emsway
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God creates litter upon litter of puppies because of her
Huh. I thought that when mommy dogs and daddy dogs loved eachother very, very much....
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God creates litter upon litter of puppies because of her
You're a Master Baiter, that's for certain![]()
God creates litter upon litter of puppies because of her

how many no's till I get a yes?

Huh. I thought that when mommy dogs and daddy dogs loved eachother very, very much....

Dear Litsters,
Surely y'all have heard the saying, "when a woman masturbates, God creates a puppy."
Litster
See my post on the previous page Re: cookies.
^5![]()
Huh. I thought that when mommy dogs and daddy dogs loved eachother very, very much....
God creates litter upon litter of puppies because of her
Dude, I Googled that and all I got was God kills a kitten every time a woman masturbates.![]()
too much work, I trust you
Dude, I Googled that and all I got was God kills a kitten every time a woman masturbates.![]()
too much work, I trust you
*pssst, just buy some Chips Ahoy and bring 'em!*
too much work, I trust you
Dear Litster,
When guys masturbate, kittens die. When gals masturbate, puppies are born. Everyone loves puppies
Litster
Dear Litster,
Fear not. All Em can reliably do online is post on Lit, look up song lyrics and George Hamilton peen, and order cases of lip gloss.
Litster
No wonder the local shelter has so few puppies, compared to kittens
No wonder the local shelter has so few puppies, compared to kittens

I'm not saying this is a mistake . . . But . . .
Dear Litster,
It would be more appropriate to say the pet cemeteries have many more kittens.
Litster
I think maybe I should try to even things up a little...![]()
I think maybe I should try to even things up a little...![]()

Dear Litster,
Naw aw!
Four Trick Pony .