Dear Litster, once more

Dear litster

I wonder what happened to you. I low key miss talking to you.
 
Dear you-know-who-you-are litster:

I hope the last time won't be our last time. Missing you! *kiss*
 
Dear flight bound Litster.

I found what you left upstairs. :heart: Thank you.
Thank you so much for coming to see me. Thank you for more wonderful memories. I am so grateful that you and my family got along so well. They are still talking about how sad it is that you had to go home. I hope that your flight home is a safe one and that when you get to the hotel you can catch up on some much-needed sleep.
Until next time,

-Me
 
Dear Litster,

My daughter just got a job in a print shop. She’ll be running all the printers and assisting with graphic art. You were the first person I wanted to tell.

-L

Dear Litster,

Maybe its none of my business, but I still think that is very, very cool. I hope she loves it.

-Passing stranger
 
Dear Litster,
I still won't send you a pic of my pussy, so why bother messaging me 9 months later? If I send you one now, it's going to look like this:
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Dear frost kitty,

In the event I ever ask you for a picture of your pussy, I would like you to send me that exact .gif, because that kitty is badass and deserves to be shared.

And in the event I ever ask you for a picture of your dick, only Van Dyke or Nixon are acceptable. No Durbin's here.

Sincerely, Just So We're Clear
 
Dear Got 'em all mad now Litster,

You are a TOTAL douchebag as opposed to just a douchebag! 🤣 How DARE you go in there and mess with their boners in a not so nice way! I'm pretty sure they stomped their feet and threw their lube across the room!

Your friend Aquadude has me all wet, but only because I spit my drink laughing.

Signed,
Keeping my barefeet away
 
Dear Got 'em all mad now Litster,

You are a TOTAL douchebag as opposed to just a douchebag! 🤣 How DARE you go in there and mess with their boners in a not so nice way! I'm pretty sure they stomped their feet and threw their lube across the room!

Your friend Aquadude has me all wet, but only because I spit my drink laughing.

Signed,
Keeping my barefeet away
I truly love it when the guys get all butt hurt for that kind of shit. Good lord. :rolleyes:
 
DL:

All of you. I’m not your flavor. I’m fine with that. I don’t want to be. I’m not looking for “likes”.
I don’t AmPics, now, but I have.
It takes a lot for these AMATEUR posters to post pics.
Don’t insult them by openly asking for money.
Do your thing, but not here, on a free site.

You’re harshing my mellow.

Oh, and guys? We see you.

Yours,
(Douchebag) Fara
Just wait for the next part. "you're just jealous!!" :cautious: :rolleyes:
 
Dear M,
I hadn't thought about you in weeks and haven't cried over you in months. But thanks to stress, hormones, and being sleep deprived today, I couldn't hold back the tears when your face popped into my mind. I saw that smile you would give me when you would shake your head. I wonder if you ever think about me. If you ever miss me. I hope so. Thanks to the help of good friends (one in particular), I have moved on and am no longer bitter, but sometimes it still hurts. Idk I'd do it all over again if I had the chance, but it did help me grow as a person. Thank you for that.
Bambi
 
Dear Anonymous Feedback,

You're the one who chose to leave, I never asked you or wanted you to. You've always been the one walking away.

If you wanted to, you could find me in our places off Lit. I'm right where I've always been. If you truly missed my voice like you said, you'd find your way back.

Not playing games anymore because it hurts,

~bfg~
 
Dear Litster,

I'm not going to bother answering your email since I've already asked you to stop.

I'm not going to invest more time into something that I see as going nowhere because I'm not going to be what you want. I've said that before, too.

I wish you all the best in your quest...but, I'm not it.

~bfg~
 
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