Dear Litster... (continued)

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Dear Warrior Litster,

When a good man goes to war...

Regardless, glad to see you about.

Signed,

Another long time litster

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear not the same litster

Not settling for less

Signed doesn't believe the hype litster

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Litster with the big floppy ears

You’re right, I don’t say it enough in the threads. I’m guilty of neglect and I’m sorry for that.

You do deserve more from me. Perhaps I’m also guilty of taking our special friendship for granted sometimes, especially when we’ve talked, in one form or another, nearly every day for the last three-plus years. Over those years there have been highs and there have been not-so-highs. We’ve had some ons and some offs in there too. There have been shenanigans, sexy times and decidedly un-sexy times. But despite all, you have been a constant and consistently reliable friend.

I’m in awe of your mind and your never-ending curiosity - the way you question me and encourage me think more deeply. You inspire me to keep things fresh and moving forward. I love your kitten-like playfulness and the way you make me feel. I appreciate that you come to me for comfort when you need it and also for our openness and transparency.

In spite of not shouting it out loud often enough or flirting openly with you on the threads, I’m very proud to be your friend and always grateful for your affection and attention.

Sincerely, A more cognizant Litster

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear Litster with the big floppy ears

You’re right, I don’t say it enough in the threads. I’m guilty of neglect and I’m sorry for that.

You do deserve more from me. Perhaps I’m also guilty of taking our special friendship for granted sometimes, especially when we’ve talked, in one form or another, nearly every day for the last three-plus years. Over those years there have been highs and there have been not-so-highs. We’ve had some ons and some offs in there too. There have been shenanigans, sexy times and decidedly un-sexy times. But despite all, you have been a constant and consistently reliable friend.

I’m in awe of your mind and your never-ending curiosity - the way you question me and encourage me think more deeply. You inspire me to keep things fresh and moving forward. I love your kitten-like playfulness and the way you make me feel. I appreciate that you come to me for comfort when you need it and also for our openness and transparency.

In spite of not shouting it out loud often enough or flirting openly with you on the threads, I’m very proud to be your friend and always grateful for your affection and attention.

Sincerely, A more cognizant Litster

Aww. I love her too. She is pretty freaking awesome.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster with the big floppy ears

You’re right, I don’t say it enough in the threads. I’m guilty of neglect and I’m sorry for that.

You do deserve more from me. Perhaps I’m also guilty of taking our special friendship for granted sometimes, especially when we’ve talked, in one form or another, nearly every day for the last three-plus years. Over those years there have been highs and there have been not-so-highs. We’ve had some ons and some offs in there too. There have been shenanigans, sexy times and decidedly un-sexy times. But despite all, you have been a constant and consistently reliable friend.

I’m in awe of your mind and your never-ending curiosity - the way you question me and encourage me think more deeply. You inspire me to keep things fresh and moving forward. I love your kitten-like playfulness and the way you make me feel. I appreciate that you come to me for comfort when you need it and also for our openness and transparency.

In spite of not shouting it out loud often enough or flirting openly with you on the threads, I’m very proud to be your friend and always grateful for your affection and attention.

Sincerely, A more cognizant Litster

Well done, AF. Keep up the good work!

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Litster with the big floppy ears

You’re right, I don’t say it enough in the threads. I’m guilty of neglect and I’m sorry for that.

You do deserve more from me. Perhaps I’m also guilty of taking our special friendship for granted sometimes, especially when we’ve talked, in one form or another, nearly every day for the last three-plus years. Over those years there have been highs and there have been not-so-highs. We’ve had some ons and some offs in there too. There have been shenanigans, sexy times and decidedly un-sexy times. But despite all, you have been a constant and consistently reliable friend.

I’m in awe of your mind and your never-ending curiosity - the way you question me and encourage me think more deeply. You inspire me to keep things fresh and moving forward. I love your kitten-like playfulness and the way you make me feel. I appreciate that you come to me for comfort when you need it and also for our openness and transparency.

In spite of not shouting it out loud often enough or flirting openly with you on the threads, I’m very proud to be your friend and always grateful for your affection and attention.

Sincerely, A more cognizant Litster

(except I have weird tiny ears. *sigh*)

Aww. I love her too. She is pretty freaking awesome.

Could not possibly agree more.

 

[tnman03]

Dear Litster with the big floppy ears

You’re right, I don’t say it enough in the threads. I’m guilty of neglect and I’m sorry for that.

You do deserve more from me. Perhaps I’m also guilty of taking our special friendship for granted sometimes, especially when we’ve talked, in one form or another, nearly every day for the last three-plus years. Over those years there have been highs and there have been not-so-highs. We’ve had some ons and some offs in there too. There have been shenanigans, sexy times and decidedly un-sexy times. But despite all, you have been a constant and consistently reliable friend.

