Dear Litster...

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Keep those I care about close and safe. Bring comfort to the ones who are hurting, healing to those who are sick or injured, strength to the ones feeling weak, and friendship and love to those who are lonely.

Thanks for listening!

Dear Litster!

You're home!!

*hugs tight*

...someone stole my buzzy hot electrical thing

Hope you had a great time! Can't wait to hear about it

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

I need you. More than ever. I need you to be near to me, and yet you are so far away. One moment held by you would make all this maybe not better, but it would make me feel it was going to be alright. That your big, strong shoulders and 'sensible' demeanor would help me. Would give me strength.

I'm a little emotional and weak right now, but as a sweet friend here told me, it's alright to be human. And she is so right. I can have fragile moments, and it is alright. I just wish you were here with me.

I love you P.

Your K

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster.

I’m really proud of the phone call you made yesterday.

I know it was hard for you.

But your bravery has never been of the superficial kind.
You battle with decisions that have no known outcome… that sometimes put you at risk but lately, you haven’t let that stop you from taking what was the more challenging, difficult option… simply because you know it was right.

And now, someone you care about knows that you’re there for them.
When they need to know it most.

A seemingly simple gift, but one that would never have been given if you hadn’t taken the chance to make the call.

I’m glad you put yourself out there to do what inside you knew was right. And you let your actions truly reflect the man you are inside.

So, I just wanted to say.

I’m proud of you.
And I’m proud to know you

xo

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

Sounds like we have a case...against me..
Oh well, lets take the money and head to vegas, bayyyyybeeeeeeee!!!!!!
... that would save the whole having to pimp our butts thing..

Though chrome butt crack???
Enterprenurial genius... i think...perhaps.

While you're there, i wanna little fluffy dice.

Dear Litster

You can only have little fluffy dice if you promise to clean out it's cage every day and feed it. There's nothing sadder then having to bury dead fluffy dice due to neglect.

 

[denali]

Dear Litser

I'm thinking of you - as I always do.
Don't overthink what I said or wrote. Don't read more into my words than I intended. Don't cry.
Know that I love you.

 

[fun2kissamy]

Dear Litster,

I hope you are having a great time this week and will enjoy the opportunity in front of you. I know that you are nervous and a bit anxious as this is new to you.... But do know that I am here thinking about you.

I will miss you while you are away...but you will be back before you know it. It will be ok *hugs*.

Oh, and your prize is on it's way *snicker*

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Dear Litster,

I hope you are having a great time this week and will enjoy the opportunity in front of you. I know that you are nervous and a bit anxious as this is new to you.... But do know that I am here thinking about you.

I will miss you while you are away...but you will be back before you know it. It will be ok *hugs*.

Oh, and your prize is on it's way *snicker*

Dear Litster,

First of all, and you know this already, we bought the statue together, and it belongs to both of us. There are only three Elvis-in-Soaps in existence. We either need to sell ours and split the proceeds or--and I'm just throwing out ideas here--maybe one of us should use it in the shower until it's half gone and then the other take over from there.

Second of all, it's spelled absquatulate. It makes me crazy when you get that wrong.

And finally, as for the question you asked last night, yes it's quite common, there's a whole community of guys who have both a third nipple and a third testicle. That was just mean.

I just also want to say how sorry I am, in retrospect, that I replaced your toothpaste with caulk. Now that I've said that, could you please unweld my braces? Joke over, I get it, ha ha.

Yours,
Me

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Sometimes things happen with no explanation, things that are beyond our control and it can leave us feelin' like we have a hole in our heart because of what's suddenly missin'. I wish more than anything in the world that I could make things ok for you, but I know that I can't. All I can do tell you that in the short time we've been friends, you've wiggled your way into special place in my heart. You, my friend, have one of the biggest hearts of anyone I've ever met. You don't have to reach out, but you do. And you are loved. And you are worthy of it even if you don't believe that right now. But that's ok. I'll just keep remindin' you. I'm stubborn like that. *nods*

Love,
Gracie

 

[defttouch]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for making the last two days so enjoyable. It isn't everyday that someone comes along who enjoys WSRP as much as I do. I hope that what we started continues for amny days to come.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Dear Litster!

You're home!!

*hugs tight*

...someone stole my buzzy hot electrical thing

Hope you had a great time! Can't wait to hear about it

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the hug! Always appreciate those! {{{{{HUG}}}}} back atcha!

Now I have a violet wand... that's hot and buzzy and electrical. Wanna play?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster

You can only have little fluffy dice if you promise to clean out it's cage every day and feed it. There's nothing sadder then having to bury dead fluffy dice due to neglect.

Dear Litster,

I thought you agreed not to hold the dead fluffy dice against me...it feels icky.
And it's hardly my fault that you didn't think flushing was appropriate for the memorial.

But fine. this time i promise to feed it pussy willows and cotton candy is to ensure its fluffiness is well maintained.

