Dear Litster... (continued)

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Dear Hungry Litster,

You've been eyeing my home-baked cookies for a long time now, but we've been around this mulberry bush more than once and we both know it ain't gonna happen.

What you need to do is get yourself down to the supermarket and pick you up a package of Chips Ahoy! They're readily available, they require very little investment of time, and they will wait right where you left them on the kitchen shelf while you go off to play with your friends.

No, you're right, they don't taste like homemade, but you get what you pay for, son.

Signed,
Stay Out Of My Kitchen Litster



damm

i really did piss you off.. sorry I need to be more sensitive of your needs next time
 
Dear Litsters,

If you're male and don't say "arse," it could be you.

Litster
 
Dear Litsters,

When two women have sex, God creates a meadow. OK, I dunno if it's true, but it should be.

Litster
 
damm

i really did piss you off.. sorry I need to be more sensitive of your needs next time

You. On the rug with y. :devil:

You! Whew, I thought that was aimed at me 😊

You. Stay where you are. :D I'll mail you a package.

I'd say lesson learned....
You would do well to remember that bit in the future.

Hi! :)

Dear Litsters,

If you're male and don't say "arse," it could be you.

Litster

It may interest you to know that the first Litster on my black list was a Brit.
He eventually came crawling back. :cool:

Dear Litsters,

When two women have sex, God creates a meadow. OK, I dunno if it's true, but it should be.

Litster

Soneone else is going to have to do that thread. :rolleyes:
 
Dear Litster,

Fear not. All Em can reliably do online is post on Lit, look up song lyrics and George Hamilton peen, and order cases of lip gloss. :D

Litster

What is George Hamilton peen? :confused:

And lip gloss is the bomb! :mad:




I think em must have told you No... :D
 
Dear Hungry Litster,

You've been eyeing my home-baked cookies for a long time now, but we've been around this mulberry bush more than once and we both know it ain't gonna happen.

What you need to do is get yourself down to the supermarket and pick you up a package of Chips Ahoy! They're readily available, they require very little investment of time, and they will wait right where you left them on the kitchen shelf while you go off to play with your friends.

No, you're right, they don't taste like homemade, but you get what you pay for, son.

Signed,
Stay Out Of My Kitchen Litster

Dear Proud of Her Kitchen and Should Be,

I find your post too good of a cookie crumb to be left unanswered. Now that the kids have all chimed in, and quite cleverly at that (aren't they adorable), I figure its time to give that mulberry bush the bushwhackin it apparently needs.

First off, you and I both know, I'm banned from the grocery store ever since the watermelon incident.

Secondly, it saddens me to think you would suggest I go there in the first place. Everyone knows that store bought stuff is pure poison.

Lastly, I'm sure you have no idea what I'm hungry for. Please keep on though, it is an amusing premise.

Signed,

See You in My Dungeon, After I Mop Up Your Kitchen (wouldn't want anyone to slip)
 
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Dear Ghost Lacandy,

I understand your leaving. Hopefully not permanent. I've taken a walk down that road a time or two myself. I've always thought of you as a friend. I wish you the very best in all that you do and where ever you go. We are diminished by your absence, but we will hold this leaky ship together somehow. If you should decide to return, I for one will greet you with open arms and huge hugs. I expect storys and pictures of all your travels and doings. A souvenir would be nice. I like shot glasses btw. Hopefully this msg finds you well.

Signed

Smiling and Waving Good Bye:):heart:
 
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Dear Litsters,

When two women have sex, God creates a meadow. OK, I dunno if it's true, but it should be.

Litster

Dear Litster,

What a lovely thought. If I knew that I was creating a meadow for nymphs to frolic in I'd step up my game.

Sincerely,
Puppy and kitten lovin' Litstress



What is George Hamilton peen? :confused:

And lip gloss is the bomb! :mad:




I think em must have told you No... :D


Dear Litster,

I think he meant George Hamilton porn. ydahecnot is my supplier.

And yes, glossy lips totally rock!

Sincerely,

Unashamed of my Gorge Hamilton fetish Litsress
 
Dear Litster,

Oh, it's true. I, um, just found that out. And peen means penis.

Litster
 
Dear Litster,

Thanks for my 'fun fact' of the day.

Signed,

Sex Terminology Challenged Litstress
 
Dear most favoritest Litsters -

I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs ;) ) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.

I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.

I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...

I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me :) ).

To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.

Be kind to each other!

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,
Ghost Candy
Dear Ghostly,

Altho I understand your reasons for leaving, I am sorry to see you go, but at least now you'll have more time in the wind.

SOA Litster
 
Dear Litster,

I'm sleepy...can I cuddle with you in your bed...??

please? :eek:
 
Dear Lyrically-Inclined Lister,

♫ Today
The words don't mean enough for us to say
For us to say
today
To steal the moment that we gave away
We gave away♫

Sincerely,

Holding the light that travels into space...
 
Dear most favoritest Litsters -

I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs ;) ) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.

I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.

I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...

I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me :) ).

To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.

Be kind to each other!

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,
Ghost Candy


Sorry to see you go, I hope you have a good lit-break and come back happy and refreshed... *HUGS*
 
Dear Ghostly,

Fond memories...it was a fun ride - thanks for everything.

The Don
 
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