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Little_Sister said:
AND have a front row seat to the honeymoon. Thread sex could be your wedding gift to us :devil::devil: You better let us watch! :D And if not them, then at least me :cool:
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*:eek:* Does this mean an e-wedding consummation click is possibly forthcoming???;):cattail:
 
First of all, thank you all for the warm wishes. You all are way too generous with all you kind thoughts.

Secondly, the wedding was held in secret sometime ago at the Elvis Presley, Las Vegas wedding chapel. It went off without a hitch. Unfortunately the honeymoon didn't. I had, um, performance issues on our wedding night. Needless to say there followed a quickie Mexican divorce and all your gifts will be returned as soon as we can get them sorted out.

There's nothing to see here ;)

~disperses the crowd of onlookers~
 
Dear bunny litster,

Since he's free now, can I borrow your floppy ears?

Curious Litster
 
Dear +1 Litster,

*packs an extra toothbrush* C'mon, let's do this!!

Looking forward to some Tink kink Litster ;)

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Dear Mexican quickie Litster,

You cannot stop my imagination once it's on a roll. The e-wedding of the century will happen, and I will do the electric slide at the reception. Don't fight it. It's easier if you don't fight it ...

Practicing the chicken dance Litster
 
Dear All-The-Litsters,

For the record, although brief, it was an open e-marriage, followed by an amicable e-divorce. So, yes, BB, have at it. ;)

*makes mental note to quote Runaway Bride next time instead
*tosses the bouquet to SMN (she catches it) ... look out Chained!
*absconds with some cake

Sincerely,
Whistling While Giggling Is Hard For Me Litster
 
justasimplegirl said:
Dear +1 Litster,

*packs an extra toothbrush* C'mon, let's do this!!

Looking forward to some Tink kink Litster ;)

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Dear Mexican quickie Litster,

You cannot stop my imagination once it's on a roll. The e-wedding of the century will happen, and I will do the electric slide at the reception. Don't fight it. It's easier if you don't fight it ...

Practicing the chicken dance Litster
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Dear chicken dance litster. Brush up on the Cupid shuffle, cha cha slide and wobble. I need a line dance partner.

Signed dancing queen
 
Dear Amicable Mexican Quickie e-divorced couple ( try saying that 3 times fast)

At this point we litsters just may need a reenactment. So we can have the booze, the dancing and for little sister some sort of live pornograhic viewing. Oh and bouquets...


Signed,
I already polished my dancing shoes
 
curvyangel1969 said:
Dear chicken dance litster. Brush up on the Cupid shuffle, cha cha slide and wobble. I need a line dance partner.

Signed dancing queen
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Dear dancing queen,

I've never done any of those!! Other than the chicken dance and electric slide, I only know the copperhead road. :eek:

What would you charge for dance lessons?

Cha cha-less litster
 
Dear TKL,
Let's do this.
Packing my toothbrush

Dear Dancing Queen,
I'll pack my party shoes!
High Heels for me

Dear Mexican quickie couple.
What Dancing shoes said.
 
Dear Dancing Party Girls and should have been e-bridesmaids. I'm packing a overnight bag, grabbing a camera, some adult beverages and am following your dust trails. This might be interesting. After all...just how much trouble could all of you get into. Right? ;)
 
tnman03 said:
Dear Dancing Party Girls and should have been e-bridesmaids. I'm packing a overnight bag, grabbing a camera, some adult beverages and am following your dust trails. This might be interesting. After all...just how much trouble could all of you get into. Right? ;)
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Dear ;) litster

Hardly ANY at all I'm sure. :devil:

Shenanigans Litster
 
justasimplegirl said:
Dear dancing queen,

I've never done any of those!! Other than the chicken dance and electric slide, I only know the copperhead road. :eek:

What would you charge for dance lessons?

Cha cha-less litster
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I'm sure we can discover an equal exchange for dancing lessons

LostGirlTink said:
Dear TKL,
Let's do this.
Packing my toothbrush

Dear Dancing Queen,
I'll pack my party shoes!
High Heels for me

Dear Mexican quickie couple.
What Dancing shoes said.
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tnman03 said:
Dear Dancing Party Girls and should have been e-bridesmaids. I'm packing a overnight bag, grabbing a camera, some adult beverages and am following your dust trails. This might be interesting. After all...just how much trouble could all of you get into. Right? ;)
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We can always start a caravan!

Party over here litster
 
Does anybody but me think it's absolutely hilarious that he went from a sincere apology to ... ^^^ this?
 
beachbaby179 said:
Does anybody but me think it's absolutely hilarious that he went from a sincere apology to ... ^^^ this?
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Yes.

Approximately 105% of the entire internet thinks it's funny. Maybe more. Wolf Blitzer is still waiting on final numbers. Full coverage coming soon on the next episode of The Situation Room.
 
beachbaby179 said:
Does anybody but me think it's absolutely hilarious that he went from a sincere apology to ... ^^^ this?
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I think it was more of a tongue in cheek... she is still my bestest girl but we still talk dirty with other people so feel free to flirt with us.

At least that is how I took it. *shrugs*
 
Trekka said:
Yes.

Approximately 105% of the entire internet thinks it's funny. Maybe more. Wolf Blitzer is still waiting on final numbers. Full coverage coming soon on the next episode of The Situation Room.
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I feel like you are speaking a different language. :eek:
 
Little_Sister said:
I think it was more of a tongue in cheek... she is still my bestest girl but we still talk dirty with other people so feel free to flirt with us.

At least that is how I took it. *shrugs*
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Dear Filthy Whore Mouth Litster,

Someone needs to start talking dirty to me pronto. It's been awhile.

I Think I've Forgotten How Litster
 
Suz_anne said:
Dear Filthy Whore Mouth Litster,

Someone needs to start talking dirty to me pronto. It's been awhile.

I Think I've Forgotten How Litster
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Default, you seem to be the only male of the species here at the moment - now's your chance... SIEZE THE MOMENT! And anything else within reach.
 
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