Dear Litster... (continued)

[Aquagal]

LOL

Signed,

That's all.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aqua has shared her tits with me before PMANN they are nice

Fuck yooou.

Dear Pmann,

Wish you could see my tits, huh? I'll compromise and show you a solid perineum.

Sincerely,

Taint gal.

And fuck yoooooou.

LOL

Signed,

That's all.

Aaaaaaaaaand fuuuuuuuuck yoooooooou.

Fuck all yall slunts.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Fuck yooou.

And fuck yoooooou.

Aaaaaaaaaand fuuuuuuuuck yoooooooou.

Fuck all yall slunts.

Now I just keep thinking this...

Fuck you....

 

[ydahecnot]

Aqua has shared her tits with me before PMANN they are nice

Dear Litster,

I like where this is going.

Litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Litster,

I like where this is going.

Litster

It ain't happening. I mean, she sends twat shots to anyone and everyone. But no tit pics.

Edit: Oh yeah, Dear Lister

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

I love following the GB drama, however after this thread it's really dawned on me what's missing from the GB drama. Sound bites. Seriously, this thread was made so much better by the hysteria of that vocaroo. I think we need more of them here and on the GB.

It'll be like olde-timey radio programming!

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Titless,

A new scandal?

Signed,

Twatter hahhahahaaa

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Titless,

A new scandal?

Signed,

Twatter hahhahahaaa

Dear Twat Swatter,

What new scandal!?

Signed,

Titless in Seattle

 

[Schwarzschild]

Dear Litsters (that is not an intuitive word to type fyi),

I don't know you, but I'm almost drunk and that's close enough. Y'all are some fucking wonderful people, and (probably) wonderful fucking people. In my brief time here everyone has been so nice, even though I haven't had any clothes on since my first day. Usually I get a restraining order for that! Anyways, keep being fucking wonderful and fucking wonderfully and don't waste your fucks on wasteless fucks unless you like wasting a fuck.

Dictated but not read,
Who the fuck is he?

 

[Suz_anne]

Titless in Seattle

That's not entirely true now, is it? There are photos of hairy cleavage around here somewhere...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fuck yooou.



And fuck yoooooou.



Aaaaaaaaaand fuuuuuuuuck yoooooooou.

Fuck all yall slunts.

Dear you,
You'd have half a chance if your sausage was bigger.

Love,
You wish you could fuck this

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear you,
You'd have half a chance if your sausage was bigger.

Love,
You wish you could fuck this

My gosh, I have missed you.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My gosh, I have missed you.

Dear partner in crime,

I chose an epic time to return. This sheet is so much fun.

Yours,

Entertained for seconds.

 

[Katie_80]

Dear Litsters (that is not an intuitive word to type fyi),

I don't know you, but I'm almost drunk and that's close enough. Y'all are some fucking wonderful people, and (probably) wonderful fucking people. In my brief time here everyone has been so nice, even though I haven't had any clothes on since my first day. Usually I get a restraining order for that! Anyways, keep being fucking wonderful and fucking wonderfully and don't waste your fucks on wasteless fucks unless you like wasting a fuck.

Dictated but not read,
Who the fuck is he?

Dear random fucker,

You are delightful and geeky and perfect for lit. Glad you fucking found your way here or found your way fucking here.

Signed,
One of the many pairs of tits on lit

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's not entirely true now, is it? There are photos of hairy cleavage around here somewhere...

Dear Suzanne,

It's about fucking time you showed up.

Sincerely,

Has a little tits but they're hairy

 

[Schwarzschild]

Dear random fucker,

You are delightful and geeky and perfect for lit. Glad you fucking found your way here or found your way fucking here.

Signed,
One of the many pairs of tits on lit

Dear "One of the many pairs of tits on lit",

There are tits on here?! How can so many fuckers be so fucking angry with wonderful fucking tits perfect for tit fucking?! Inconceivable

Dick'ed but not red,
Dafuq?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Litsters (that is not an intuitive word to type fyi),

I don't know you, but I'm almost drunk and that's close enough. Y'all are some fucking wonderful people, and (probably) wonderful fucking people. In my brief time here everyone has been so nice, even though I haven't had any clothes on since my first day. Usually I get a restraining order for that! Anyways, keep being fucking wonderful and fucking wonderfully and don't waste your fucks on wasteless fucks unless you like wasting a fuck.

Dictated but not read,
Who the fuck is he?

I'm the best person here.

Dear you,
You'd have half a chance if your sausage was bigger.

Love,
You wish you could fuck this

You don't give oral. You're not allowed to fuck me.

And just because your vagina needs a Stalactite to fill it doesn't mean my sausage needs to be bigger.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Who The Fuck Is He,

I'm guessing you didn't read the last five pages of this thread.

Sincerely,
Not sure where the wonderful is.

It's right here. *points to dick*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Bake bean dick man,

I can't help that I have a heavy set vagina.

#dontbeahater

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bake bean dick man,

I can't help that I have a heavy set vagina.

#dontbeahater

Dear Aussie,
Hello.


Signed,
Me.

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear partner in crime,

I chose an epic time to return. This sheet is so much fun.

Yours,

Entertained for seconds.

Dear Epic Entertainer,

You really did choose well. I still don't know exactly what happened, but I'm pretty sure that someone had phone sex.

Warmly,
Nothing Gets By Me

Dear Suzanne,

It's about fucking time you showed up.

Sincerely,

Has a little tits but they're hairy

Dear Hairy Nips,

Be honest, how long is your longest nipple hair?

Fondly,
Man-Tit Fondler

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Epic Entertainer,

You really did choose well. I still don't know exactly what happened, but I'm pretty sure that someone had phone sex.

Warmly,
Nothing Gets By Me

Dear Suz_anne:

Hello also.

Signed,
Me again....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shelby informed me I was incorrect on something. I'm fixing it.

1. Shelby e fucked some guy named EverydayMan. 0 fucks were given.

Apparently I was wrong. She said the sentence should read:

Shelby e fucked every guy EXCEPT EverydayMan.

Apologies to all parties involved.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bake bean dick man,

I can't help that I have a heavy set vagina.

#dontbeahater

Heavy set? Your vagina is the Gilbert Grape's mother of vaginas.

#What'sEatingGilberGrape'sMotherOfVaginas

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Bake bean dick man,

I can't help that I have a heavy set vagina.

#dontbeahater

She's Not Heavy, She's My Vagina (?)