Dear Litster, once more

[SweetMystery]

Dear Oil Spill Litster,

I still have your scent on me and I love it.

Yours,
Enjoying the "Ow" Litster

 

[_Ritch_]

Dear Litster,

Enjoy the next two weeks. I'm sure you'll have an amazing time!

Signed,
Will Be Thinking Of You Litster.

 

[_Ritch_]

Dear Litster,

The days are dragging by really fucking slowly. Hope you're behaving yourself.

Speak soon!

I'll nap whilst I wait Litster.

 

[lacandy]

Dear you-know-who-you-are litster:

I hope the last time won't be our last time. Missing you! *kiss*

Dear Speed…

Maybe presumptive…but you know how to find me my number’s still the same

Signed May-be-I-know-who-I-am

 

[SweetMystery]

Dear Travelling Litster,

I'm looking forward to your return. I may go sit at the park tomorrow but I will miss you being there. Drive safely.

Yours,
Saving the Kisses Litster

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Litster who swore you were different.
The one who got mad at me for judging him based on people from my past.
The one who said he was not like all the others.
The one who said he would not do those things to me.
The one who did a pretty darn good job of proving it. Until you didn't.

We went from talking every day. All day. To not at all.
I told you this was the reason I was afraid to get close to anyone now.
you swore you were different.
This is why I don't want to get close to anyone now.

I never thought you'd be the one to say the words and then disappear.

Once again. I was wrong. I know better and yet I wanted so badly to believe you were different.

Thanks for checking in on me while I was dealing with Covid.... Not.

Sincerely,
Throwing in the towel.
Again.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litster who will never see this,

I miss my friend. I miss hearing your voice. Your laugh. Hearing about the grandkids. All of it. I know what I said. And I meant it. But I'm still allowed to miss you.

Me

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Dear Once my Sir,
I trusted you so much with my secrets, with a small fragment of my love I had left to give, you created a happiness I thought was long forgotten.
Together we created realms of pain and pleasure of heartbreak and pleasure spun characters out of thin air and made them loveable.
Then it all came tumbling down you made me feel judged when I told you my views were different to yours. I felt force to accept what you had to say and ingnore my own beliefs in my time of need.
I'm sorry but not even you are worth that even if my heartaches everyday without you.
I miss you and I hope life is what you want it to be.

Once your Babygirl

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear Litster,

I was just reading a thread in the PB and the clever back and forth reminded me of reading through the forums with you. I can hear you laughing as you read each one out loud, appreciating the intelligence behind each insult. Doing Lit with you was a lot fun…and I miss that time. I hope you’re well.

B

 

[Facelessxghost]

Dearest lister,

I don’t know where to begin….

I want you to have the world, because you deserve it. You deserve all the happiness and joy. You deserve to smile nonstop from sunrise to sunset. Your heart is a good heart. Please take good care of it.

You won’t see this because It is very possible you don’t exist. Maybe I don’t either.

Love that has nowhere to go is my definition is grief.

Forever grieving, walking alone.

“Boy that turned dark”
- random onlooker

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Dear girl with the perfect hair,

It has been 767 days. I still think about you often, especially when I visit this goddamn site. Every moment we spent together was a gift. I wish you had stayed. I wish you had told me whatever it was that I didn't know. I wish you had continued to annoy me. And let me annoy you.

I wish you only happiness and good health wherever you are. If you still are.

My lap misses you. I miss you.

Your annoying boyfriend.

 

[_Ritch_]

Dear Litster,

I have never met someone full of as much shit as you.

Signed,

Fuck you.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear European Litster,
If I get arrested in Europe for calling people numpties as a term of endearment, we're going to have words.
Your numpty

 

[cbo1234]

Dear Duke fan,

I can't wait until our Monday morning call.

Signed,

Missing you constantly

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Dear Litster,

For fucks sake, if I agree that I'm a shitty person will you just block me already??
I'm tired of being your only hobby.

Wishing you nothing but happiness and health,
PLP

 

[AveryElle]

Dear Litster
Assuming it’s always about you is more about you than it is about me. Other people do exist.

If you have something to say to me, my inbox is open.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Same to you. But I think my point was just proven.
Best x

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Duke fan,

I can't wait until our Monday morning call.

Signed,

Missing you constantly

You may be very attractive but befriending dukies = deal breaker

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Whiskey Drinking Litster,

White sands, emerald waters... and time.

Just sayin'.

Beach Going Babe

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Whiskey Drinking Litster,

White sands, emerald waters... and time.

Just sayin'.

Beach Going Babe

I am definitely a whiskey drinking litster and this all sounds very inviting but somehow I don't think it's meant for me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,

I admire your enthusiasm, but you are a little like a dog encountering a line of deliciously enticing fire hydrants, and I'm not sure it helps if you try to pee on them all at once.

Hoping you'll calm down and stay the course Litster.

Litster,

A couple of hundred are probably feeling called out.

Litster

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Dear Litster,
It was fun while it lasted. You were the dog and I was the fire hydrant. I’m just not into water sports or furries anymore.
Me

 

[SweetMystery]

Dear Thought Provoking Litster,

I hope you enjoy the thoughts from today. They are only a variation of my every day thoughts but I'm sure you know that by now. I wish your chair (and my mouth) weren't empty. I think your tender parts would love the breeze as much as I would love your tender parts.

All the kisses,
Your Girl of Many Words Litster

 

[Chillygirl]

Dear Litster,

Sorry I was never good enough for you or put forth enough effort in your eyes.

Signed,
Just Me

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Dear litster,

I wish I knew too.

Me.