Dear Litster...

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

If martini's are like tits... it's a wonder you managed to get your hands on any at all

LOL...oh APpy.

I love it.


Dear Litster,

I am considering your request to will you a picture of my tits. The ones that would bruise instead of bounce if what you suggested were to occur.


I know you are a stinker because someone we both know and love mentioned it a time or two.

 

[lovemonster]

er...*giggles*

Loveypoo...in your case, i think tits are more like tequila shots

*pops a drunken jewwy baby into your mouth and pokes your bum wiv my stick*

hmmm... just about wiggle weady i finks!

Excuse me missy, but you're not slamming my tits down on the bar after sprinkling salt and lemon on them!!!!

*giggles and wiggles*

 

[whspr]

Dear Litster...

Thank you for giving me your time. I will never be able to tell you how very much it has meant to me.

Soft Kisses,
Whspr

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,...well kinda litster..litster whos a litser who doesn't post but u[lruks and how i'm talkking to right now.

i love you even though you're the reason im typing like this
haha i didn;t make a single type in thar sentencer!
maybe i should drink more often!@!!

anyway

i miss youuuu come bakc to lit..no dont/! but come back! no!
*winksiwnks*

dont you worry bout the thing
i'm gon a tka e care of it.

*sighs*

I'm love insane! and youa re too!! woohoo for us!


stop talking dirty to me.
ok don't
okay you're syaing somnething better go bvajc to the window to read it now,

ksmoochses!!

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster


Here is the dictionary I borrowed the other day. I thought you might need it. Don't pay any attention to the underlined words. That was done by the...er....cats? Yep the cats.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,...well kinda litster..litster whos a litser who doesn't post but u[lruks and how i'm talkking to right now.

i love you even though you're the reason im typing like this
haha i didn;t make a single type in thar sentencer!
maybe i should drink more often!@!!

anyway

i miss youuuu come bakc to lit..no dont/! but come back! no!
*winksiwnks*

dont you worry bout the thing
i'm gon a tka e care of it.

*sighs*

I'm love insane! and youa re too!! woohoo for us!


stop talking dirty to me.
ok don't
okay you're syaing somnething better go bvajc to the window to read it now,

ksmoochses!!

Dear Litster,

I'll leave some paracetamol and a large glass of water on the bedside table for you.

xx

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,...well kinda litster..litster whos a litser who doesn't post but u[lruks and how i'm talkking to right now.

i love you even though you're the reason im typing like this
haha i didn;t make a single type in thar sentencer!
maybe i should drink more often!@!!

anyway

i miss youuuu come bakc to lit..no dont/! but come back! no!
*winksiwnks*

dont you worry bout the thing
i'm gon a tka e care of it.

*sighs*


I'm love insane! and youa re too!! woohoo for us!


stop talking dirty to me.
ok don't
okay you're syaing somnething better go bvajc to the window to read it now,

ksmoochses!!

Dear Litster,

...if you could only get her back....I would even be polite to her...even though she is too darn smart for her britches...<smile>....

...maybe I will send her an offline and tell her how much we miss her.....

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I'll leave some paracetamol and a large glass of water on the bedside table for you.

xx

Dear Litster,

ugh.

*with last dying breath nominates Lovey for Patron Saint to Alcos...*

ugghhh.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

ugh.

*with last dying breath nominates Lovey for Patron Saint to Alcos...*

ugghhh.

...would you like me to play my pipes....of course you can pay me later...<evil grin>

...HEY!...was that too loud?...sorry...<snicker>....now give me back my left nipple or I will show you how good I am at playing the simbles...

... ...

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear lister
you have played both sides against the middle for far too long now.I watched,listened and even played along.
You know have the proverbial rope my sweet.Good luck is all i can say at this point
(you were advised)
who's zooming who now?

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

Ehem, now I'm all self-conscious and such...

Mia

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Lister (I say this cos I know you lurk),

You have no idea of what's going on.............and tis none of your business.

