Dear Litster, once more

[Shenanigans90]

Dear Jersey Shore Litsters,
Stay safe, this hurricane looks like a beast. The photos I’ve seen after rain the other day, the beach was underwater and you’re expecting more.

Concerned Litster

Stay safe my friend

 

[Girly_girl]

Stay safe my friend

Thank you friendThankfully I’m not on the coast but still supposed to get a decent amount and winds. Makes me sad to see the beach towns I love get hit so hard.

 

[Esslemont]

All self proclaimed Litsters……get outside for a change.
It won’t kill you.

But sitting on your screen in your isolation and loneliness will.

A bit at a time.
From the inside first….which leads to breakdown of everything else.

Life is not meant to be typed.
Relationships are meant to be together……or else you don’t have one.
No matter how many days you type that you do.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, Assholemont,

Go fuck yourself. Why are you still here if you're such an amazing person. You talk crap because you are.

With little regard,
Holding up a mirror so you can see yourself Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear @MissRadiant ,

Fuck, I forgot to send you birthday boobs! I'm so sorry. I was a total boob-flirt, I promised the titties then I just scarpered off to Scotland and forgot.

Please forgive the mean tease. I shall send them promptly.

Sincerely, Groveller.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Dear Listster,

Such a shame, it could have been even more than it was.

Too bad you couldn't reach out more. You don't have to stop posting just cause I'm here.

Signed,

Stopped waiting

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear @wetpearl69,

Please read the forum rules.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear @AWonkyDonkey,
Thinking about you. You're missed.
The Shanker

 

[Him15]

Dear @Esslemont

No, its dark and scary out there

Sincerely
Me

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Dear Litster (@Esslemont)

Are you a bad alt?

ODAG

 

[PotNoodle79]

Dear LitsterS (you'll know who you are),

You're a lot of fun and have been kind to me since I've been spending a lot of time here.

You're appreciated.

PN79.

 

[AveryElle]

Hey, Assholemont,

Go fuck yourself. Why are you still here if you're such an amazing person. You talk crap because you are.

With little regard,
Holding up a mirror so you can see yourself Litster

remember when he'd post over and over and over again about his partner (Beth??) and her sister? It was super creepy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

remember when he'd post over and over and over again about his partner (Beth??) and her sister? It was super creepy.

He was posting about how wonderful his wife is and we didn't believe he had one. Suddenly, she's posting using his account. Surprisingly (or not) there's been no posts since, and he's made sure no one can click on his name to look at posts (you'll have to use search) or has a way to message him first. But, according to the post above, he's still messaging (new) people.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

He was posting about how wonderful his wife is and we didn't believe he had one. Suddenly, she's posting using his account. Surprisingly (or not) there's been no posts since, and he's made sure no one can click on his name to look at posts (you'll have to use search) or has a way to message him first. But, according to the post above, he's still messaging (new) people.

I just tried and it said the profile doesn’t exist. I need to check my spelling and make sure I was searching correctly. But…one of the biggest assholes here may have left!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I just tried and it said the profile doesn’t exist. I need to check my spelling and make sure I was searching correctly. But…one of the biggest assholes here may have left!

Esslemont, not Assholemont.

ETA: it's pronounced the same way.

 

[Girly_girl]

I just tried and it said the profile doesn’t exist. I need to check my spelling and make sure I was searching correctly. But…one of the biggest assholes here may have left!

Unfortunately he’s still here

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Litster: I MISS you.. And I still don't understand..

 

[StillRain]

I just tried and it said the profile doesn’t exist. I need to check my spelling and make sure I was searching correctly. But…one of the biggest assholes here may have left!

It’s always when the wife finds out.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It’s always when the wife finds out.

I didn’t know they had taught blow up dolls to read

 

[AveryElle]

He was posting about how wonderful his wife is and we didn't believe he had one. Suddenly, she's posting using his account. Surprisingly (or not) there's been no posts since, and he's made sure no one can click on his name to look at posts (you'll have to use search) or has a way to message him first. But, according to the post above, he's still messaging (new) people.

oh I did look because I was curious! I think it's just mental illness.
God, I remember the "Beth and I went fished naked - stay awesome everyone! Rock and roll!" type posts.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster,

We first said hello back in June of 24. Actually, I didn't even say hello, I just burst into your pm's to clean your cobwebs. But it wasn't until this time in October 24 that our friendship blossomed. This past year, we've been an ear to each other, a jokester, and a reassuring friend. You've put up with my silences, my moods, and my wont-stop-talkings and I've put up with your too-busy moments and insane social life that no-one in their right minds would keep.

I feel blessed to have found a place in your world as your friend, and I'm glad you're in mine.

Your Dustbuster.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Dear Litster,

We first said hello back in June of 24. Actually, I didn't even say hello, I just burst into your pm's to clean your cobwebs. But it wasn't until this time in October 24 that our friendship blossomed. This past year, we've been an ear to each other, a jokester, and a reassuring friend. You've put up with my silences, my moods, and my wont-stop-talkings and I've put up with your too-busy moments and insane social life that no-one in their right minds would keep.

I feel blessed to have found a place in your world as your friend, and I'm glad you're in mine.

Your Dustbuster.

You forgot the colour.

Dickhead.

Nice message though.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

All self proclaimed Litsters……get outside for a change.
It won’t kill you.

But sitting on your screen in your isolation and loneliness will.

A bit at a time.
From the inside first….which leads to breakdown of everything else.

Life is not meant to be typed.
Relationships are meant to be together……or else you don’t have one.
No matter how many days you type that you do.

Wow.... your sphincter must be super loose to be able to shove your head that far up your own ass.

What a sanctimonious post.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

You forgot the colour.

Dickhead.

Nice message though.

Wrong thread Mr Wiggles.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Wrong thread Mr Wiggles.

No it’s not