Lord Pmann
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OK Slinger.
You'll be the leader of the harem.
Dear Litster... (continued)
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You'll be the leader of the harem.
ElasticMermaid
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I cannot believe that no one texted me that there was a vocaroo posted and now it won't even play for me. I'm seriously hurt.
Lord Pmann
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I figured you were on a date with some young stud.
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I tried but 1-800-Elastic is a scary, scary number to call/text.
My full elastic body suit is now on the way - hope I guessed B's size correctly.
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Chris_Michael
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Maaaaan, the very first day I decide to take a break from Lit and I miss out on this popcorn-eating event... wtf???
ElasticMermaid
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You picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
(No one pm me Airplane quotes. I don't like it that much.)
Lord Pmann
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Dude- are you the pharma Chris?
Chris_Michael
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I am the Chris that hates pharmacy with a passion. But to better answer your question, yes I'm the Chris you're thinking of.
IhateClowns
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Not sure what happened around here. This thread had 75 posts just yesterday and is approaching 400 tonight. Craziness.
ElasticMermaid
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There was a voice call out and we MISSED IT. It's gone forever and we will never experience it first hand. I'm so upset.
IhateClowns
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Hmmmm. Where did it go?
Lord Pmann
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What's up?????
ElasticMermaid
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I don't know. Apparently there were screen shot too. I'm crying too hard to really understand.
ElasticMermaid
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People are pming me. But mostly about Airplane.
ElasticMermaid
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Sks...send it to me. Along with a video of you saying dick (which now sounds oddly out of place), and I can go on in this dark, dreary world.
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I'm a lot different. I became an atheist, and I spend a lot of time reflecting on how religion has fucked my worldview up. Well, actially I should stop there because I have changed politically and just my overall idea of society. So, I don't want to start political stuff especially with the current events happening.
Still a geek, still a gamer.
How about you? How have you been?
I'm going to bed btw. So, I'll probably disappear here in a min
P
PeteHulbert37
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Dear Litsters,
I just want to know where Little Sister is. I miss her wit around here. Call out to one of the PG's hotties!
Signed,
I've No Time For Drama
I just want to know where Little Sister is. I miss her wit around here. Call out to one of the PG's hotties!
Signed,
I've No Time For Drama
lovetopleasewomen
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I'm telling ya. You would've thought Trump was in the house.
I didn't miss it. I listened to it, not so much for the drama as all I wanted was to hear the sound of her voice. And she has a good one, nice & smooth with a hint of an accent. As for the emotions, what woman doesn't get all emotional & sniffly.
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Dear Sex Voiced Litster,
Totally off topic, but you have a sexy voice. Maybe I need to cause some drama, so you'll yell at me?
Signed,
Turned on, and tuned in Litster
makemewet69
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Dear super awesome amazing Litster,
Thank you for taking the time to call me last night and remain on the phone for over 4 hours. I still can't believe we talked that long. Time seems to always fly when we're together in any capacity and stand still when we're apart. I'm so lucky to be able to not just call you my lover or boyfriend, but above all else you're my friend, too. The best kind I've had. Thank you.
Deeply grateful
Thank you for taking the time to call me last night and remain on the phone for over 4 hours. I still can't believe we talked that long. Time seems to always fly when we're together in any capacity and stand still when we're apart. I'm so lucky to be able to not just call you my lover or boyfriend, but above all else you're my friend, too. The best kind I've had. Thank you.
Deeply grateful
Lord Pmann
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I'm a lot different. I became an atheist, and I spend a lot of time reflecting on how religion has fucked my worldview up. Well, actially I should stop there because I have changed politically and just my overall idea of society. So, I don't want to start political stuff especially with the current events happening.
Still a geek, still a gamer.
How about you? How have you been?
I'm going to bed btw. So, I'll probably disappear here in a min
Well damn. I thought you've been off the site for a while. Good to see you back.
Hopefully you're still not drinking and popping pills like a crazy person.
Life has been good. Thrown some curveballs here and there. But nothing I haven't handled.
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Dude. Reading these two bitches dirt had me thrown and then out of nowhere, cat filing its claws. The fuck! I died laughing.
How do you think I feel? When I logged off the day before, this thread had like 4 pages. And now...l
Lord Pmann
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I gotta give credit to Aquagal for that gif. She used it one time. My god it's the best gif out there. Aqua is a sneaky little fucker. She's quiet, but she's a little instigator. And a good gif finder, apparently.
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