Dear Litster... (continued)

[beachbaby179]

The question is, what is the information worth to you? Hmmmmmm????

 

[lillianaZ]

So what??? Lit Investigations??? Sound's like work....

Hmmm...sounds like a thread someone should start...Lit Investigations. Finding the truth behind the posts ...or something.

 

[Little_Sister]

We all have fantasies we need to start living.

 

[Little_Sister]

Hmmm...sounds like a thread someone should start...Lit Investigations. Finding the truth behind the posts ...or something.

Lol but could we handle the truth.

 

[tnman03]

Hmmm...sounds like a thread someone should start...Lit Investigations. Finding the truth behind the posts ...or something.

We all have fantasies we need to start living.

Lol but could we handle the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83MQhjfYW0o


A few good Lister's??? No...that doesn't sound right...A few twisted Lister's???

 

[DarkSimian]

Ok, I'm sure y'all are getting tired of these, but one more...

Dear Litster,

I want to thank you for coming into my life, and making EVERYTHING better. Our morning phone calls, our naps, texts, and funny messages. You are the rock to my roll, the sound to my fury, the calm to my storm. I could not do this without you, Kat. I just wanted to tell you one more time.....

Finally found the love of a lifetime Litster

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear Hearts & Flowers.

We are glad you found her... we really are but can we stop with all the professions of love and get down to the kinky acts of sex. What we need is some really steamy thread sex. Like dirty, raunchy, pulling her hair and slapping her ass public thread sex.

Thanks,
Waiting

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Dear Litster,

You're missed greatly. I miss seeing you kicking arse on here. I look forward to seeing you back here once you're ready.

Your friend.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Dear Hearts & Flowers.

We are glad you found her... we really are but can we stop with all the professions of love and get down to the kinky acts of sex. What we need is some really steamy thread sex. Like dirty, raunchy, pulling her hair and slapping her ass public thread sex.

Thanks,
Waiting

lol - one should never disappoint little sister!

Dear secret litster,

Thank you for writing! your fantasies are so erotic and enticing, sinfully lustful, you made my day!

Wishing we could sin together litster

 

[Trekka]

Dear Hearts & Flowers.

We are glad you found her... we really are but can we stop with all the professions of love and get down to the kinky acts of sex. What we need is some really steamy thread sex. Like dirty, raunchy, pulling her hair and slapping her ass public thread sex.

Thanks,
Waiting

Dear Waiting,

Since you asked: My smooth, pale flesh is slick and hungry and craving your approval. We have photos to swap. I took them, just like you told me to do. [insert a bunch of devils here?]

Thinks It's Been A While Litster

 

[lakesailer_mi]

We all have fantasies we need to start living.

Dear Hearts & Flowers.

We are glad you found her... we really are but can we stop with all the professions of love and get down to the kinky acts of sex. What we need is some really steamy thread sex. Like dirty, raunchy, pulling her hair and slapping her ass public thread sex.

Thanks,
Waiting

Dear Waiting,

Since you asked: My smooth, pale flesh is slick and hungry and craving your approval. We have photos to swap. I took them, just like you told me to do. [insert a bunch of devils here?]

Thinks It's Been A While Litster

Dear Fantasies we all need to start Living and "it's been a while"

I have no idea what's going on, as usual. But I think I like it.

Signed,
Watching this thread for more posting by two sexy Lit Ladies!

 

[tnman03]

Dear Waiting,

Since you asked: My smooth, pale flesh is slick and hungry and craving your approval. We have photos to swap. I took them, just like you told me to do. [insert a bunch of devils here?]

Thinks It's Been A While Litster

*blinks* ...damn...Trekka, you go girl!!! Wow....

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear Waiting,

Since you asked: My smooth, pale flesh is slick and hungry and craving your approval. We have photos to swap. I took them, just like you told me to do. [insert a bunch of devils here?]

Thinks It's Been A While Litster

Dear Bald is Beautiful,

I can't wait to spread your thighs nice and wide to explore every inch of your smooth, creamy goodness, with my tongue. Now be a good girl, lay back and open wide for me.

Love,
My (PM) box needs to be filled

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Dear Litster,

Once upon a time in Mexico, I tickled your strings and sampled your shots. Then we sang a song of drunken delight without forgetting it the next morning.

Aye Caramba,
The Musician

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear PDA-ers..

*insert barfing emoji here*


Signed,
Get a fucking room for crying outloud!

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear PDA-ers..

*insert barfing emoji here*


Signed,
Get a fucking room for crying outloud!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/467b26cb51720da42d2d55fb298a6474/tenor.gif

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear crying game,


I watched two kids devour each other’s tongues while I was getting gas today. If the prices weren’t so high, I would have turn the pump on them and lit a match. I’m not sure what is worse, watching two people kiss who clearly can’t, or receiving a kiss from someone who can’t.

Signed,

Lockjaw.

 

[Trekka]

Dear Shoulda Gotten That Tetanus Shot,

C'mere n lemme show you how it's done.

Snooches,
Opening The Kissing Booth Now Lister

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear Shoulda Gotten That Tetanus Shot,

C'mere n lemme show you how it's done.

Snooches,
Opening The Kissing Booth Now Lister

Dear Kissing Booth owner. Has anyone ever done a kissing contest? One person collects kissing pms from anyone who wants to enter. The collector reads them all and whoever writes the best kiss wins.

 

[tnman03]

Dear Shoulda Gotten That Tetanus Shot,

C'mere n lemme show you how it's done.

Snooches,
Opening The Kissing Booth Now Lister

Dear Kissing Booth coach....

nice pic...made me smile...good for you.


*pays attention sometimes he does if he's not cat wrangling

 

[numeniusa]

Dear Kissing Booth coach....

nice pic...made me smile...good for you.

*pays attention sometimes he does if he's not cat wrangling

Dear Cat-Wrangling Litster,

I really, really want to see your pussy.

Fan of the kitty Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Brainy,

(yes, I actually identified you! ) Thank you for being awake at 4am when I couldn't sleep. It was good to chat again, and I promise I'm going to go upgrade my phone in the next couple of weeks when I have the mindset to not be manipulated by salespeople

Until then, I don't want to hear any more snark about it - if you get started on picking on my phone, I'll pretend it's crashed again and mysteriously blocked you from even texting.

Sincerely,

Sleepless in not-Seattle.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Chatting Litster,
I enjoyed chatting with you and would love to again. It's up to you

I'll be waiting Litster

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Dear Brainy,

(yes, I actually identified you! ) Thank you for being awake at 4am when I couldn't sleep. It was good to chat again, and I promise I'm going to go upgrade my phone in the next couple of weeks when I have the mindset to not be manipulated by salespeople

Until then, I don't want to hear any more snark about it - if you get started on picking on my phone, I'll pretend it's crashed again and mysteriously blocked you from even texting.

Sincerely,

Sleepless in not-Seattle.

Dear Sleepless,

What phone? I don't remember talking about a phone. I'm sure your phone is fine. *nods*

Seriously, you're welcome. Anytime you want to talk, I'm here. Just make sure you continue sending two texts as that seems to work.

Signed,
Slept for an hour, I'm knackered.

 

[LitMasterJ]

Dear Morning Litster,
You're not going to find what you're looking for here.
Signed,
A friend