Dear Pat

You have shown yourself to be someone who will start shit out of nowhere. Case in point. You came here, on my thread and with no provocation just HAD to make a comment in the hopes of getting a rise out of KJ. Unfortunately for you, you got me.

I have extended you courtesy. I haven't gone off on you, hell I haven't said one word to you. I have made general statements about the lack of adult behavior that I see becoming the standard in some threads (although to be fair you are not the only one) but never have I been so rude as to step into your face. But let's be clear, you stepped into MY thread.

Let's also call a spade a spade. You came here expecting yet again a soft target. No one has called you on your shit. Everyone has tittered and giggled as you continuously follow KJ (and don't give me that bullshit about 'happening' to post on the same threads. One of them is her own fuckin' thread!) to make your little digs and snarks.

Even if you post on the same thread neither of you have to comment to each other. How about this. You can ignore KJ, the same way I ignore you. Fair enough?

Really? More finger wagging.

What color is the sky in your world, where everything has its place, runs only as you deem fit, and everyone does your bidding?




Grounding duly accepted as administered by Lit's self-appointed matriarch, from high atop her horse.



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Really? More finger wagging.

What color is the sky in your world, where everything has its place, runs only as you deem fit, and everyone does your bidding?

Grounding duly accepted as administered by Lit's self-appointed matriarch, from high atop her horse.

Really? More defending your bad behavior. Come back when you are ready to sit at the adult table.

I may even let you have a sip of wine when you turn 21.
 
I can't say that "Pat" has graced me with his eloquent messages. I must be losing my touch. :rolleyes:



Oh Slinger, I know there are females lined up waiting for you to be their tongue boy. :p



Got me there...especially when a skilled tongue is involved.

Never say you've lost your skills! Why your skills are legendary!! Perhaps he is intimidated by you. Maybe he needs to see the softer side of Schwartzgarden. Would you like me to send him your information?

Why I could be his intermediary! Don't you think that's a great idea?! All the women who want to hear from him can post here and I will send him the list! Damn if only I could rename the thread Blu's Dating Service. [laughs laughs laughs]
 
blulilacgrl, you're hilarious. But prone to being way too serious and dour.

Thanks for the laughs though. I'll leave you to your thread and self-importance.


And because you need the last word...

[laughs]

Why bless your heart, aren't you adorable!
 
Jesus!! Did this thread not make my point? I mean I recognize it got sidetracked. But apparently I have to resurrect it in order to say to...


XXXX said:
Hey! I'm "Pat", ??.m.XX, smart, fun, witty and cute guy from XX. Or thats what my friends say I am. I saw your profile and wanted to say hello, and would love to chat.

My friends don't know my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not really sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and have fun, and meet new people.

I also like to run a good bit, read, sports, flirt. The basics really, but there is more than meets the eye with me. I'd love to chat and have some fun. What are you up to this afternoon?

I hope we can connect.

"Pat"

Yahoo: XXXXXXX


Ummmm 6th time? NO FUCKIN' THANK YOU!
 
Jesus!! Did this thread not make my point? I mean I recognize it got sidetracked. But apparently I have to resurrect it in order to say to...





Ummmm 6th time? NO FUCKIN' THANK YOU!



Lol....maybe he just thinks youre playing hard to get..
 
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there's an awful lot of fighting on this non-thread thread.. and not nearly enough naked.
 
oh sure.. now that we've established that gender can not be proven.. throw me in with THAT mix



I'd be happy to verify your gender. I am a notary.


Just send a nekkid pic of you holding todays Cleveland Plain Dealer out so youre not covering anything.. and I'll rubber stamp your ass immediately!!!
 
I'd be happy to verify your gender. I am a notary.


Just send a nekkid pic of you holding todays Cleveland Plain Dealer out so youre not covering anything.. and I'll rubber stamp your ass immediately!!!


"rubber stamp" is code and we both know it
 
I'd be happy to verify your gender. I am a notary.


Just send a nekkid pic of you holding todays Cleveland Plain Dealer out so youre not covering anything.. and I'll rubber stamp your ass immediately!!!

So now you're the wang checker! :D
 
hahahahahaha... this ole' ass? you wouldn't like it. you're better off with those youngins who bend over without a fight

:cattail:



oh come on now...I'm sure you got a couple good years left on that ass before the 100,000 mile warranty runs out..

Unless you bring some sort of knock out stuff from work, I can overtake your honky ass easy! I'll still take the fight tho...:):devil:
 
oh come on now...I'm sure you got a couple good years left on that ass before the 100,000 mile warranty runs out..

Unless you bring some sort of knock out stuff from work, I can overtake your honky ass easy! I'll still take the fight tho...:):devil:

how's a girl ever supposed to say no to you.. you charmer ::fishy kissy lip smooch::
 
oh come on now...I'm sure you got a couple good years left on that ass before the 100,000 mile warranty runs out..

Unless you bring some sort of knock out stuff from work, I can overtake your honky ass easy! I'll still take the fight tho...:):devil:

There are warranties? :confused:
 
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