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Dear Jeeeezus H Keeerist Litster

There are many things you don't understand and by my judgment of your intellect you never can or will. Live with it.

Wishing you would shut the fuck up Litster.

Dear Wishing Litster..

We don't always get our way, do we? I wish you'd just slink away like the fuckin weasel you are, but neither I nor the rest of the people here that think you're just plain garbage are getting their way. So suck it up buttercup.

I do think it hilarious that you'd mention having any sort of intellect. You paraded around as a woman for what, a year? Lying, deceiving... you are a despicable POS. You're not smart, you have no intellect, no scruples.. you got nothin. That's why you stay here. You should head to the general board with the rest of the pathetic losers. Lance, Query and the rest would lurve ya..

I will say a big thanks that you didn't send me boobies pics after I asked you for them. :D


Go fuck yourself. Asshole.

Signed...Smiling and living a great life over here Litster...
 
Dear poetry thread creating Litster,

The only thing I geek out on more than spreadsheets is poetry. Thanks for bringing it back to the playground.

Signed,
Terrible poet and I know it Litster :D
 
Dear Wishing Litster..

We don't always get our way, do we? I wish you'd just slink away like the fuckin weasel you are, but neither I nor the rest of the people here that think you're just plain garbage are getting their way. So suck it up buttercup.

I do think it hilarious that you'd mention having any sort of intellect. You paraded around as a woman for what, a year? Lying, deceiving... you are a despicable POS. You're not smart, you have no intellect, no scruples.. you got nothin. That's why you stay here. You should head to the general board with the rest of the pathetic losers. Lance, Query and the rest would lurve ya..

I will say a big thanks that you didn't send me boobies pics after I asked you for them. :D


Go fuck yourself. Asshole.

Signed...Smiling and living a great life over here Litster...

Dear Smiling...

Note to self: never, ever piss you off. Lol. :p

Kicking back litster
 
Dear Clandestine Litster,

You have an alt? :eek:

Seriously? You, who rarely express an opinion, created an alt that seems to exist solely to expose your contempt for others? Why? There is no shortage of people on the who choose to flaunt less than tolerant behavior. Why bother with subterfuge? :confused:

Two possible reasons come to mind. One marginally more honorable than the other. I sincerely hope….

I’m not sure what shocks me most. That I recognized you, or that I’m not really all that surprised.

Shocked and Slightly Disappointed Litster
 
Dear Cowardly Slinking Litster

You don't have the balls or the brains to talk to me so you continue to post your silly shit. I have admitted my part in that collaboration over a year ago. Have you admitted to her how you used to PM us telling us how she was no good and when we defended her you told us how her husband was no good. All along the person who is no good was you.

Patiently waiting for you to realize that you are not smart enough to bother me Litster.

Lol..


What a huge pile of deflection that was. There is no coward in me, no slinking. I live in Michigan. You're welcome to come see how much balls I have.

I never said anything of the sort about her and her husband. I don't even know him, and really don't know much about her. She seems a very sweet person, and you and YOUR cowardly ways ended up hurting her for no good reason.

I have exceptional character and anyone that has gotten to know me off the board will attest to that. Ask Joydyan or Scentofawoman, both who know me extremely well what I have to offer. I can live with myself, how you can is beyond me.

You are trash. You're the pussy ass bitch hiding behind your monitor.

The weather is nice this week here... Jus sayin.
 
Dear Clandestine Litster,

You have an alt? :eek:

Seriously? You, who rarely express an opinion, created an alt that seems to exist solely to expose your contempt for others? Why? There is no shortage of people on the who choose to flaunt less than tolerant behavior. Why bother with subterfuge? :confused:

Two possible reasons come to mind. One marginally more honorable than the other. I sincerely hope….

I’m not sure what shocks me most. That I recognized you, or that I’m not really all that surprised.

Shocked and Slightly Disappointed Litster

Dear shocked Litster,

You spotted an alt?
Please tell me, I beg.
I never know which ones,
Are pulling my leg.

Signed,
Princess pushover
 
Dear drink wielding Litster,

I've never understood why anyone would wish away their penis. They're so much fun to play with and simple to operate!

Men are weird.

Signed,
Make mine a double
 
Dear Ever-the-Hostess Litster,

I love popcorn!

Signed,
Out of the Loop Litster

Dear Out of the Loop Litster,

I'm also unaware but amused. Someone pretended to have a vagina when they really have a penis.... I gather. So in effect, just another day at Lit.

Sincerely,
Now handing out the drinks.


Ronster had an Alt ImagineMe2 who was supposedly a lesbian woman. He carried it on for a year and 6,000 posts and fooled a lot of decent people until about a year ago.

Nice people even gave him/her a birthday thread.

Then there was even a thread to call him out on it . . .

He has no shame . . . .
 
Dear drink wielding Litster,

I've never understood why anyone would wish away their penis. They're so much fun to play with and simple to operate!

Men are weird.

Signed,
Make mine a double

Dear Teasing One

A double for your drink, or a double for your new dick? Because one is understandable, the other is just greedy...

Signed, afeared.
 
Dear ACCENTuated Litster,

You're correct.

Signed,

Gonna go rub my clit, I mean rub my cock, I mean stroke my vagina.

Dear Transgendered Litster,

You better wait til Little_Sister, Suz_Anne, and Trekka show up....they would hate to miss the show

Signed,

A Voyeuristic Litster
 
Dear Teasing One

A double for your drink, or a double for your new dick? Because one is understandable, the other is just greedy...

Signed, afeared.

Dear 'fraidy cat Litster,

Drinks should always be doubled. Dicks? I'm still not convinced that two is better than one. Either way, I prefer my dicks attached to someone else.

Signed,
Perfectly content to have a vagina Litster
 
Dear drink wielding Litster,

I've never understood why anyone would wish away their penis. They're so much fun to play with and simple to operate!

Men are weird.

Signed,
Make mine a double

Dear make mine a double Litster

Simple to operate??? you would be foolish to try without conducting a full wrist assessment while wearing goggles

just sayin Litster
 
Dear Litster ~
Quit stalking my friend...I want them to feel safe to come back to the boards.

And dear other Litsers ~ too much drama makes my head and my heart hurt.
 
Dear Litster,

I would have you believe that the image painted by my words and posts are that of someone with surpreme confidence, and sexual mastery, but those are just thoughts and desires. I'm flawed. I hurt. I cry. I don't want to be popular, but would rather be someone who uplifts others and pushes them toward their greater selves. I want everyone to see their own inherent beauty, often while not truly embracing my own. Yes, Amalgamation is me. Pervy Sage is me. Dark Kent is me. But the other stuff is me as well. The awkwardness. The introvert. The sensitive soul. The romantic. The gentle voice. The artist. The guy who often gets caught in the friend zone because privately the transition into sexy talk can be wrought with destruction, and I value connections innately. This is who I am, the guy who would just as soon listen to your problems over a pint of ice cream as I am to fuck you silly and then hold you closely and watch you sleep afterward. All of this is me. I'm in afraid to say it publicly. This is me.

Sincerely,

The Honest Voice
 
Dear shocked Litster,

You spotted an alt?
Please tell me, I beg.
I never know which ones,
Are pulling my leg.

Signed,
Princess pushover

Dear Rhyming Litster,

Not a fun, nice alt
A full on douche-y display
GB worthy, in every way

Signed,
Sucks at Haiku Litster :p
 
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