But you have to take it for its walk everyday.
And don't let it off its leash while you're picking up other fluffy dice walkers at the park, you think i didn't realise you brought home a fluoro green one instead of my pretty pinky orange polka dot one last time?

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

I thought you agreed not to hold the dead fluffy dice against me...it feels icky.
And it's hardly my fault that you didn't think flushing was appropriate for the memorial.

But fine. this time i promise to feed it pussy willows and cotton candy is to ensure its fluffiness is well maintained.

But you have to take it for its walk everyday.
And don't let it off its leash while you're picking up other fluffy dice walkers at the park, you think i didn't realise you brought home a fluoro green one instead of my pretty pinky orange polka dot one last time?

Dear Litster

But you have to admit the fluoro green one was far better behaved. It didn't chase the pet rock around the garden, it didn't wee in the sofa, it didn't get drunk and start arguments with it's own reflection in the mirror about what colour gold fish should really be and it didn't keep calling me n00b when it beat me at halo2.

Ps
You can't flush a dead fluffy dice as the things wont sink....The last one just soaked up all the blue water and I had to call the plumber out.

 

[fun2kissamy]

Dear Litster,

I miss you. Come back in one piece....or at least several pieces I can work with *evil grin*

Your efforts to make me feel like you aren't even gone are working though. Thank you for making me feel special.

Sweetness........

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster

But you have to admit the fluoro green one was far better behaved. It didn't chase the pet rock around the garden, it didn't wee in the sofa, it didn't get drunk and start arguments with it's own reflection in the mirror about what colour gold fish should really be and it didn't keep calling me n00b when it beat me at halo2.

Ps
You can't flush a dead fluffy dice as the things wont sink....The last one just soaked up all the blue water and I had to call the plumber out.

Dear Litster,

I have no word of argument on the disciplinary matter of my pink fuzzy dice. However I would just like to clarify ONE point. She was callling you BOOB, not n00b. And just where do you think she learned THAT word? *glares at you* hmmmmm?? I told you, if you're going to take her to the track, teach her how to pickpocket so she'll have something to do instead of hanging around with you and your potty mouth cronies!

*waves my white lacy delicate as a sign of surrender*

but you're right. the clogging of the toilet was my fault.

the government really should release some sort of memo on flushable deceased fabric pets. Personally, i think they've got some sort of deal going with the plumbing industry. Skimming off the call out fee from every "extrusion of fuzzy dice from toilet" service... the plumber overcharging us, then distracting with a quick butt crack flash and out the door with the hard earned cash won from your day at the track.

*tears at the white delicate mumbling conspiracy theories under my breaeth*

hang on....this isn't MY white delicate... this one's got lace..it's yours!!

 

[fun2kissamy]

Dear Sweet Cheeks Litster.....

I know you look for my posts to see what I am up to, so I thought I would send you a message this way to wish you a wonderful day, a kind weekend and hope that your trip goes well.

Why are all my friends leaving btw...there seems to be a pattern here. I want to leave!

I will miss you as I do every weekend *kiss*
Amy

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Can you wake me up in an hour?
Or will you be sleeping?

Just send me telepathic messages in your sleep then.

*huggles*

 

[dogmperk]

Dear Miss Hives,

I love our talks and time together. I will miss them, but do know that we will keep in touch. I will always love you.

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Litsters,

Just to clarify..........I joined Lit at the end of May for the very first time. I am not an Alt for anyone who may have been here before. I am me, just me.

I hope that is now clear.

 

[charmed1]

Dear Litster,

I've not had a proper cuppa in MONTHS! I blame you.

~Me

 

[fathom7]

Dear Litster:

I miss you all when I'm not around. What I try to bring is a little more humor, sprinkled with personal insight and compassion. Eclectic? Well, it's not my middle name but it is the town I grew up in.

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

You remind me of Rolf Lundgren. At least I think that's his name--you know, the Swedish actor. Big, swarthy, blonde guy.

So, that's it. Just thought I'd tell you. I think Rolf is uber-sexy.

Mia

 

[charmed1]

Dear Litster,

You confuse me. We can never know all things about all people but I really feel as if I have a bead on you you and I'm usually right. I think I'll stick to my instincts on this one and leave you, and well enough, alone.

~Charmed...as usual.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster,

I've not had a proper cuppa in MONTHS! I blame you.

~Me

Dear Litster,

I've not been rewarded for a decent cuppa in months either

moi

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Litsters,

My every visit here is full of fun and laughter and that is all cos of you guys. You make it a joy to play and I hope to keep visiting for a very long time. My Lit-fix is part of what keeps me smiling every day.

So I say to one and all, I thank you for the fantabulous fun

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the song.
It's perfect.

But we have today...
And Come Monday, we'll be together again!!!!

*giggles* gotta go now... phone's ringing! it's you!