps he's too much man for me...

 

[blulilacgrl]

LOL!!! Maybe I can't handle Pat...he seems to have real staying power...perhaps he's too much man for me...

Your loss [laughs]

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I can always count on you to make it worse....thanks sunny

you're very welcome, slinger!