Dear Litster, once more

[SirConradPeckereye]

Dear monocle stealing perverts,

I have had enough of this incessant stealing of my monocle! It ends MEOW!

Meow why are you laughing saying I'm sayin "meow", do I look like @Kitty_so_frisky all nimbly bimbly chasing after that laser pointer you maliciously keep moving around to distract her!?

Sincerely,
Not meowsing around

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for the icky feelings you gave when I read this.

"My wife is frigid so I'm horny as fuck so need some virtual outlets."

I can't imagine why she'd be frigid with all the hot, manly-man charisma flowing from your fingertips. It's beyond the pale not to fulfill your needs, you hot horny fucker you. /that's sarcasm in case you need the explanation/

With a man like you, I think I'd want to be frigid, too. And I hate the cold!


Signed,
Not Interested Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear @Bry1313

Don't be at me otherwise I'll put something in that open mouth of yours that you may or may not want.

Signed,

Frisky as fuck today.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear @Bry1313

Don't be at me otherwise I'll put something in that open mouth of yours that you may or may not want.

Signed,

Frisky as fuck today.

Dear Litster,
I adore your sense of humor. I feel like we could be besties.
Signed,
Trauma-bonded

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear Litster

Ur cute.

Carry on.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster,
I adore your sense of humor. I feel like we could be besties.
Signed,
Trauma-bonded

Dear TB sister (that sounds wrong but I'm going with it),

I also know how to dispose of things. I got you.

Signed,
Shhhhh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster

Ur cute.

Carry on.

Clearly not aimed at me since you decided to at me too. And those who tend to be either a lil teensy bit scared of me, or a lottle scared of me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Clearly not aimed at me since you decided to at me too. And those who tend to be either a lil teensy bit scared of me, or a lottle scared of me.

Dear Litster,

My fear comes a bit harder than that. As far as I know you have not threatened to turn me into a jacket.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster,

My fear comes a bit harder than that. As far as I know you have not threatened to turn me into a jacket.

Indeed.

As far as you know.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear TB sister (that sounds wrong but I'm going with it),

I also know how to dispose of things. I got you.

Signed,
Shhhhh.

Dear TBS,
I'm sure people have compared me to a life threatening disease before. My sister definitely has.

{Shivers in anticipation} I can't wait for our "exploits."

Signed,
They'll never break me!

 

[Tallulah82]

They'll never break me!

My dearest exploit sister,

This is our fucking warrior cry!

Signed Bonded. Trauma bonded.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Dear Litster,

I'm sure it's Christmas where you are.

Merry Christmas. I wish you peace and happiness.

Signed,

Thank you for the pm.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Holiday Litsters,

Whoever you are, wherever you go
I wrote this letter just so you know

I'm thinking about everyone of you
I know, hard to believe, but it's true

I wish you, yes you, an excellent holiday
With many gifts, or at least some macrame

I know that was totally a lame rhyme
Moving right along, I haven't much time

Tis the season to remember most of all
To be kind to others, make that call

Be kind to yourself, know you are loved
Even you, that one guy in the dark corner
Thinking no one pays attention or cares
I see you. Life is good. Live and love well.
Make some memories. Happy New Year.

Bartending Litster

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litsters one and all,
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, or anything you might be celebrating. And if not, then happy Wednesday.
I've been doing this for a few years now, so here we go again. This is a little something written by my dear friend Matt_Next_Door. You may have known him as PanamaJaxx. If you didn't know him, I'm sorry. He was one of the good ones. I miss him all the time, but especially at Christmas time.
Here it is, Matt's version of The Night before Christmas. Wherever he is in the universe, I hope he remembers that.

Twas the night before Christmas
when all through Lit
Not a poster was posting,
not even a bit.

Their comments were done
and all neatly posted,
As their families all gathered;
some even toasted.

I was about to sign out;
giving the mouse a good tap
The playground was quiet…
it was time for a nap.

When there on the desk…
arose such a clatter
I spun around in my chair,
to see what’s the matter.

Up to the monitor
I reached in a hurry
It started to glow
though my eyes were still blurry

My face was all covered
with the screen’s eerie glow
The keyboard was fumbled
in the darkness below.

It didn’t take long
for the words to appear
They came from a distance
yet they seemed very near

The message was warm
as I gave a big smile
I read every word…
even stared for a while.

For the message was clear
and very well said
The spirit of Christmas
will never be dead!

It made me remember
just what friendship is,
so I typed a reply
that was off in a whiz.

It makes no difference
if we’re all far away,
If we honor our friendships
and Christmas this day.

So, before I log off
and turn out the light,
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Dear Santa,

Thanks for the orgasms.

Love, Indie

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear Santa,

Thanks for the orgasms.

Love, Indie

Did those come in your stocking?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Did those come in your stocking?

Dear Naughty Litster,

Come over and find out.

Love, Indie

 

[Taegul]

Dear friendly Canadian Litster neighbors to our north,

I know it's a bit early yet, but I just wanted to be the first to welcome all of you to America as our 51st state. We're glad to have you!

And sit tight, Greenland and Panama Litsters. 52 and 53 are two of my favorite numbers!

Love, The Twilight Zone

 

[Shady_nz]

Dear Litsters!
Hello from 2025! Happy New Year !
Hope this year brings you peace, love and joy

Signed
A Kiwi Litster xx

 

[Bry1313]

Dear Naughty Litster,

Come over and find out.

Love, Indie

Dear Litster

On my way for bonus lunch

Love, lunch club friend

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Dear Litster

On my way for bonus lunch

Love, lunch club friend

Dear Hungry Litster,

Don't get started without me!

On My Way Litster

 

[Photog1rl]

Dear Insighful Litster,

Thank you for your friendship. 2024 had us really get to know each other and now I could not imagine my time here without you.
You make me laugh when I need it. You quiet my mind when I start to spin, you remind me of what is important in a gentle way, you accept my softness and see it as strength, and you bring out the best in me. I know I build up walls but always know I appreciate your patience. Being accepted unconditionally is incredibly rare and it’s wonderful that we can give this to each other.
The memories we’ve created go beyond these pages and I couldn’t ask for more.

Hugs always,
Your soft hearted Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Taken Litster,

Yes, we're good. I should have responded to your last message and said so.

It's taken me a few days to get over my embarrassment, but that was about me, not you. I wasn't intending to pout or shun you because of a mistake I made. I'd like to think I'm a lot more mature than that.

Though, if I act more clumsily around you now, it's only because I've become paranoid about how my words might the read. Again, it's not you, it's me.

I'll see you on the threads.

Sincerely,

Big foot.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dear Litster friends,
I am fucking terrible at keeping up 2-way conversations, even more so while I’ve been sick this past month. If you think I’ve given every other indication of absolutely adoring you, you’re probably right, and it’s truly not you, it’s me.
If you’re a dude who sent an unsolicited dick pic, or that 1 dude who keeps PMing everyone an unsolicited short erotica story where they’re the [non-consenting] main character opposite you, and it’s the same story for everyone…it’s definitely you.
Sincerely,
No Recent Conversations

 

[Neanderthal247]

Dear Litster friends,
I am fucking terrible at keeping up 2-way conversations, even more so while I’ve been sick this past month. If you think I’ve given every other indication of absolutely adoring you, you’re probably right, and it’s truly not you, it’s me.
If you’re a dude who sent an unsolicited dick pick, or that 1 dude who keeps PMing everyone an unsolicited short erotica story where they’re the [non-consenting] main character opposite you, and it’s the same story for everyone…it’s definitely you.
Sincerely,
No Recent Conversations
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