Dear, Luk

[Lancedalot]

Which pair of your allegedly smokin' hot girlfriend's panties are you wearing tonight?

 

[Luk]

Which pair of your allegedly smokin' hot girlfriend's panties are you wearing tonight?

How do you spell desperate in Canuck?

 

[HisArpy]

How do you spell desperate in Canuck?

L.

U.

K.

 

[Luk]

L.

U.

K.

Hush, Rapey.

 

[Lancedalot]

Can you slide them slowly down to your ankles while coyly looking back over your shoulder at me, bend over, grab those girlyman cheeks, spread them apart, and let me slide by big fat dick up your butt til its big bulbous head emerges from your mouth?

Your allegedly smokin' hot girlfriend says that's her favorite way to give me head.

 

[feverplanet]

Can you slide them slowly down to your ankles while coyly looking back over your shoulder at me, bend over, grab those girlyman cheeks, spread them apart, and let me slide by big fat dick up your butt til its big bulbous head emerges from your mouth?

Your allegedly smokin' hot girlfriend says that's her favorite way to give me head.

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS VISUAL??

 

[Luk]

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS VISUAL??

His mom doesn't let him do anything else.

 

[Que]

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS VISUAL??

You sound very excited.

 

[toeskr]

Ah ha ha hahaha.

Too funny. Kowboi wants to respond but knows that he expected to be the cleanup team... and loves it.

 

[oralaccents]

How long before he's insulting this one?

 

[feverplanet]

You sound very excited.

LOL. I didn't mean to project excitement, but rather surprise and alarm.

 

[Luk]

I love when trolls confirm how much Luk has damaged them.

 

[spacekowboy]

Rent free, toejam.

You gotta get over it already. I promise, your hurted feewings will get better.

If it helps I just got back from my morning walk and my feet are good and sweaty. I can shove them in your mouth if that will help you get over this animosity.

 

[oralaccents]

"morning walk" WAFL!

(All the way to the bathroom for Kleenex and Jergens)

 

[silver gurl]

You guys spend a lot of time thinking about Luk

 

[Lancedalot]

Which used pair of hubby's whitey tighties are you lounging around in today, whale tail?

 

[Luk]

You guys spend a lot of time thinking about Luk

lil lace, Ann, and Que do it under multiple names.

 

[heathergives]

Which pair of your allegedly smokin' hot girlfriend's panties are you wearing tonight?

Not mine.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

lil lace, Ann, and Que do it under multiple names.

It's just me luk.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

You guys spend a lot of time thinking about Luk

For a married woman you sure spend a lot of time on a porn site.

 

[heathergives]

It's just me luk.

I guess we're all shit out of luk.

 

[Que]

lil lace, Ann, and Que do it under multiple names.

Sounds like you feel very persecuted. Sorry to hear how damaged you have become.

 

[heathergives]

lil lace, Ann, and Que do it under multiple names.

http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/10-please-hold-while-I-transfer-you-to-the-butthurt-department-sarcastic-meme.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

For a married woman you sure spend a lot of time on a porn site.

12,800 posts in 13 years.

You, 5000 posts in 1.

 

[bbx56]

How many posts have I made in the past 5 days?

who was making excuses?

what excuses were made?

we are still waiting for an answer