Dear Litster...

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster.

Brace yourself.

I can feel myself becoming…oh so very unattractively clingy this week, either that or…I shall pull away completely.

Extremist? Who me?

Please know it’s nothing but an exercise in self-preservation, preparing me for next week, when I’m going to have to relearn what it was like before I had you in my life.

Please expect exorbitant amounts of the following:

• Brattiness.

• Clinginess.

• Unexplainable…and unexplained weird silences.

• Followed by short (hopefully, for your sake) burst of nonsensical, random, babbling.

• Deep philosophical questions about your thoughts on the meaning of love and its many varations on the order of the universe and alien reproduction.

• Strange requests for things like…
  • the sound of you opening and closing the front door
  • opening the lid of the toilet
  • replacing the phone on the charger
  • and refilling your pepper gwinder.

• Outrageous bouts of jealousy over how you sweetly speak to the order drive thru person at Dunkin Donuts (I don’t care how old he is) and then accusations about how you’re not being flirty enough on Lit (are your refraining because you think I’m going to over react?)

• Smothering you in so many offlines yahoo crashes and then blubbering crying because you didn’t leave me any offlines.

• Hot heavy dirty kinky possibly illegal in some countries upside down numbered positions sex. A lot of it. And more. And then some.

• And never ending declarations of love…the murder suicide pact kind.

So all in all…

Not a really out of the ordinary week at all!!

Love you!

xo

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

If you're reading this... get the hell off the computer and go to bed!!!!!!





PS...ok gotta run, gotta wake you up from your nap so that you will go to sleep early, later tonight. got it?

yoyoyoyoyoy ​

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

How can we creatively work this minor-yet-major difference out?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Lister,
As David Tenant (sic)said(uhmm,,,you know him,yeah?)"This is the doctor,,,,you blew it"
giggles

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

<urgent news flash>

...I just heard that B-52's bombed Rome as people rushed to here...?

...wait...opps...got it wrong...

...people rushed to hear the B-52's sing the de-bomb song, Rome...

..<nevermind>..

... ...

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Litster,

Some people bring a spark of light into the lives of others, re-lighting smiles and laughter.

You are one of these very special people and I am so glad that I encountered you here.

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

I hope you are having a wonderful day. I'm sorry you felt you had to leave like that, but it was your free choice.

Mia

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Hope you find exactly what you're looking for today.

And if you do, I want a go!!

xx

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

I hope you are feeling much better today and that your double shot of cherry Nyquil has done what you had hoped.

Remember what I told you about headache, I promise, J...it works.

K

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I hope you are feeling much better today and that your double shot of cherry Nyquil has done what you had hoped.

Remember what I told you about headache, I promise, J...it works.

K

Dear Litster (whoever you are..i'm just butting in here)

If it's advice about the bath and cool head thingy..dooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiit it really does work. I was plagued with just about the worst headaches ever last week and this lovely lady's piece of advice was my saving grace...then again, it could've been K's AV pics *giggles*

I hope you feel better soon.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster (whoever you are..i'm just butting in here)

If it's advice about the bath and cool head thingy..dooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiit it really does work. I was plagued with just about the worst headaches ever last week and this lovely lady's piece of advice was my saving grace...then again, it could've been K's AV pics *giggles*

I hope you feel better soon.

Dear Litster...

APpy, I'm so glad it worked for you! It just about always does. If you can get yourself to bed to sleep it off after you do that, you end up a whole lot better off.

He took that double shot of Nyquil hoping to sleep/head it off, but man like, he's probably sick and at work today! Sharing the wealth. Gotta love it!

J...go back to bed ~ work called, they don't want your germs!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster (who hails...southerly...ahem)

I'm glad to see you skulking around.

COS THAT"S WHAT YOU ARE!!

A SKULKER!

And you're MEAN!

I would've said these things in PM but since you're MEAN i can't, and anyway, if i COULD PM you, you wouldn't be so MEAN!

*calms down*

So, how are you?

It's almost Halloween. Have you come back for your pumpkinhead? I keep him wrapped up in the shed. Lemme knooooooooooowwww.

