beachbaby179
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I'm sorry to see her go too.
I miss her already.
Me three. And what made her go ... it makes me sad.
Dear Litster... (continued)
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Me three. And what made her go ... it makes me sad.
Wild_Honey_66
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Dear Hungry Litster,
You've been eyeing my home-baked cookies for a long time now, but we've been around this mulberry bush more than once and we both know it ain't gonna happen.
What you need to do is get yourself down to the supermarket and pick you up a package of Chips Ahoy! They're readily available, they require very little investment of time, and they will wait right where you left them on the kitchen shelf while you go off to play with your friends.
No, you're right, they don't taste like homemade, but you get what you pay for, son.
Signed,
Stay Out Of My Kitchen Litster
You've been eyeing my home-baked cookies for a long time now, but we've been around this mulberry bush more than once and we both know it ain't gonna happen.
What you need to do is get yourself down to the supermarket and pick you up a package of Chips Ahoy! They're readily available, they require very little investment of time, and they will wait right where you left them on the kitchen shelf while you go off to play with your friends.
No, you're right, they don't taste like homemade, but you get what you pay for, son.
Signed,
Stay Out Of My Kitchen Litster
Wild_Honey_66
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Dear Forgot-To-Say-Please,
Perhaps.
You may kneel - naked, blindfolded and cuffed - on a rug in the middle of my kitchen floor and listen to me mix the batter and bake the cookies in my fancy organza hostess apron and my kitten heels. While they bake, I will rest in a kitchen chair with my feet propped on a stool, sipping a cool drink.
If you are very good, I may let you lick the batter... off of my toes.
Signed
Kitchen Mistress
Wild_Honey_66
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Wild_Honey_66
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Dear Litster,
What would Julia Child say? For that matter, who cares?
Litster
Dear Wondering,
You know perfectly well what Julia Child would say.
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beachbabydoll36
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Dear most favoritest Litsters -
I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs
I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.
I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...
I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me
To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.
Be kind to each other!
Signed,
Ghost Candy
We've never really chatted or anything but I see you all the time in the playground, you seem very well liked by everyone. I'm starting to see a pattern with a lot of our pg'ers, what once used to be a fun place for all of us has changed so much in the short time I have been here, it's very sad. LAcandy, I hope you find what you are looking for, you will be missed.
ydahecnot
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Dear Litster,
In a true spirit of inquiry: what has changed? If anything, things have been more peaceful lately
Litster
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beachbabydoll36
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Dear peaceful litster,
Yes it has been peaceful lately, but it just doesn't feel like the warm and fuzzy playground as when I first joined.
Litster
Wild_Honey_66
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Litster,
Noooo. I can't believe you missed this!
It's Julia Fucking Child!
Try again.
emsway
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Litster,
Noooo. I can't believe you missed this!
It's Julia Fucking Child!
Try again.
Hahaha!
I'm thinking Julia would warn you to not get to close to an open flame in that apron.
Wild_Honey_66
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Thankfully I'm baking them in the oven and not in the fireplace.
Cyber blowie to the first person who gets it right!
AbsintheFather
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Thankfully I'm baking them in the oven and not in the fireplace.
Cyber blowie to the first person who gets it right!
Oooooo hoooo, a party without cake is really just a meeting, hoooo oolo
JennyNo1
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*Brings the cake*
magicmikeaustin
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can i have the cyber blowie without all of the work?
AbsintheFather
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AbsintheFather
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Hahaaaa, best talk to Ms. honey about that
JennyNo1
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Heya Daddy-o!Hooo ooo, and butter, more butter . . . .
Dan Akeroyd did a great Julia.
Hiya Sugar
Wild_Honey_66
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Do I know how to bait the lurkers or what?
Decidedly not.
AbsintheFather
Passing some time
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Do I know how to bait the lurkers or what?
Decidedly not.
You're a Master Baiter, that's for certain
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magicmikeaustin
show me the money $
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Do I know how to bait the lurkers or what?
Decidedly not.
how many no's till I get a yes?
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