Dear, Luk

[silver gurl]

who was making excuses?

what excuses were made?

we are still waiting for an answer

I just gave you answers, dim one

 

[bbx56]

I just gave you answers, dim one

really?

show me?

its OK

I'll wait

 

[bbx56]

I just gave you answers, dim one

you didnt

you LIE

prove me

w
r
o
n
g

 

[Luk]

12,800 posts in 13 years.

You, 5000 posts in 1.

Hypocrites gotta hypocrite.

 

[Que]

Checking the Luk-scale-of-butthurtitude:

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 42
User Name Posts
Luk 8
Lancedalot 3

Wow.

Luk has nearly 20% of all posts and nearly thrice that of the thread starter.

Poor Luk; the butthurt is strong in him today.

Wow. Just, wow.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 29
User Name Posts
Luk 6
Lancedalot 3

Wow.

Luk has a full fifth of all posts and twice that of the thread starter.

Poor Luk; the butthurt is strong in him today.

Wow. Just, wow.

Are you channelling the ghost of skiddles?

 

[Luk]

Poor Q-####. Unable to count the lil laces. Need an abacus? Possibly take off your shoes to count that high?

 

[silver gurl]

Hypocrites gotta hypocrite.

Yeah, not much use paying attention to him

 

[Januari]

Yeah, not much use paying attention to him

I just need this thread to die because of the odd comma placement in the topic. Why is there a comma after the word dear? Is the OP calling Luk "dear"?

Sincerely,

Comma Police

 

[heathergives]

I just need this thread to die because of the odd comma placement in the topic. Why is there a comma after the word dear? Is the OP calling Luk "dear"?

Sincerely,

Comma Police

Perhaps someone is comma - tose. *groans*

 

[Januari]

Perhaps someone is comma - tose. *groans*

Nice. Except now I'm hearing comma chameleon in my head.

 

[heathergives]

Nice. Except now I'm hearing comma chameleon in my head.

Touche'!

 

[silver gurl]

I just need this thread to die because of the odd comma placement in the topic. Why is there a comma after the word dear? Is the OP calling Luk "dear"?

Sincerely,

Comma Police

Dear Comma Police,

I am sorry to report that we don’t have the brightest of bulbs.

Love
SG

 

[Januari]

Dear Comma Police,

I am sorry to report that we don’t have the brightest of bulbs.

Love
SG

Dear SG,

Neither do I, but only because my step ladder does not reach all the way up to kitchen light fixture so half of the bulbs are out. It's actually almost comma-cal.

Sincerely,

Can't Find the Light Switch

 

[heathergives]

https://humoropedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Grammar-Puns-1.jpg

 

[Luk]

Dear Comma Police,

I am sorry to report that we don’t have the brightest of bulbs.

Love
SG

You missed a comma.

 

[Januari]

You missed a comma.

As much as it pains me to do so, I must agree.

Dear, Comma Police,

I am sorry to report that we don’t have the brightest of bulbs.

Love
SG

All better now.

 

[Hal9000_]

Semi ;

 

[Januari]

Semi ;

They make pills for that, you know.

 

[Que]

https://humoropedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Grammar-Puns-1.jpg

Comma llama drama?

Shit.

Now I am hearing Boy George.

They make prostate toys for that, you know.

FYP

My Vibease is shaped like a comma. It does NOT go near a prostate any more though.

FYP

No judgement. . .

 

[Januari]

My Vibease is shaped like a comma. It does NOT go near a prostate though.

 

[heathergives]

My Vibease is shaped like a comma. It does NOT go near a prostate though.

G-spot?

 

[Januari]

G-spot?

Myth. Like female ejaculation.

 

[Hal9000_]

They make pills for that, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FkgBIL-kI

 

[Januari]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FkgBIL-kI

Have you just been waiting all night for me to post here so you could share that?