Anyway, blah blah...i had some fun with the medieval torture device a few weeks ago. And i thought of you. I know..extreme humiliating pain brought you back to mind.

So yeah. Hope you're doing well.

That's all.

Just wanted to say... SKULKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster,

You rock my world to the core, I am so happy I could shit

Hope that you have a perfect day and that you manage to sort out the class clown and that your friend realises that you are just that and that she understands you have more than one friend.

You are not selfish, you only have 24 hours in a day and you do cram a helluva a lot into it - so if she is a mate, she'll understand

I L Y

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

Shrug it off.

Mia

 

[kendra1980]

MY Litster,

I love you, and I am so sorry you are sick.

I wish I were with you to take care of you, kiss your aches away (probably polluting myself, but it would be worth it), spoil you. I believe I could live happily with spoiling you as my full time job.

I'm sorry, too, your plans were scuppered (did I use the term right? )

I wanted only to write you here, and leave this little love note for you to find, to let you know you are on my heart (always), and that I wish you better...that if wishes could do it, you'd be well right now.

Gentle kisses, and comforting hugs to you MY handsome, MY sweetest one.

K

 

[sirgary]

MY Litster,

I love you, and I am so sorry you are sick.

I wish I were with you to take care of you, kiss your aches away (probably polluting myself, but it would be worth it), spoil you. I believe I could live happily with spoiling you as my full time job.

I'm sorry, too, your plans were scuppered (did I use the term right? )

I wanted only to write you here, and leave this little love note for you to find, to let you know you are on my heart (always), and that I wish you better...that if wishes could do it, you'd be well right now.

Gentle kisses, and comforting hugs to you MY handsome, MY sweetest one.

K

...don't worry...it was just a little hang over...I'll be fine...

What did you say was for scupper...er...supper?

Didn't know you felt that way but I am not suprised, I feel that way about me also...=)

........<smile>......

D-----rest, asprin...=)

... ...

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for your reassuring words. It's so good to know you'll be there for me in times of trouble.

xx

 

[kendra1980]

...don't worry...it was just a little hang over...I'll be fine...

What did you say was for scupper...er...supper?

Didn't know you felt that way but I am not suprised, I feel that way about me also...=)

........<smile>......

D-----rest, asprin...=)

... ...

LOL

now THAT was funny!


you stinker. You are such a loving, sweet drunk. Maybe you should stay that way!

 

[sirgary]

LOL

now THAT was funny!


you stinker. You are such a loving, sweet drunk. Maybe you should stay that way!

...martinni's are like tits...one is not enough and three are too many...

...next time I will stick to beer...whew...I should have known better...

...and how did you know I was a stinker?....it had only been a week since my last shower...oh...a westerly wind...gotya..

... ...

 

[lonelyinsnowlan]

Dear Litster,

It's not fair that my bed is so empty and cold without you next to me. It's not fair that hearing your voice makes me feel like everything is good in the world again. It's not fair that all I want are your kisses.

It's not fair that you're not here.

It's not fair that you're stealing my heart, piece by piece.


I miss you.

 

[asian_princess]

...martinni's are like tits...one is not enough and three are too many...

...next time I will stick to beer...whew...I should have known better...

...and how did you know I was a stinker?....it had only been a week since my last shower...oh...a westerly wind...gotya..

... ...

Dear Litster,

If martini's are like tits... it's a wonder you managed to get your hands on any at all

 

[trent0553]

Dear Litster,

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Extras/Thank%20you/catthanks-vi.gif

You have no idea how much what you did meant!

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

If martini's are like tits... it's a wonder you managed to get your hands on any at all

Dear Litster,

...<grin>....I get lucky every now and then...with the perfect martinni's that is...

...why?....are you wanting to mix me a drink?...<curious>...

... ...

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

If martini's are like tits... it's a wonder you managed to get your hands on any at all

Dear Litster,

Does this explain why mine are always shaken and not stirred?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Does this explain why mine are always shaken and not stirred?

er...*giggles*

Loveypoo...in your case, i think tits are more like tequila shots

*pops a drunken jewwy baby into your mouth and pokes your bum wiv my stick*

hmmm... just about wiggle weady i finks!