Dear Litster... (continued)

[Endless_Night]

Dear still not getting any,

Suit and hands??

*swoon*

Signed,

Doesn't believe for a second that you aren't getting any

Dear Doubting Litster,

Agreed! I don't believe him either.

Signed,
Second Doubting Litster

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Litster,

I dare you.

I double dog dare you.

Daring Litster.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Still Not Getting Any,

If you want people to see you in your new threads, but you bury the pic in your profile, a little more self promotion might help. Suit-lovin' Sugartits has a suit threads in which you could post that pic... And there's a few hands pic threads too which would be ideal...

Signed,
Suddenly Feeling Handsy Litster

Dear still not getting any,

Suit and hands??

*swoon*

Signed,

Doesn't believe for a second that you aren't getting any

Dear Doubting Litster,

Agreed! I don't believe him either.

Signed,
Second Doubting Litster

Dear Agreeing Litsters,

Perhaps someone could bump the appropriate threads and/or message a link to the intended parties?

Sometimes we need to be assertive with these shy and retiring types!

I find that it is almost always worth the effort when they finally give in and post.

Signed,
Silly For Suits Litster

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Dear Litster,

I dare you.

I double dog dare you.

Daring Litster.

Dear Daring Litster,

Don't be a dog

Doesn't Pay Litster

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Daring Litster,

Don't be a dog

Doesn't Pay Litster

Dear Poorly Remunerated Litster,

*woof woof*



Might, Possibly, Need a Little Excitement Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear traveling Litster,

You still owe me for that one sided call.

Grand Canyon State Litster

 

[islandjoe2]

Dear LLingerie Litster-

Haven't heard from you for a long time. Hope everything is well with you.

Not stalking, but your absence is noticed Litster

 

[DarkrSide]

There was a part of me that hoped we were were playing a game with back and forths... now I think maybe it wasn't with me and I've got egg on my face.

Looking for a paper towel

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear litster

I don't know you, in fact I've never spoken to you, but I don't need to in order to know you give off a vibe which you may try to pass off as confident but it leaves you looking weak.
I trust my instincts, and my intuition is typically spot on. You lack intrigue, personality, and charm.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear litsters,

This is the playground. Play nice.

Sincerely,
Weary of the drama

 

[ViciousTease]

Dear eggy litster,

Back and forth ... up and down ... in and out ... it all sounds like fun. We need to get that egg cleaned up first. Shower time?

Sincerely,
Holding the towel litster

 

[Just_Jen]

Dear Lister,

After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion that we were thinking the same thing...maybe...?

Unsure Lister

 

[may_I_please]

Dear Bear

I loved the song

Fond memories

 

[DarkrSide]

Dear eggy litster,

Back and forth ... up and down ... in and out ... it all sounds like fun. We need to get that egg cleaned up first. Shower time?

Sincerely,
Holding the towel litster

The shower is already running... it's getting nice and steamy in there... and it will get even more steamier once you get there...

Waiting under the water

 

[SimplyMsT]

Dear Litster

Running out of names?

Signed,

Karma Train in Texas

 

[Wings]

Dear Darling Litster,

Guuuuuuurl, I miss your kewpie doll face. Muchly.

Love,
Wings

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Litster

Thank you for the pm. If you're expecting a reply you'll have to fix your settings.

Amused Litster

 

[beerbq]

Not so dear douche bag,
If there is a special hell for assholes, you will be there.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litsters who give a shit about what I post,
Remember it's not always about you. I'm very opinionated and never tried to hide that fact. I never ask anyone to agree with me on anything, but I would appreciate acceptance that my opinion is just that...mine.
I'm not going to try and convince you of anything, so, give me the same courtesy.
Signed,
Putting Up More Bricks in the Wall

 

[beerbq]

Dear Litsters who give a shit about what I post,
Remember it's not always about you. I'm very opinionated and never tried to hide that fact. I never ask anyone to agree with me on anything, but I would appreciate acceptance that my opinion is just that...mine.
I'm not going to try and convince you of anything, so, give me the same courtesy.
Signed,
Putting Up More Bricks in the Wall

No one has to agree with what anyone else says, but everyone should respect your right to say it.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Dear Litsters who give a shit about what I post,
Remember it's not always about you. I'm very opinionated and never tried to hide that fact. I never ask anyone to agree with me on anything, but I would appreciate acceptance that my opinion is just that...mine.
I'm not going to try and convince you of anything, so, give me the same courtesy.
Signed,
Putting Up More Bricks in the Wall

It does astound me when people can't just take an opinion at face value, but see it as a personal affront that needs to be corrected

 

[LadyJS]

To the inbred loser who just PMd me,

Fuck you asshole.Do me a favor, eat shit and die (preferably slowly and painfully). I know that some of these words may be too big for you to comprehend, maybe you can get someone to read it to you.

And if you haven't figured it out yet, you're fucking blocked from my view, so I don't have to see or hear your shit.

With all fucking sincerity,

LadyJS

P.S. Fuck off!

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear struggling Litster,

We're here for you. Just because we're online doesn't mean we aren't real friends. Reach out. And let us reach right back. It's what friends do.

Cyber-friend Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litsters who give a shit about what I post,
Remember it's not always about you. I'm very opinionated and never tried to hide that fact. I never ask anyone to agree with me on anything, but I would appreciate acceptance that my opinion is just that...mine.
I'm not going to try and convince you of anything, so, give me the same courtesy.
Signed,
Putting Up More Bricks in the Wall

Dear Putting Up More Bricks in the Wall Litster,

 

[TongueLust]

Dear struggling Litster,

We're here for you. Just because we're online doesn't mean we aren't real friends. Reach out. And let us reach right back. It's what friends do.

Cyber-friend Litster

Dear Cyber-friend Litster,

I agree.