Also a tad arrogant to think that before all the fuss I ever knew who you were.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Miss ya.

xx

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Did you get it, did you get it?!?!

Did you get to take a photo with one of your favourites at the breakfast?!?!

*smiles*

I hope you're having a wonderful time and all craziness is low if not nonexistent

Nothing knew here.
Caught up with some of my favourite lit chikas, Crvy replenished my soul as always and K talked my ear off as usual
I, of course, am not one to talk or ramble so I've been pretty quiet teehee

Same drama as the last few days, just crazier
Can't wait to tell you

*hugs you so tight*

Off to bed soon...*giggles* so yeah, any time within the next 4 hours.

Just wanted to leave a little note in case you play Mr Lurker

My harddrive is still totally deaded, he ateded all my music! gonna take him to the hostipal tomorrow, see what they can do, and ooh MissyPhone is all fixed, gotta pick her up tomorrow, have a little welcome home party for her, for sure.
Maybe i'll celebrate by waking caddlebear up at 6am or something I'll tell him it was your idea

Back to ginger tea and porridge for me.
I was naughty all last week and i'm paying for it...

Hope your bewwy is filled to his heart's content and MrKnee isn't complaining too loudly.
Remember to remember eeeeeeeeeeevery detail!!!

I can't wait to hear all about it.
... and can't wait to hear the happiness in your voice when you tell me.

Missing you so much i can't even remember what the viet word for miss is
but i's never forget dis word.... yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.

em yeu anh, mai mai.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

That phone call I just finished with you, still has me smiling.

J...what an awesome little brother you are. You make me feel...good. You make me smile, and you give it to me straight (double entendre not intended).

I love you, sweet man. Having you as part of my world, makes it nicer!

I'm glad I had the foresight to see you as one of the bestest keepers in my group of keepees!

Boo Boo

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster
Have fun doing "that".See you when you get back.psssttt,,,counting my nickels in the piggy bank&not much longer now
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
LYB

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Yeah you with the stripey legs.

MUSHFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear litster
yes you,,,the cute widdle appy
dance wiv me






mush face too,,,,,,,,,

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Lister,

Thank you for sharing a few sites with me over the last few months that have saved my sanity

Thank you for always making me laugh.

Thank you for your honesty.

In fact, thank you for just being you, warts and all

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

We both know about your addiction so when I don't respond to your invitations, please try to understand that I'm trying to lovingly let you decide how to handle it on your own.

I feel calm when I don't answer your invitations because I know this is the best I can do for you.


Mia

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

You have the hottest ass (and other stuff ) in lit land. I'd post a pic to prove my point, but I want to keep you all to myself. I like what I have, and I'm keeping it. MINE MINE MINE

I've just been looking at pictures of it (and other stuff) and felt the need to let you know.

Toss in that I've been reading an old IM session we had, that has me lusting after you, and well, it's been a pretty exciting afternoon.

Only two things could make it better. Having your voice, and having your YOU.

Hmmm...ILY PWD...MY HDF, and very delicious man.

Your K

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

I'm sorry you're not happy with your relationship right now.

Mia

 

[fathom7]

Dear Litster:

We've not met, likely never will and more's the pity. The things I've come to know of you over the course of just posting and PM'ing with you make me smile. Your laugh, though I've not heard it, most likely is music and flows easily from what are truly tempting lips.

The humor you bring, always, to these tired old eyes as I read things from you (public and private) gladdens my heart. It's not a longing nor an obsession -- merely an admiration. Yes, I suppose there might be a twinge of envy in there for the person who gets to do the things with you that I know I want to. Ideally, that person is as keenly appreciative of those qualities that make you who you are as I.

As I've written so many times before now, sweet woman -- Now -- back to the humour portion of our programme.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster..

It was nice to hear your voice just now, I miss you so much, and I cannot wait for the weeks to fly on by.

And you were such a good girl last night, you really know how to make me feel special, I hope that I do the same for you

Speak soon

Thumper

 

[trent0553]

I was wrong!