I’m in awe of your mind and your never-ending curiosity - the way you question me and encourage me think more deeply. You inspire me to keep things fresh and moving forward. I love your kitten-like playfulness and the way you make me feel. I appreciate that you come to me for comfort when you need it and also for our openness and transparency.

In spite of not shouting it out loud often enough or flirting openly with you on the threads, I’m very proud to be your friend and always grateful for your affection and attention.

Sincerely, A more cognizant Litster

That's a good description if it's who I'm thinking is being praised herein. Kudos to you for expressing your feelings.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litster,
Every time I see you post I wonder what happened

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Thirsty Litster,

Thank you for your apology.

I accept.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Dear Litsters Whom I've Become A Bit Better Acquainted With:

Thank you. That is all.

 

[LadyJS]

Dear Doubting Litser,

See, I told you so (not that I'm the type to say "I told you so").

Signed,

Maybe listen next time.

 

[Trekka]

Dear Ron Burgundy Litster,

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

You know Daddy-o, this forum needs its feels. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?! Now, I am gonna go on emoting, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and blowing my feelings way outta proportion. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?!

I mean, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.

And I know that one day you and I are gonna get e-married on top of an e-mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside.

When in Rome,
Veronica Corningstone Litster

PS I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

PPS and *curls up into your lap for a much needed rest and purrrs....

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Veronica Litster

When sorting out your E-herbs, don't forget a dash o E-coli, it helps with food transition

E-coli nurturing Litster

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Ron Burgundy Litster,

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

You know Daddy-o, this forum needs its feels. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?! Now, I am gonna go on emoting, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and blowing my feelings way outta proportion. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?!

I mean, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.

And I know that one day you and I are gonna get e-married on top of an e-mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside.

When in Rome,
Veronica Corningstone Litster

PS I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

PPS and *curls up into your lap for a much needed rest and purrrs....

Dear e-bride to be,

I’m e-thrilled, what else can I say!
This will be an absolutely marvelous day!

With e-celebrating all through the night.
You dancing and twirling, what a beautiful sight.

And your closest e-friends all barely composed.
Smiling and begging to know how he proposed.

I’ll wait for an e-mail with the e-invite.
This is for sure my Thursday’s highlight.

Signed.
Wild flower e-guru.

 

[Suz_anne]

And I know that one day you and I are gonna get e-married on top of an e-mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside.
..

Dibs on being e-Flower Girl!

I'll settle for e-Guestbook Lady, if necessary. *kicks dirt*

 

[tnman03]

Dear e-babe and e-babe-etts. Does this mean that they’ll be an e-babe bachelorette party where e-guys can try to ply e-babes with wit, charm and liquor in hopes of getting e-lucky? After all e-disappointment isn’t supposed to be as painfully apparent in e-space is it???

 

[justasimplegirl]

Dear e-betrothed,

Can I get a list of the e-groomsmen? I'm hoping to get e-drunk at the reception and get e-frisky on the dancefloor.

Sincerely,
Plans to "Wedding Crashers" the hell out of this event

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear e-wedding people,

I expect an open bar. I don't give shit about the wedding, the food or the cake...but you better have decent booze at this soiree.

Signed,
I'm here for the beer....

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear e-betrothed,

Can I get a list of the e-groomsmen? I'm hoping to get e-drunk at the reception and get e-frisky on the dancefloor.

Sincerely,
Plans to "Wedding Crashers" the hell out of this event

Damn, that was my plan.....

A dollar late and a day short Litster

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear e-gaged

I wish you e-normous happiness. Make sure you have e-nough champagne, looks like this is going to be one helluva e-shindig.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear e-lovers,

Please don't e-lope, this could be the e-vent of the season.
We are all rooting for you...
Is there a thread for that?

Signed,
Curious in the Sunshine

 

[tnman03]

Damn, that was my plan.....

A dollar late and a day short Litster

https://i.imgur.com/Xr8SnqCm.jpg

 

[DarkSimian]

https://i.imgur.com/Xr8SnqCm.jpg

My wing man!

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear e-betrothed,

Can I get a list of the e-groomsmen? I'm hoping to get e-drunk at the reception and get e-frisky on the dancefloor.

Sincerely,
Plans to "Wedding Crashers" the hell out of this event

Dear WC,
Tagging along as your +1
I can only imagine the e-xtreme shenanigans we could get into!
xoxox
Inviting myself to your crashing party

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear e-lovers,

Please don't e-lope, this could be the e-vent of the season.
We are all rooting for you...
Is there a thread for that?

Signed,
Curious in the Sunshine

AND have a front row seat to the honeymoon. Thread sex could be your wedding gift to us You better let us watch! And if not them, then at least me