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Dear Hungry Litster,
You've been eyeing my home-baked cookies for a long time now, but we've been around this mulberry bush more than once and we both know it ain't gonna happen.
What you need to do is get yourself down to the supermarket and pick you up a package of Chips Ahoy! They're readily available, they require very little investment of time, and they will wait right where you left them on the kitchen shelf while you go off to play with your friends.
No, you're right, they don't taste like homemade, but you get what you pay for, son.
Signed,
Stay Out Of My Kitchen Litster
damm
i really did piss you off.. sorry I need to be more sensitive of your needs next time
damm
i really did piss you off.. sorry I need to be more sensitive of your needs next time
You! Whew, I thought that was aimed at me![]()
I'd say lesson learned....
You would do well to remember that bit in the future.
damm
i really did piss you off.. sorry I need to be more sensitive of your needs next time

You! Whew, I thought that was aimed at me![]()
I'll mail you a package.I'd say lesson learned....
You would do well to remember that bit in the future.
Dear Litsters,
If you're male and don't say "arse," it could be you.
Litster
Dear Litsters,
When two women have sex, God creates a meadow. OK, I dunno if it's true, but it should be.
Litster
Dear Litster,
Fear not. All Em can reliably do online is post on Lit, look up song lyrics and George Hamilton peen, and order cases of lip gloss.
Litster



Dear flip,
I have been admiring your rope-y AVs from afar.
Just lovely.
Signed,
Honey

Dear Hungry Litster,
You've been eyeing my home-baked cookies for a long time now, but we've been around this mulberry bush more than once and we both know it ain't gonna happen.
What you need to do is get yourself down to the supermarket and pick you up a package of Chips Ahoy! They're readily available, they require very little investment of time, and they will wait right where you left them on the kitchen shelf while you go off to play with your friends.
No, you're right, they don't taste like homemade, but you get what you pay for, son.
Signed,
Stay Out Of My Kitchen Litster

Dear Litsters,
When two women have sex, God creates a meadow. OK, I dunno if it's true, but it should be.
Litster
What is George Hamilton peen?![]()
And lip gloss is the bomb!
I think em must have told you No...![]()
Dear Ghostly,Dear most favoritest Litsters -
I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.
I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.
I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...
I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me).
To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.
Be kind to each other!
Signed,
Ghost Candy

Dear most favoritest Litsters -
I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.
I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.
I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...
I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me).
To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.
Be kind to each other!
Signed,
Ghost Candy